Any Jokes or puns?(preferably pokemon and naruto)

[Desanto]

If I raichu a love song would you sakon this lollipop? idk lol

 

[Sasukenumberonelover]

How does Naruto like his chicken wings?
With plenty of Sasuke
Broooo !

 

[soulless uchiha]

How does Naruto like his chicken wings?
With plenty of Sasuke
Broooo !

Doesn't even make sense, but I'll laugh anyways.....

 

[ThePieness]

Give me a "Chancey" though it seems a bit "Farfetch'd"
I'd "Heracross my heart that you're better than the "Rest"
All my life I know I've been "Seaking" "Mew"
But then I looked around the corner and I had a "Pikachu"!
^^ Part of a song but still, it's pretty funny...

 

[Sasukenumberonelover]

Doesn't even make sense, but I'll laugh anyways.....

BR00.. Sasuke sounds like Sauce ..

But thanks for laughing

 

[Ōkami]

I guess you could say Neji got Nejied.

 

[Brick Wumbo]

I want to f*ck you like a Blastoise.........Get it? It's because Blastoises have huge genitals.

 

[Desanto]

I heard this one? What the difference between orochimaru and the nintendo wii?
The nintendo wii gets turned off by kids after an hour of play

lol

 

[Desanto]

after i beedrilled why wont you suck my diglett

 

[foxyladyland]

im waiting till you use sexy no jutsu so I can pikachuXD

 

[Desanto]

im waiting till you use sexy no jutsu so I can pikachuXD

LOL i like that one

 

[foxyladyland]

How does Naruto like his chicken wings?
With plenty of Sasuke
Broooo !

translation:

Naruto likes his wings with plenty of Sauce, kay?

 

[The Fourth]

Once I had an uchiha as a roomie, but he was always flaking on his responsibilities, one night I asked him to pull his own weight, and he totally flipped his lid and stormed out after packing up.

Guess you could say he was Sharin-gone.


What do you call it when Naruto is doing the pose for rasengan but has a spinning rock lee in his hand that he can throw?

A Rasen Shu-lee-kun