An Ode to Lord Naruto

TimothyTheTomato

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Naruto is the savior of the leaf
You suicidal if you want beef
Think you can win with just preta path
Five tail attacks and taijutsu make you feel his wrath
Him and his squad saved the earth
Hinata can't handle the girth
Tank the shinsusenju with a splinter
Beat Haku as baby during winter
Kyuubi say Naruto how Come they can't seal you
Is it cause ya kage bunshin game so beast they can't find the real you
Naw it's not that
Akatsuki reform and attack they get splat
Run up on Naruto Rasengan gg
And thats the end of that
That's why he's the man
Gone die with a blunt in his mouth and a ramen bowl in his hand
 

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Lol 10/10 for the Rythms. +rep well deserved.
 

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Naruto is the savior of the leaf
You suicidal if you want beef
Think you can win with just preta path
Five tail attacks and taijutsu make you feel his wrath
Him and his squad saved the earth
Hinata can't handle the girth
Tank the shinsusenju with a splinter
Beat Haku as baby during winter
Kyuubi say Naruto how Come they can't seal you
Is it cause ya kage bunshin game so beast they can't find the real you
Naw it's not that
Akatsuki reform and attack they get splat
Run up on Naruto Rasengan gg
And thats the end of that
That's why he's the man
Gone die with a blunt in his mouth and a ramen bowl in his hand

Laughed so hard reading this part :lmao:
 

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Still better than minatrolls "poetry".
 

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This is cool man.
 

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Legend!

The world should sacrifice 7 virgins, 1 from each continent in your honor.
 

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Sasuke is better
Brings sunshine to the weather
Cuts his opponents in half
Burns the sinful with fire
Brings peace to the mass
With power full of desire
A shadow amongst the light
And a guide within the night
The guardian watches over
For his eye is forever bright
 

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Sasuke is better
Brings sunshine to the weather
Cuts his opponents in half
Burns the sinful with fire
Brings peace to the mass
With power full of desire
A shadow amongst the light
And a guide within the night
The guardian watches over
For his eye is forever bright

Naruto and Sauce
More than one can still be boss
Top 2 that'll get into yo girl mouth like floss
Seal you away and leave you in a moon to stay
Naruto smack you around even if you got the ten tails
Sasuke slice you up leave you covered in entrails
Sage strength toss a fox
Sharingan precognition for anybody who wanna box
Naruto don't take no bs so don't piss on his leg and tell him it's rain
Or it's Rasengan gg I mean hey look what happened to pain
Sasuke and Naruto know about pain
The hell of loneliness is immense mental strain
Naruto and Sasuke best buds naw they ain't gay
If you fight Naruto your morals will decay
Then comes solo attack and tnj
Or vice versa
Should I go another verse
Sasuke do you dirty make you end up in a herse
Naruto get to you first
Then you ain't nothing but dirt
Ninjutsu that erase you so don't approach hinata tryna flirt
Lord Sasuke posted up with the seventh Hokage
They used to fight all day but now they friendship all ok
Sauce had the habit of being wild but in 699 they reconciled
That was one time he ain't solo but he'll still hang yo ass like a yoyo
Naruto protect his people cause they precious to him like the ring possessed by Frodo
 

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Naruto and Sauce
More than one can still be boss
Top 2 that'll get into yo girl mouth like floss
Seal you away and leave you in a moon to stay
Naruto smack you around even if you got the ten tails
Sasuke slice you up leave you covered in entrails
Sage strength toss a fox
Sharingan precognition for anybody who wanna box
Naruto don't take no bs so don't piss on his leg and tell him it's rain
Or it's Rasengan gg I mean hey look what happened to pain
Sasuke and Naruto know about pain
The hell of loneliness is immense mental strain
Naruto and Sasuke best buds naw they ain't gay
If you fight Naruto your morals will decay
Then comes solo attack and tnj
Or vice versa
Should I go another verse
Sasuke do you dirty make you end up in a herse
Naruto get to you first
Then you ain't nothing but dirt
Ninjutsu that erase you so don't approach hinata tryna flirt
Lord Sasuke posted up with the seventh Hokage
They used to fight all day but now they friendship all ok
Sauce had the habit of being wild but in 699 they reconciled
That was one time he ain't solo but he'll still hang yo ass like a yoyo
Naruto protect his people cause they precious to him like the ring possessed by Frodo

Gg lover of sauces
 

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