Any funny things to tweet on Twitter?

[ShaneEyyy]

Everybody loves a good laugh. I usually tweet a lot of comical tweets and it's very fun. However, lately I've been kind of stumped and can't really think of many.

There are a lot of creative minds on here, any of you guys got something really funny?

No one liner tweets like "What's a ninja's favorite drink? Wataaaah" They have to be original and not used before.

Here's examples of mine: "I hate when people post a pic of their temps saying, "Stay off the roads!" like what are we supposed to drive on the sidewalk"

"When I was at Beachwood Mall, the escalator broke down when I was on it and I was stuck on it for hours."

"If my dad were alive today, he'd say, "Shane stop telling people I'm dead.""

Get something like that. Something funny and witty, but not too witty.

 

[Fraze]

5 Guys, 1D.

See what I did there?

 

[Ganta]

I think the ninja joke was funnier than all of the other "jokes"

 

[Sir Blades]

5 Guys, 1D.

See what I did there?

No, not really lol

 

[Kages]

5 Guys, 1D.

See what I did there?

:|

OT-

"Knock knock"

"who's there?"

"pasture"

"pasture who?"

"past you're bed time, silly!"



That was the first thing that came to my mind, lol.

 

[SasoriOfTheRedSaand]

No, not really lol

1 Direction, the "boy" band.

 

[ShaneEyyy]

I think the ninja joke was funnier than all of the other "jokes"

I didn't ask for your opinion

 

[Sir Blades]

1 Direction, the "boy" band.

Oh ok lol, thanks for the clarification.

 

[ShaneEyyy]

5 Guys, 1D.

See what I did there?

That's pretty good higigigigi

 

[AP2k]

I didn't ask for your opinion

Yes, actually you did. Just because his opinion is that your jokes suck doesn't make it wrong.

 

[Kages]

Wow, you really don't get it? o.0

No, I got it. Why would you think I didn't? It was pretty funny as well^^

 

[ShaneEyyy]

Yes, actually you did. Just because his opinion is that your jokes suck doesn't make it wrong.

No, actually I didn't. I specifically asked if anyone had any other jokes. Him saying what he thinks of the jokes I listed wasn't what was being asked. Also, just because he said he thinks the ninja joke was funnier than mine doesn't imply he thinks they suck; it implies he thinks they're not as funny.

I can tell you're not bright, at all. Rather a troll if you ask me.

 

[AP2k]

No, actually I didn't. I specifically asked if anyone had any other jokes. Him saying what he thinks of the jokes I listed wasn't what was being asked. Also, just because he said he thinks the ninja joke was funnier than mine doesn't imply he thinks they suck; it implies he thinks they're not as funny.

I can tell you're not bright, at all. Rather a troll if you ask me.

You asked if anyone had anything "funny" to tweet. Funny is subjective and implies asking for someones opinion. Maybe you should go back and learn how to read before this deteriorates into "zabuza>everyone" like every other thread you've made has.

 

[ShaneEyyy]

You asked if anyone had anything "funny" to tweet. Funny is subjective and implies asking for someones opinion. Maybe you should go back and learn how to read before this deteriorates into "zabuza>everyone" like every other thread you've made has.

Are you mentally ill? He didn't give me anything funny to tweet, he just said what he thought of the jokes listed, which wasn't being asked, obviously. Also, I don't see your logic of Zabuza being brought into this. BTW, at least three of my threads about Zabuza I made, Zabuza vs Mei, Zabuza vs Armless Oro, and Zabuza vs Chiyo, I admitted his defeat. So that proves you wrong on your statement.

This is why I refer to you as a troll, you talk shit just to talk shit, and you don't care.

 

[AP2k]

Are you mentally ill? He didn't give me anything funny to tweet, he just said what he thought of the jokes listed, which wasn't being asked, obviously. Also, I don't see your logic of Zabuza being brought into this. BTW, at least three of my threads about Zabuza I made, Zabuza vs Mei, Zabuza vs Armless Oro, and Zabuza vs Chiyo, I admitted his defeat. So that proves you wrong on your statement.

This is why I refer to you as a troll, you talk shit just to talk shit, and you don't care.

Are you daft? You said you didn't ask for his opinion, WHICH YOU DID. It doesn't matter if the opinion given isn't explicitly what you asked, he still gave an opinion. I'm not the one who started talking shit on the effing internet, nor am I the one who got pissed when someone said something about my "jokes".

 

[Jack Spicer]

Wanna know how to make your mailman said? Kill his family.

What's the best part of having *** with twenty-seven year olds? There are twenty of them. #Pedo

 

[Cpt Long Schlong]

this is kind of sad

 

[ShaneEyyy]

Are you daft? You said you didn't ask for his opinion, WHICH YOU DID. It doesn't matter if the opinion given isn't explicitly what you asked, he still gave an opinion. I'm not the one who started talking shit on the effing internet, nor am I the one who got pissed when someone said something about my "jokes".

I didn't ask for any opinions. I asked for a joke. You're switching things around.

Also, yes, you are the one who started talking shit. You bluntly assumed he thought my jokes sucked however it was clearly implied he thought they weren't as funny as the ninja one. You started all this shit just like u did in the past. It's just who you are, a troll.