Any good funny tweets?

[ShaneEyyy]

I post many tweets on Twitter that are very funny, as shown how I get a shit load of favs and RT's, anyways, I am so tired I can't think of shit right now.

Anybody have any good ideas?

 

[Supreme x Uchiha]

IDK, go on Twitter??

What you're looking for won't be here, obviously. Try Facebook

 

[nagato2]

Yo mama so short that when she sits on the curb her legs swing

 

[Insidious Smile]

Tweet by @CopyNinja_Kakashi : Sabuza Sucks !

↑Here is a funny tweet.

 

[Chibiusa]

I haven't been on Twitter in so long...it's all about Instagram nowadays. So I guess I can't help you

 

[xXFLAVORSXx]

got arrested the other night and the cop said anything you say can and will be held against you...so i yelled boobies

feel free to use that if you want