sjcoolz
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ok i just finish write a amateur play for my human sexual class and i wanted to know you guys opinion. you guys just a reminder this is just to know your opinion because im planing on actual doing one of them or at least make another production that will actually work. i want harsh criticism to help me and make sure i do my best work also the critism is not to bash but to help a fellow peer out please do not come and bash cause then you will look like a jerk. any way here are two plays i wrote please tell me how i did where they funny good and so on. "please narutobase head people dont take down my thread cause you been doing it alot lately"
first play
"The biggest punishment
cast members
Stewie
Rich
Japanese priest
cop
cow
doctor
dog
Worker
Girls
Romney
Obama
cat
samurai
beaver
owl
Stewie: Hey is that you rich?
Rich: Hey whats up its pretty cold today.
Stewie: Yeah I'm just chillin out here.
Rich: Hey what happened over there.
Stewie: The person got into a accident.
Rich: How they get into a accident?
Stewie: The person was talking on the phone.
Rich: Really wow.
Stewie: Well I heard the person got arrested and was charged for being Intalksacated.
Rich: hmp
Stewie: Well do you got work today?
Rich: No I'm unemployed.
Stewie: Oh really where were you working before?
Rich: At a bakery
Stewie: I see that's a good job why you quit?
Rich: I didn't make enough dough.
Stewie: Dang I feel you on that.
Rich: What you doing with that dog?
Stewie: Oh her I was just taking her for a walk.
Rich: Stew the difference between you and that dog is that your wearing a suit and the dog just pants itself.
Stewie: Shit that dog is such a *****.
Rich: Hey look at that owl.
Stewie: Whats wrong with it.
Rich: It lost it voice.
Stewie: That sucks.
Rich: I know it didn't even give a hoot.
Stewie: Dang i have to go to the doctor this weekend
Rich: Are they going to give you a
Stewie: Yes man they are going to give me a shot I get the point.
Rich: Hey don't you work.
Stewie: UM.
Rich: You were just pressing me about me having a job whats yours.
Stewie: I don't have one.
Rich: Whyyyy?
Stewie: Cause they gave me the boot.
Rich: HAAA you suck.
Stewie: I'm not a mosquito
Rich: .......lame
Stewie: Anyway who cares about footlocker I got something way better.
Rich: What is that
Stewie: A rapper.
Rich: Oh so your going to wrap gifts.
Stewie: NO I said I'm going to a rapper like an artist.
Rich: Soo your going to design the wrap.
Stewie: Yea
Rich: Like art
Stewie: Yea
Rich: So your going to draw on the wrappers.
Stewie: NOOO man.
Rich: You know the snicker company is looking for rappers.
Stewie: unlike snickers I got bars
Rich: Really.
Stewie: Yea you know they call me Mr.Math equation
Rich: Really why?
Stewie: Cause in the rap game I'm such a dam problem.
Rich: Wow you must wrap a lot of gifts.
Stewie: Shut up! Hey why is you pants rip.
Rich: A cat attack me.
Stewie: Really! Dang that cat wasn't kittin
Rich: You know last weekend i was hosting a girl basketball team.
Stewie: Really how was it.
Rich: Bad.
Stewie: Why?
Rich: I had to throw this girl name Cinderella off the team.
Stewie: Why you kick her off the team?
Rich: Cause she ran away from the ball.
Stewie: That funny.
Rich: Yea it was.
Stewie: Hey i got a joke.
Rich: Ok what is it?
Stewie: Ok here it is. you listening right.
Rich: Yea i am hurry up man.
Stewie: Ok umm. What do you call a girl who lives in a play boy mansion in Checklist Slovakia.
Rich: I don't know what do you call her?
Stewie: A checkmate.
Rich: Haa that was pretty funny
Stewie: Yea its a stewie original.
Rich: Hey you a told me she was hot yesterday at the park.
Stewie: Really what you tell her?
Rich: To go out in the shade.
Stewie: So what happened after?
Rich: She gave me a hug.
Stewie: Nice.
Rich: Yea i got a 3rd degree burn after and she ran away.
Stewie: Wow
Rich: She drop her keys.
Stewie: That girls was probably on fire right?
Rich: Yea
Stewie: Hey you should be like ice and chill.
Rich: You know that wasn't half of it this other girl and me was making a sandwich at her house.
Stewie: What so bad about that.
Rich: The cops were knocking on the door so we had to cheese it.
Stewie: Dang that rough.
Rich: You know one of the cops said that if we didn't open the door he would be coming in like if he was out doors.
Stewie: Dang you had a bad day.
Rich: Yea I did. Hey is that a female Japanese priest.
Stewie: Dang she bad let spit my game at her.......As Stewie walks he trips walking towards the female Japanese priest direction he falls.
Rich: Hey are you OK.
Stewie: Yea I just to get up aww fffhhh.
Rich: Hey why are you tripping?
Stewie: Cause.
Rich: What.
Stewie: Cause.
Rich: What dammit what.
Stewie: I think I'm falling for her.
Rich: Yea Stewie I'm sorry for raining on your parade but i think that samurai that's kissing her over there is her man.
Stewie: Dam its not fair.
Rich: Its not fair
Stewie: Two can play at that game hey samurai lets duel.
Rich: Why are you going to fight a samurai he'll kill you.
Stewie: I don't care.
Rich: Hey look there is a cow running at her direction.
Stewie: That samurai looks like he going to cut the cow in half. Hey man that's animal abuse.
Rich: Ohh shit it ran him over road kill!
Stewie: What they feeding that cow.
Rich: It looks stuff.
Stewie: Dam its heading towards the corn field.
Rich: The priests is still there.
Stewie: I have to save her. awww my leg.
Rich: Get out the way.
Stewie: Nooooo the cow squash her.
Rich: that was other destruction.
Stewie: Bet she feeling mad corning right now.
Rich: Cow why would you stoop so low.
Stewie: Ok lets leave.
Rich: Why what if she.
Stewie: Man we weren't here they will listen to us.
Rich: Ok lets run for it.
Stewie: Like Romney did for president he was pretty slow. lol
Rich: Hey! Obama wasn't that bright either stop giving him shine.
Stewie: My legs hurt.
Rich: Come on just take a lap.
Stewie: Hey
Rich: What
Stewie: The beaver over there ran into a butch of branches in the water and looked at the other beaver and said "DAM"
Rich: Shut Up
Stewie: Why
Rich: look
Stewie: The guy cut the tree
Rich: Yeah that's what I saw too.
Stewie: Wow that was a crazy day.
Rich: Yea it was i guess we should go our separate ways.
Stewie: Yea.
Rich: You know what would be funny.
Stewie: What.
Rich: What if two people stood up in front of an English 96 class and read a story about two people using puns threw out the whole story.
Stewie: Dang that would be the biggest punishment."
second play
" The banger Cast
Stewie
Rich
****
Angrew
Britney
Cryah
Rose
Crystal
Old Wizard
Shenron Rick Ross
Pastor Flow
Samurai
Priest girl
Lipa
Plan B
Eric from Game room
Clay Aiken
Stewie: Hey Rich wazzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Rich: uhhhh it’s you didn't you put me through hell the other day ago?
Stewie: Lmao I didn't do such a thing. Anyway that day was awesome! "Note he actually says Lmao"
Rich: well any way what you want?
Stewie: nutting just saying high.
**** enters the room
****: Hey stew and rich
Stewie and Rich: Hey ****
****: So how goes it with you two?
Rich: he been an ass getting me in such a mess the other day ago
****: haahahahaahaha
Stewie: hey I didn't at least I didn't lose my job.
Rich: you did
Stewie: oh yea I did
****: ahahahahaahaha
Angrew enters room
Angrew: Oh it’s you guys
Stewie: angrew why you always yelling at me
Rich: Cause you got problems.
Stewie: well I’m an equation so yea of course
Angrew: There goes you saying random stuff again
Mariah enters room
Cryah: Heyyy guys
Stewie, Rich and ****: Hey Cryah
Cryah: I just came
Angrew interrupts Cryah
Angrew: cough no one cares Cryah
Cryah whines
Cryah: oh my gosh why you say that? I’m walking away.
Stewie: ahahahahaahah you guys are always funny
Rich: yea they act like a married couple
****: indeed Britney and rose enters
Rich: hey brit
Britney: hey rich
****: hey rose
Rose: hi ****
Stewie: well the gang here you know what DAT means Everyone whines angrily at stewie
Stewie: Today I know will be epic.
Rich Ross: HUUUHHHHHHHHH
****: rozay what you doing here
Rick Ross: Huhhhh I just bought a HUUHHHHHH Chicken Company.
Angrew: really did you really buy a chicken company?
Rick Ross: yea I eat a wing so good I bought the company.
****: fat ass
Cryah: hahahhahahahahaa
Angrew: quiet Cryah
Cryah: why you say that forrrrrrrr ahhhhhwaaaaaaahhhh
Rick Ross: ima boss I’m outta here hUHHHHHHH
Steiwie: peace yoo
Rich: look it’s the priest and the samurai again
Stewie: your right wait
Stewie and rich: there having ***
Angrew: omg you should mind your business stewie
Stewie: nooooo that samurai gave me problems the other day ago and a cow and____
Angrew: do you think anyone would believe your story?
Rich: as much as I like to agree with you it’s true I was there sadly.
Cryah: wow that's crazy
Rose: is that a cow
Britney: yea it is
Stewie: run him over so I can take his girl
****: that's mean man Cow runs them over
Angrew: Oh my gosh that didn't just happen
Stewie: wait what was that about what I was lying about
Angrew: I don't care I’m not going to believe you
Rose: hey look closely at the cow Plan b appears out of cow
Cryah: hey its plan b
Rich: it is how they all fit inside a cow?
Stewie: who cares hey guys how was your show?
Johnny walks up to stewie and starts to strangle him
Johnny: ok wheres my money
Stewie
k ok ok here
Johnny: haaaaa
Brandon: hey we were on stage but then we ended up here
MOR: yea how do we get from a stage to outdoors?
Andrew: I don't know may be we just did?
Brandan: well stew can you help us
Stewie: sureee "Flying nimbissss" A flying cloud comes and stops next to stewie
Stewie: here you go you guys be back in no time
Plan b: thanks peace
Britney and rose: think we will leave too Britney and rose leave as well They leave for whatever they were doing before
Cryah: wow that was strange a cow and people and___
Angrew: no one cares Cryah
Cryah: whyyyyyyyyy Eric and lipa enters rooms
Eric: yooooooooo
Lipa: heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stewie: wazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaa guys
Rich: hey how’s your album going?
Cryah: yea how is it?
Eric: great it’s just awesome
Lipa: yea just sold a million copy's
Stewie: wish I could see that much "stewie seems to feel no swag at the moment"
Lipa: hey you got to just do you thing
Eric: yea Stewie Chronicles 3 will l definitely sell lot too
Stewie: wow thax guys spoken like true pros
Stewie and Eric: haaaaa
Lipa: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Bye
Lipa leaves
Eric: I got to go peace
Eric leaves
Stewie: wow I need to finish my Chronicles
Rich: isn't your album you been working on the same one you been working on for 4 years
Stewie: ummmmmmmmmmm yea?
Rich: wow you need to drop a track soon
****: hey he got to make sure it’s perfect
Cryah: it got to be perfect
Angrew: omg 4 years that's too long
Stewie: hey I got to make sure when I drop it its hot yo Pastor Flow enters
Stewie: ohhhhh shit
Pastor flow hits stewie
Stewie: ahhhhh men
Pastor flow leaves Clay Aiken enters
Clay Aiken: awkward
Cryah: really
Angrew: why meee why mee
Stewie: hey clay can I ask a question
Clay Aiken: sure
Stewie: why do you want to be invisible?
Clay Aiken: self-explanatory question
Stewie: ok well I wish I can turn invisible
Rich: me too
****: me 3
Cryah: why would you want to be invisible
Angrew: it’s better if we left that unanswered
Clay Aiken leaves singing invisible
Stewie: well that's crazy yoo
Rich: yea
Cryah: who’s that girl crying?
A girl with crystal eyes appears
Stewie: what’s wrong?
Rich: yea why are you crying?
Crystals crying still
Cryah: let a girl take care of this
Angrew: please
Cryah: why you so meannnn
Crystals starts to speak
Crystal: I'm in so much pain its unbearable
Rich: what how are you in so much pain
****: dang what is it that's happening?
Crystal: I'm been suffering from Virgdoingnot
Rich: oh shit
Stewie and Cryah: whats that?
****: it’s a disease that virgins have. When you never feel real pleasure your body takes a huge toll and it may lead to
Angrew: please that’s complete bull____ Everyone shhhsssss angrew to hear crystal talk
Crystal: I have been living in a basement all my life never saw the light, never had any friends, nothing. My dad didn't want the outside world to affect me and make me a bad person so he lock me away. Everyday I wondered how the outside world would be. Wondering what animals where cars airplanes boats just kept wondering how the world would be. Every day I wondered how the world would be waiting for some a prince charming and hero and superwomen someone to show me the light. I used to masturbate in my room sometimes slowly sometimes really fast to try and feel pleasure. But it never work. One day my parents walk in on me masturbating and my dad was angry and keep attacking my mom tried holding back but then it all became blank. I just keep wondering why and what was this empty hole. What can I put in it to fill it up (stewie says that's what she said in his head). What was that I needing to feel happy pleasure. Everything was so hard. The air was so thick. Just I need to feel real pleasure.
****: maybe if you have *** you can
Rich: really
****: yea it makes you feel a lot of pleasure
Crystal: you think it can work and heal Virgdoingnot
Rich: yea of course you just need a partner and you’re good to go
Crystal: where can I find a partner?
****: well______
Stewie: I call super dibs
Cryah: whaaaaaa
Angrew: super dibs really you can’t do that
Crystal: ok anything to help me
Stewie: ok but do you think just regular *** can heal Virgdoingnot
****: no you have to a super *** so you can turn Virgdoingnot to reverse Virgdoingnot
Cryah: that’s seems inhuman
****: there's only one way of healing this case but it’s dangerous
Rich: wait what method they use to heal this case?
****: basically they have to have people transfer there Ching to one human male or women depending on who is leading and then after the leader gets super sexual powers and can do impossible things like make there partner have rapid orgasms and cum repeatedly.
Cryah: really that sounds amazing
Rich: it sounds too good to be true
****: no it’s far from it the people using this method will feel pleasure like no one has ever felt but at a cost. The leader will get inhuman powers but because there using unorthodox methods their genitals will fall off
Stewie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don’t want to do it anymore
Rich: you call dibs you in it to win it bro
Stewie: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
****: also the partner who doesn't have the enhancement will surely feel the most pleasure of their life but they will surely die.
Cryahmg
Angrew: no that just sounds stupid this whole story just sounds retarded this horny girl just got problems and your dumb Ching thing is ridiculous
****: its real do your research
Cryah: haaaaa
Angrew: cryyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Cryah: whyyyyyyyy Crystals continues to cry
Rich: so stew what you’re going to do
Stewie: wow. Crystal you’re a strong and courageous women. I never knew someone to go through such pain and be as awesome as you. You know when you hit your lowest point in life you open to the greatest changes. But I can't help you alone. You going to want the help. Also the one thing that will make us victorious in this moment of despair is friendship. With friendship anything is possible we can change the world. We can make all your dreams comes through also we can cover all the weakness we each have. So guys will you help me gain the power to bang crystal.
Everyone but angrew yells
Everyone: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Everyone but angrew transfer there Ching to stewie
Everyone: lalalalalalalalaalalalalalallalalalallalaalalallaal
Stewie becomes a super *** hero and becomes a giant
Music starts
Stewie: alright crystal you ready Crystal
Crystal: I thought you never ask
I heard you never got laid
But there's no need to be ashamed
Why not take a trip to my place
And we can go all the way
I know you were feeling a little hopeless
But evict those bad feelings without notice
Today is going to be your day
So let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Until we penetrate
You can let out all that emotion
Then put your body in motion
This is something we can do without pay
So let’s go all the way
I can say this is going to be awesome
But hey don't forget to use a condom
I feel like something's is being taking away
And we can go all the way
I'm starting to feel a lust
You know we put the us in thrust
By the end of this I'm going to shout hooray
So let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Intel we penetrate
I like your enthusiasm
Ohhhhhhh shit I just orgasm
The best part is under way
So let’s go all the way
Everyone moans in harmony
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Intel we penetrate
Ohhhhhhhh
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way Intel we penetrate
Penetrate
Penetrate
Penetrate Penetraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Crystals moans and floats away
Stewies *(*(& falls off
Stewie: noooooooooooooooooooooo
Cryah: put that away yuck
Rich: yea really
Stewie: you such a ****
****: yea
Stewie: not you
Rich: I guess that’s what they call dead meat
Angrew: very funny
A wizard appears with shenron the dragon from dragon ball z
Stewie: who are they?
Angrew: what are you guys doing here?
Wizard: I came to look for a lost soul
Cryah: who
Wizard: the person I’m looking for is crystal moana
Angrew: is that the girl that was just here
Stewie: shenron I wish for my %*&*& back nowwww
Shenron: your wish is granted
Shenron disappears and the dragon balls fly away
Stewie: yea I’m back in business
Wizard: the women you just saw wasn't of this place anymore
Stewie: what you mean?
****: she means she been dead
Stewie: ohhh
Cryah: oh so that means
Rich: stewie you got issues
Angrew: really
Wizard: I came to get her and help her find peace
Cryah: awwwww that’s sweet
Angrew: no one’s talking to you
Cryah: whyyyyyyyyyy
Wizard: well I see you guys already beat me to it
****: yea I hope she happy Rich: me too
Cryah: that means stewie had *** with a ghost
Rich: yea your right
****: wow
Angrew: I’m leaving Angrew leaves Rich you had *** with a ghost man
Stewie: I see I guess our *** was out of this world
Everyone stares at stewie and play ends The banger Cast
Stewie
Rich
****
Angrew
Britney
Cryah
Rose
Crystal
Old Wizard
Shenron Rick Ross
Pastor Flow
Samurai
Priest girl
Lipa
Plan B
Eric from Game room
Clay Aiken
Stewie: Hey Rich wazzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Rich: uhhhh it’s you didn't you put me through hell the other day ago?
Stewie: Lmao I didn't do such a thing. Anyway that day was awesome! "Note he actually says Lmao"
Rich: well any way what you want?
Stewie: nutting just saying high.
**** enters the room
****: Hey stew and rich
Stewie and Rich: Hey ****
****: So how goes it with you two?
Rich: he been an ass getting me in such a mess the other day ago
****: haahahahaahaha
Stewie: hey I didn't at least I didn't lose my job.
Rich: you did
Stewie: oh yea I did
****: ahahahahaahaha
Angrew enters room
Angrew: Oh it’s you guys
Stewie: angrew why you always yelling at me
Rich: Cause you got problems.
Stewie: well I’m an equation so yea of course
Angrew: There goes you saying random stuff again
Mariah enters room
Cryah: Heyyy guys
Stewie, Rich and ****: Hey Cryah
Cryah: I just came
Angrew interrupts Cryah
Angrew: cough no one cares Cryah
Cryah whines
Cryah: oh my gosh why you say that? I’m walking away.
Stewie: ahahahahaahah you guys are always funny
Rich: yea they act like a married couple
****: indeed Britney and rose enters
Rich: hey brit
Britney: hey rich
****: hey rose
Rose: hi ****
Stewie: well the gang here you know what DAT means Everyone whines angrily at stewie
Stewie: Today I know will be epic.
Rich Ross: HUUUHHHHHHHHH
****: rozay what you doing here
Rick Ross: Huhhhh I just bought a HUUHHHHHH Chicken Company.
Angrew: really did you really buy a chicken company?
Rick Ross: yea I eat a wing so good I bought the company.
****: fat ass
Cryah: hahahhahahahahaa
Angrew: quiet Cryah
Cryah: why you say that forrrrrrrr ahhhhhwaaaaaaahhhh
Rick Ross: ima boss I’m outta here hUHHHHHHH
Steiwie: peace yoo
Rich: look it’s the priest and the samurai again
Stewie: your right wait
Stewie and rich: there having ***
Angrew: omg you should mind your business stewie
Stewie: nooooo that samurai gave me problems the other day ago and a cow and____
Angrew: do you think anyone would believe your story?
Rich: as much as I like to agree with you it’s true I was there sadly.
Cryah: wow that's crazy
Rose: is that a cow
Britney: yea it is
Stewie: run him over so I can take his girl
****: that's mean man Cow runs them over
Angrew: Oh my gosh that didn't just happen
Stewie: wait what was that about what I was lying about
Angrew: I don't care I’m not going to believe you
Rose: hey look closely at the cow Plan b appears out of cow
Cryah: hey its plan b
Rich: it is how they all fit inside a cow?
Stewie: who cares hey guys how was your show?
Johnny walks up to stewie and starts to strangle him
Johnny: ok wheres my money
Stewiek ok ok here
Johnny: haaaaa
Brandon: hey we were on stage but then we ended up here
MOR: yea how do we get from a stage to outdoors?
Andrew: I don't know may be we just did?
Brandan: well stew can you help us
Stewie: sureee "Flying nimbissss" A flying cloud comes and stops next to stewie
Stewie: here you go you guys be back in no time
Plan b: thanks peace
Britney and rose: think we will leave too Britney and rose leave as well They leave for whatever they were doing before
Cryah: wow that was strange a cow and people and___
Angrew: no one cares Cryah
Cryah: whyyyyyyyyy Eric and lipa enters rooms
Eric: yooooooooo
Lipa: heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stewie: wazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaa guys
Rich: hey how’s your album going?
Cryah: yea how is it?
Eric: great it’s just awesome
Lipa: yea just sold a million copy's
Stewie: wish I could see that much "stewie seems to feel no swag at the moment"
Lipa: hey you got to just do you thing
Eric: yea Stewie Chronicles 3 will l definitely sell lot too
Stewie: wow thax guys spoken like true pros
Stewie and Eric: haaaaa
Lipa: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Bye
Lipa leaves
Eric: I got to go peace
Eric leaves
Stewie: wow I need to finish my Chronicles
Rich: isn't your album you been working on the same one you been working on for 4 years
Stewie: ummmmmmmmmmm yea?
Rich: wow you need to drop a track soon
****: hey he got to make sure it’s perfect
Cryah: it got to be perfect
Angrew: omg 4 years that's too long
Stewie: hey I got to make sure when I drop it its hot yo Pastor Flow enters
Stewie: ohhhhh shit
Pastor flow hits stewie
Stewie: ahhhhh men
Pastor flow leaves Clay Aiken enters
Clay Aiken: awkward
Cryah: really
Angrew: why meee why mee
Stewie: hey clay can I ask a question
Clay Aiken: sure
Stewie: why do you want to be invisible?
Clay Aiken: self-explanatory question
Stewie: ok well I wish I can turn invisible
Rich: me too
****: me 3
Cryah: why would you want to be invisible
Angrew: it’s better if we left that unanswered
Clay Aiken leaves singing invisible
Stewie: well that's crazy yoo
Rich: yea
Cryah: who’s that girl crying?
A girl with crystal eyes appears
Stewie: what’s wrong?
Rich: yea why are you crying?
Crystals crying still
Cryah: let a girl take care of this
Angrew: please
Cryah: why you so meannnn
Crystals starts to speak
Crystal: I'm in so much pain its unbearable
Rich: what how are you in so much pain
****: dang what is it that's happening?
Crystal: I'm been suffering from Virgdoingnot
Rich: oh shit
Stewie and Cryah: whats that?
****: it’s a disease that virgins have. When you never feel real pleasure your body takes a huge toll and it may lead to
Angrew: please that’s complete bull____ Everyone shhhsssss angrew to hear crystal talk
Crystal: I have been living in a basement all my life never saw the light, never had any friends, nothing. My dad didn't want the outside world to affect me and make me a bad person so he lock me away. Everyday I wondered how the outside world would be. Wondering what animals where cars airplanes boats just kept wondering how the world would be. Every day I wondered how the world would be waiting for some a prince charming and hero and superwomen someone to show me the light. I used to masturbate in my room sometimes slowly sometimes really fast to try and feel pleasure. But it never work. One day my parents walk in on me masturbating and my dad was angry and keep attacking my mom tried holding back but then it all became blank. I just keep wondering why and what was this empty hole. What can I put in it to fill it up (stewie says that's what she said in his head). What was that I needing to feel happy pleasure. Everything was so hard. The air was so thick. Just I need to feel real pleasure.
****: maybe if you have *** you can
Rich: really
****: yea it makes you feel a lot of pleasure
Crystal: you think it can work and heal Virgdoingnot
Rich: yea of course you just need a partner and you’re good to go
Crystal: where can I find a partner?
****: well______
Stewie: I call super dibs
Cryah: whaaaaaa
Angrew: super dibs really you can’t do that
Crystal: ok anything to help me
Stewie: ok but do you think just regular *** can heal Virgdoingnot
****: no you have to a super *** so you can turn Virgdoingnot to reverse Virgdoingnot
Cryah: that’s seems inhuman
****: there's only one way of healing this case but it’s dangerous
Rich: wait what method they use to heal this case?
****: basically they have to have people transfer there Ching to one human male or women depending on who is leading and then after the leader gets super sexual powers and can do impossible things like make there partner have rapid orgasms and cum repeatedly.
Cryah: really that sounds amazing
Rich: it sounds too good to be true
****: no it’s far from it the people using this method will feel pleasure like no one has ever felt but at a cost. The leader will get inhuman powers but because there using unorthodox methods their genitals will fall off
Stewie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don’t want to do it anymore
Rich: you call dibs you in it to win it bro
Stewie: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
****: also the partner who doesn't have the enhancement will surely feel the most pleasure of their life but they will surely die.
Cryahmg
Angrew: no that just sounds stupid this whole story just sounds retarded this horny girl just got problems and your dumb Ching thing is ridiculous
****: its real do your research
Cryah: haaaaa
Angrew: cryyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Cryah: whyyyyyyyy Crystals continues to cry
Rich: so stew what you’re going to do
Stewie: wow. Crystal you’re a strong and courageous women. I never knew someone to go through such pain and be as awesome as you. You know when you hit your lowest point in life you open to the greatest changes. But I can't help you alone. You going to want the help. Also the one thing that will make us victorious in this moment of despair is friendship. With friendship anything is possible we can change the world. We can make all your dreams comes through also we can cover all the weakness we each have. So guys will you help me gain the power to bang crystal.
Everyone but angrew yells
Everyone: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Everyone but angrew transfer there Ching to stewie
Everyone: lalalalalalalalaalalalalalallalalalallalaalalallaal
Stewie becomes a super *** hero and becomes a giant
Music starts
Stewie: alright crystal you ready Crystal
Crystal: I thought you never ask
I heard you never got laid
But there's no need to be ashamed
Why not take a trip to my place
And we can go all the way
I know you were feeling a little hopeless
But evict those bad feelings without notice
Today is going to be your day
So let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Until we penetrate
You can let out all that emotion
Then put your body in motion
This is something we can do without pay
So let’s go all the way
I can say this is going to be awesome
But hey don't forget to use a condom
I feel like something's is being taking away
And we can go all the way
I'm starting to feel a lust
You know we put the us in thrust
By the end of this I'm going to shout hooray
So let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Intel we penetrate
I like your enthusiasm
Ohhhhhhh shit I just orgasm
The best part is under way
So let’s go all the way
Everyone moans in harmony
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Intel we penetrate
Ohhhhhhhh
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way Intel we penetrate
Penetrate
Penetrate
Penetrate Penetraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Crystals moans and floats away
Stewies *(*(& falls off
Stewie: noooooooooooooooooooooo
Cryah: put that away yuck
Rich: yea really
Stewie: you such a ****
****: yea
Stewie: not you
Rich: I guess that’s what they call dead meat
Angrew: very funny
A wizard appears with shenron the dragon from dragon ball z
Stewie: who are they?
Angrew: what are you guys doing here?
Wizard: I came to look for a lost soul
Cryah: who
Wizard: the person I’m looking for is crystal moana
Angrew: is that the girl that was just here
Stewie: shenron I wish for my %*&*& back nowwww
Shenron: your wish is granted
Shenron disappears and the dragon balls fly away
Stewie: yea I’m back in business
Wizard: the women you just saw wasn't of this place anymore
Stewie: what you mean?
****: she means she been dead
Stewie: ohhh
Cryah: oh so that means
Rich: stewie you got issues
Angrew: really
Wizard: I came to get her and help her find peace
Cryah: awwwww that’s sweet
Angrew: no one’s talking to you
Cryah: whyyyyyyyyyy
Wizard: well I see you guys already beat me to it
****: yea I hope she happy Rich: me too
Cryah: that means stewie had *** with a ghost
Rich: yea your right
****: wow
Angrew: I’m leaving Angrew leaves Rich you had *** with a ghost man
Stewie: I see I guess our *** was out of this world
Everyone stares at stewie and play ends"
first play
"The biggest punishment
cast members
Stewie
Rich
Japanese priest
cop
cow
doctor
dog
Worker
Girls
Romney
Obama
cat
samurai
beaver
owl
Stewie: Hey is that you rich?
Rich: Hey whats up its pretty cold today.
Stewie: Yeah I'm just chillin out here.
Rich: Hey what happened over there.
Stewie: The person got into a accident.
Rich: How they get into a accident?
Stewie: The person was talking on the phone.
Rich: Really wow.
Stewie: Well I heard the person got arrested and was charged for being Intalksacated.
Rich: hmp
Stewie: Well do you got work today?
Rich: No I'm unemployed.
Stewie: Oh really where were you working before?
Rich: At a bakery
Stewie: I see that's a good job why you quit?
Rich: I didn't make enough dough.
Stewie: Dang I feel you on that.
Rich: What you doing with that dog?
Stewie: Oh her I was just taking her for a walk.
Rich: Stew the difference between you and that dog is that your wearing a suit and the dog just pants itself.
Stewie: Shit that dog is such a *****.
Rich: Hey look at that owl.
Stewie: Whats wrong with it.
Rich: It lost it voice.
Stewie: That sucks.
Rich: I know it didn't even give a hoot.
Stewie: Dang i have to go to the doctor this weekend
Rich: Are they going to give you a
Stewie: Yes man they are going to give me a shot I get the point.
Rich: Hey don't you work.
Stewie: UM.
Rich: You were just pressing me about me having a job whats yours.
Stewie: I don't have one.
Rich: Whyyyy?
Stewie: Cause they gave me the boot.
Rich: HAAA you suck.
Stewie: I'm not a mosquito
Rich: .......lame
Stewie: Anyway who cares about footlocker I got something way better.
Rich: What is that
Stewie: A rapper.
Rich: Oh so your going to wrap gifts.
Stewie: NO I said I'm going to a rapper like an artist.
Rich: Soo your going to design the wrap.
Stewie: Yea
Rich: Like art
Stewie: Yea
Rich: So your going to draw on the wrappers.
Stewie: NOOO man.
Rich: You know the snicker company is looking for rappers.
Stewie: unlike snickers I got bars
Rich: Really.
Stewie: Yea you know they call me Mr.Math equation
Rich: Really why?
Stewie: Cause in the rap game I'm such a dam problem.
Rich: Wow you must wrap a lot of gifts.
Stewie: Shut up! Hey why is you pants rip.
Rich: A cat attack me.
Stewie: Really! Dang that cat wasn't kittin
Rich: You know last weekend i was hosting a girl basketball team.
Stewie: Really how was it.
Rich: Bad.
Stewie: Why?
Rich: I had to throw this girl name Cinderella off the team.
Stewie: Why you kick her off the team?
Rich: Cause she ran away from the ball.
Stewie: That funny.
Rich: Yea it was.
Stewie: Hey i got a joke.
Rich: Ok what is it?
Stewie: Ok here it is. you listening right.
Rich: Yea i am hurry up man.
Stewie: Ok umm. What do you call a girl who lives in a play boy mansion in Checklist Slovakia.
Rich: I don't know what do you call her?
Stewie: A checkmate.
Rich: Haa that was pretty funny
Stewie: Yea its a stewie original.
Rich: Hey you a told me she was hot yesterday at the park.
Stewie: Really what you tell her?
Rich: To go out in the shade.
Stewie: So what happened after?
Rich: She gave me a hug.
Stewie: Nice.
Rich: Yea i got a 3rd degree burn after and she ran away.
Stewie: Wow
Rich: She drop her keys.
Stewie: That girls was probably on fire right?
Rich: Yea
Stewie: Hey you should be like ice and chill.
Rich: You know that wasn't half of it this other girl and me was making a sandwich at her house.
Stewie: What so bad about that.
Rich: The cops were knocking on the door so we had to cheese it.
Stewie: Dang that rough.
Rich: You know one of the cops said that if we didn't open the door he would be coming in like if he was out doors.
Stewie: Dang you had a bad day.
Rich: Yea I did. Hey is that a female Japanese priest.
Stewie: Dang she bad let spit my game at her.......As Stewie walks he trips walking towards the female Japanese priest direction he falls.
Rich: Hey are you OK.
Stewie: Yea I just to get up aww fffhhh.
Rich: Hey why are you tripping?
Stewie: Cause.
Rich: What.
Stewie: Cause.
Rich: What dammit what.
Stewie: I think I'm falling for her.
Rich: Yea Stewie I'm sorry for raining on your parade but i think that samurai that's kissing her over there is her man.
Stewie: Dam its not fair.
Rich: Its not fair
Stewie: Two can play at that game hey samurai lets duel.
Rich: Why are you going to fight a samurai he'll kill you.
Stewie: I don't care.
Rich: Hey look there is a cow running at her direction.
Stewie: That samurai looks like he going to cut the cow in half. Hey man that's animal abuse.
Rich: Ohh shit it ran him over road kill!
Stewie: What they feeding that cow.
Rich: It looks stuff.
Stewie: Dam its heading towards the corn field.
Rich: The priests is still there.
Stewie: I have to save her. awww my leg.
Rich: Get out the way.
Stewie: Nooooo the cow squash her.
Rich: that was other destruction.
Stewie: Bet she feeling mad corning right now.
Rich: Cow why would you stoop so low.
Stewie: Ok lets leave.
Rich: Why what if she.
Stewie: Man we weren't here they will listen to us.
Rich: Ok lets run for it.
Stewie: Like Romney did for president he was pretty slow. lol
Rich: Hey! Obama wasn't that bright either stop giving him shine.
Stewie: My legs hurt.
Rich: Come on just take a lap.
Stewie: Hey
Rich: What
Stewie: The beaver over there ran into a butch of branches in the water and looked at the other beaver and said "DAM"
Rich: Shut Up
Stewie: Why
Rich: look
Stewie: The guy cut the tree
Rich: Yeah that's what I saw too.
Stewie: Wow that was a crazy day.
Rich: Yea it was i guess we should go our separate ways.
Stewie: Yea.
Rich: You know what would be funny.
Stewie: What.
Rich: What if two people stood up in front of an English 96 class and read a story about two people using puns threw out the whole story.
Stewie: Dang that would be the biggest punishment."
second play
" The banger Cast
Stewie
Rich
****
Angrew
Britney
Cryah
Rose
Crystal
Old Wizard
Shenron Rick Ross
Pastor Flow
Samurai
Priest girl
Lipa
Plan B
Eric from Game room
Clay Aiken
Stewie: Hey Rich wazzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Rich: uhhhh it’s you didn't you put me through hell the other day ago?
Stewie: Lmao I didn't do such a thing. Anyway that day was awesome! "Note he actually says Lmao"
Rich: well any way what you want?
Stewie: nutting just saying high.
**** enters the room
****: Hey stew and rich
Stewie and Rich: Hey ****
****: So how goes it with you two?
Rich: he been an ass getting me in such a mess the other day ago
****: haahahahaahaha
Stewie: hey I didn't at least I didn't lose my job.
Rich: you did
Stewie: oh yea I did
****: ahahahahaahaha
Angrew enters room
Angrew: Oh it’s you guys
Stewie: angrew why you always yelling at me
Rich: Cause you got problems.
Stewie: well I’m an equation so yea of course
Angrew: There goes you saying random stuff again
Mariah enters room
Cryah: Heyyy guys
Stewie, Rich and ****: Hey Cryah
Cryah: I just came
Angrew interrupts Cryah
Angrew: cough no one cares Cryah
Cryah whines
Cryah: oh my gosh why you say that? I’m walking away.
Stewie: ahahahahaahah you guys are always funny
Rich: yea they act like a married couple
****: indeed Britney and rose enters
Rich: hey brit
Britney: hey rich
****: hey rose
Rose: hi ****
Stewie: well the gang here you know what DAT means Everyone whines angrily at stewie
Stewie: Today I know will be epic.
Rich Ross: HUUUHHHHHHHHH
****: rozay what you doing here
Rick Ross: Huhhhh I just bought a HUUHHHHHH Chicken Company.
Angrew: really did you really buy a chicken company?
Rick Ross: yea I eat a wing so good I bought the company.
****: fat ass
Cryah: hahahhahahahahaa
Angrew: quiet Cryah
Cryah: why you say that forrrrrrrr ahhhhhwaaaaaaahhhh
Rick Ross: ima boss I’m outta here hUHHHHHHH
Steiwie: peace yoo
Rich: look it’s the priest and the samurai again
Stewie: your right wait
Stewie and rich: there having ***
Angrew: omg you should mind your business stewie
Stewie: nooooo that samurai gave me problems the other day ago and a cow and____
Angrew: do you think anyone would believe your story?
Rich: as much as I like to agree with you it’s true I was there sadly.
Cryah: wow that's crazy
Rose: is that a cow
Britney: yea it is
Stewie: run him over so I can take his girl
****: that's mean man Cow runs them over
Angrew: Oh my gosh that didn't just happen
Stewie: wait what was that about what I was lying about
Angrew: I don't care I’m not going to believe you
Rose: hey look closely at the cow Plan b appears out of cow
Cryah: hey its plan b
Rich: it is how they all fit inside a cow?
Stewie: who cares hey guys how was your show?
Johnny walks up to stewie and starts to strangle him
Johnny: ok wheres my money
Stewie
k ok ok hereJohnny: haaaaa
Brandon: hey we were on stage but then we ended up here
MOR: yea how do we get from a stage to outdoors?
Andrew: I don't know may be we just did?
Brandan: well stew can you help us
Stewie: sureee "Flying nimbissss" A flying cloud comes and stops next to stewie
Stewie: here you go you guys be back in no time
Plan b: thanks peace
Britney and rose: think we will leave too Britney and rose leave as well They leave for whatever they were doing before
Cryah: wow that was strange a cow and people and___
Angrew: no one cares Cryah
Cryah: whyyyyyyyyy Eric and lipa enters rooms
Eric: yooooooooo
Lipa: heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stewie: wazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaa guys
Rich: hey how’s your album going?
Cryah: yea how is it?
Eric: great it’s just awesome
Lipa: yea just sold a million copy's
Stewie: wish I could see that much "stewie seems to feel no swag at the moment"
Lipa: hey you got to just do you thing
Eric: yea Stewie Chronicles 3 will l definitely sell lot too
Stewie: wow thax guys spoken like true pros
Stewie and Eric: haaaaa
Lipa: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Bye
Lipa leaves
Eric: I got to go peace
Eric leaves
Stewie: wow I need to finish my Chronicles
Rich: isn't your album you been working on the same one you been working on for 4 years
Stewie: ummmmmmmmmmm yea?
Rich: wow you need to drop a track soon
****: hey he got to make sure it’s perfect
Cryah: it got to be perfect
Angrew: omg 4 years that's too long
Stewie: hey I got to make sure when I drop it its hot yo Pastor Flow enters
Stewie: ohhhhh shit
Pastor flow hits stewie
Stewie: ahhhhh men
Pastor flow leaves Clay Aiken enters
Clay Aiken: awkward
Cryah: really
Angrew: why meee why mee
Stewie: hey clay can I ask a question
Clay Aiken: sure
Stewie: why do you want to be invisible?
Clay Aiken: self-explanatory question
Stewie: ok well I wish I can turn invisible
Rich: me too
****: me 3
Cryah: why would you want to be invisible
Angrew: it’s better if we left that unanswered
Clay Aiken leaves singing invisible
Stewie: well that's crazy yoo
Rich: yea
Cryah: who’s that girl crying?
A girl with crystal eyes appears
Stewie: what’s wrong?
Rich: yea why are you crying?
Crystals crying still
Cryah: let a girl take care of this
Angrew: please
Cryah: why you so meannnn
Crystals starts to speak
Crystal: I'm in so much pain its unbearable
Rich: what how are you in so much pain
****: dang what is it that's happening?
Crystal: I'm been suffering from Virgdoingnot
Rich: oh shit
Stewie and Cryah: whats that?
****: it’s a disease that virgins have. When you never feel real pleasure your body takes a huge toll and it may lead to
Angrew: please that’s complete bull____ Everyone shhhsssss angrew to hear crystal talk
Crystal: I have been living in a basement all my life never saw the light, never had any friends, nothing. My dad didn't want the outside world to affect me and make me a bad person so he lock me away. Everyday I wondered how the outside world would be. Wondering what animals where cars airplanes boats just kept wondering how the world would be. Every day I wondered how the world would be waiting for some a prince charming and hero and superwomen someone to show me the light. I used to masturbate in my room sometimes slowly sometimes really fast to try and feel pleasure. But it never work. One day my parents walk in on me masturbating and my dad was angry and keep attacking my mom tried holding back but then it all became blank. I just keep wondering why and what was this empty hole. What can I put in it to fill it up (stewie says that's what she said in his head). What was that I needing to feel happy pleasure. Everything was so hard. The air was so thick. Just I need to feel real pleasure.
****: maybe if you have *** you can
Rich: really
****: yea it makes you feel a lot of pleasure
Crystal: you think it can work and heal Virgdoingnot
Rich: yea of course you just need a partner and you’re good to go
Crystal: where can I find a partner?
****: well______
Stewie: I call super dibs
Cryah: whaaaaaa
Angrew: super dibs really you can’t do that
Crystal: ok anything to help me
Stewie: ok but do you think just regular *** can heal Virgdoingnot
****: no you have to a super *** so you can turn Virgdoingnot to reverse Virgdoingnot
Cryah: that’s seems inhuman
****: there's only one way of healing this case but it’s dangerous
Rich: wait what method they use to heal this case?
****: basically they have to have people transfer there Ching to one human male or women depending on who is leading and then after the leader gets super sexual powers and can do impossible things like make there partner have rapid orgasms and cum repeatedly.
Cryah: really that sounds amazing
Rich: it sounds too good to be true
****: no it’s far from it the people using this method will feel pleasure like no one has ever felt but at a cost. The leader will get inhuman powers but because there using unorthodox methods their genitals will fall off
Stewie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don’t want to do it anymore
Rich: you call dibs you in it to win it bro
Stewie: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
****: also the partner who doesn't have the enhancement will surely feel the most pleasure of their life but they will surely die.
Cryah
mg Angrew: no that just sounds stupid this whole story just sounds retarded this horny girl just got problems and your dumb Ching thing is ridiculous
****: its real do your research
Cryah: haaaaa
Angrew: cryyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Cryah: whyyyyyyyy Crystals continues to cry
Rich: so stew what you’re going to do
Stewie: wow. Crystal you’re a strong and courageous women. I never knew someone to go through such pain and be as awesome as you. You know when you hit your lowest point in life you open to the greatest changes. But I can't help you alone. You going to want the help. Also the one thing that will make us victorious in this moment of despair is friendship. With friendship anything is possible we can change the world. We can make all your dreams comes through also we can cover all the weakness we each have. So guys will you help me gain the power to bang crystal.
Everyone but angrew yells
Everyone: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Everyone but angrew transfer there Ching to stewie
Everyone: lalalalalalalalaalalalalalallalalalallalaalalallaal
Stewie becomes a super *** hero and becomes a giant
Music starts
Stewie: alright crystal you ready Crystal
Crystal: I thought you never ask
I heard you never got laid
But there's no need to be ashamed
Why not take a trip to my place
And we can go all the way
I know you were feeling a little hopeless
But evict those bad feelings without notice
Today is going to be your day
So let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Until we penetrate
You can let out all that emotion
Then put your body in motion
This is something we can do without pay
So let’s go all the way
I can say this is going to be awesome
But hey don't forget to use a condom
I feel like something's is being taking away
And we can go all the way
I'm starting to feel a lust
You know we put the us in thrust
By the end of this I'm going to shout hooray
So let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Intel we penetrate
I like your enthusiasm
Ohhhhhhh shit I just orgasm
The best part is under way
So let’s go all the way
Everyone moans in harmony
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Intel we penetrate
Ohhhhhhhh
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way Intel we penetrate
Penetrate
Penetrate
Penetrate Penetraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Crystals moans and floats away
Stewies *(*(& falls off
Stewie: noooooooooooooooooooooo
Cryah: put that away yuck
Rich: yea really
Stewie: you such a ****
****: yea
Stewie: not you
Rich: I guess that’s what they call dead meat
Angrew: very funny
A wizard appears with shenron the dragon from dragon ball z
Stewie: who are they?
Angrew: what are you guys doing here?
Wizard: I came to look for a lost soul
Cryah: who
Wizard: the person I’m looking for is crystal moana
Angrew: is that the girl that was just here
Stewie: shenron I wish for my %*&*& back nowwww
Shenron: your wish is granted
Shenron disappears and the dragon balls fly away
Stewie: yea I’m back in business
Wizard: the women you just saw wasn't of this place anymore
Stewie: what you mean?
****: she means she been dead
Stewie: ohhh
Cryah: oh so that means
Rich: stewie you got issues
Angrew: really
Wizard: I came to get her and help her find peace
Cryah: awwwww that’s sweet
Angrew: no one’s talking to you
Cryah: whyyyyyyyyyy
Wizard: well I see you guys already beat me to it
****: yea I hope she happy Rich: me too
Cryah: that means stewie had *** with a ghost
Rich: yea your right
****: wow
Angrew: I’m leaving Angrew leaves Rich you had *** with a ghost man
Stewie: I see I guess our *** was out of this world
Everyone stares at stewie and play ends The banger Cast
Stewie
Rich
****
Angrew
Britney
Cryah
Rose
Crystal
Old Wizard
Shenron Rick Ross
Pastor Flow
Samurai
Priest girl
Lipa
Plan B
Eric from Game room
Clay Aiken
Stewie: Hey Rich wazzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Rich: uhhhh it’s you didn't you put me through hell the other day ago?
Stewie: Lmao I didn't do such a thing. Anyway that day was awesome! "Note he actually says Lmao"
Rich: well any way what you want?
Stewie: nutting just saying high.
**** enters the room
****: Hey stew and rich
Stewie and Rich: Hey ****
****: So how goes it with you two?
Rich: he been an ass getting me in such a mess the other day ago
****: haahahahaahaha
Stewie: hey I didn't at least I didn't lose my job.
Rich: you did
Stewie: oh yea I did
****: ahahahahaahaha
Angrew enters room
Angrew: Oh it’s you guys
Stewie: angrew why you always yelling at me
Rich: Cause you got problems.
Stewie: well I’m an equation so yea of course
Angrew: There goes you saying random stuff again
Mariah enters room
Cryah: Heyyy guys
Stewie, Rich and ****: Hey Cryah
Cryah: I just came
Angrew interrupts Cryah
Angrew: cough no one cares Cryah
Cryah whines
Cryah: oh my gosh why you say that? I’m walking away.
Stewie: ahahahahaahah you guys are always funny
Rich: yea they act like a married couple
****: indeed Britney and rose enters
Rich: hey brit
Britney: hey rich
****: hey rose
Rose: hi ****
Stewie: well the gang here you know what DAT means Everyone whines angrily at stewie
Stewie: Today I know will be epic.
Rich Ross: HUUUHHHHHHHHH
****: rozay what you doing here
Rick Ross: Huhhhh I just bought a HUUHHHHHH Chicken Company.
Angrew: really did you really buy a chicken company?
Rick Ross: yea I eat a wing so good I bought the company.
****: fat ass
Cryah: hahahhahahahahaa
Angrew: quiet Cryah
Cryah: why you say that forrrrrrrr ahhhhhwaaaaaaahhhh
Rick Ross: ima boss I’m outta here hUHHHHHHH
Steiwie: peace yoo
Rich: look it’s the priest and the samurai again
Stewie: your right wait
Stewie and rich: there having ***
Angrew: omg you should mind your business stewie
Stewie: nooooo that samurai gave me problems the other day ago and a cow and____
Angrew: do you think anyone would believe your story?
Rich: as much as I like to agree with you it’s true I was there sadly.
Cryah: wow that's crazy
Rose: is that a cow
Britney: yea it is
Stewie: run him over so I can take his girl
****: that's mean man Cow runs them over
Angrew: Oh my gosh that didn't just happen
Stewie: wait what was that about what I was lying about
Angrew: I don't care I’m not going to believe you
Rose: hey look closely at the cow Plan b appears out of cow
Cryah: hey its plan b
Rich: it is how they all fit inside a cow?
Stewie: who cares hey guys how was your show?
Johnny walks up to stewie and starts to strangle him
Johnny: ok wheres my money
Stewie
k ok ok hereJohnny: haaaaa
Brandon: hey we were on stage but then we ended up here
MOR: yea how do we get from a stage to outdoors?
Andrew: I don't know may be we just did?
Brandan: well stew can you help us
Stewie: sureee "Flying nimbissss" A flying cloud comes and stops next to stewie
Stewie: here you go you guys be back in no time
Plan b: thanks peace
Britney and rose: think we will leave too Britney and rose leave as well They leave for whatever they were doing before
Cryah: wow that was strange a cow and people and___
Angrew: no one cares Cryah
Cryah: whyyyyyyyyy Eric and lipa enters rooms
Eric: yooooooooo
Lipa: heeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stewie: wazzzzzzaaaaaaaaaa guys
Rich: hey how’s your album going?
Cryah: yea how is it?
Eric: great it’s just awesome
Lipa: yea just sold a million copy's
Stewie: wish I could see that much "stewie seems to feel no swag at the moment"
Lipa: hey you got to just do you thing
Eric: yea Stewie Chronicles 3 will l definitely sell lot too
Stewie: wow thax guys spoken like true pros
Stewie and Eric: haaaaa
Lipa: okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Bye
Lipa leaves
Eric: I got to go peace
Eric leaves
Stewie: wow I need to finish my Chronicles
Rich: isn't your album you been working on the same one you been working on for 4 years
Stewie: ummmmmmmmmmm yea?
Rich: wow you need to drop a track soon
****: hey he got to make sure it’s perfect
Cryah: it got to be perfect
Angrew: omg 4 years that's too long
Stewie: hey I got to make sure when I drop it its hot yo Pastor Flow enters
Stewie: ohhhhh shit
Pastor flow hits stewie
Stewie: ahhhhh men
Pastor flow leaves Clay Aiken enters
Clay Aiken: awkward
Cryah: really
Angrew: why meee why mee
Stewie: hey clay can I ask a question
Clay Aiken: sure
Stewie: why do you want to be invisible?
Clay Aiken: self-explanatory question
Stewie: ok well I wish I can turn invisible
Rich: me too
****: me 3
Cryah: why would you want to be invisible
Angrew: it’s better if we left that unanswered
Clay Aiken leaves singing invisible
Stewie: well that's crazy yoo
Rich: yea
Cryah: who’s that girl crying?
A girl with crystal eyes appears
Stewie: what’s wrong?
Rich: yea why are you crying?
Crystals crying still
Cryah: let a girl take care of this
Angrew: please
Cryah: why you so meannnn
Crystals starts to speak
Crystal: I'm in so much pain its unbearable
Rich: what how are you in so much pain
****: dang what is it that's happening?
Crystal: I'm been suffering from Virgdoingnot
Rich: oh shit
Stewie and Cryah: whats that?
****: it’s a disease that virgins have. When you never feel real pleasure your body takes a huge toll and it may lead to
Angrew: please that’s complete bull____ Everyone shhhsssss angrew to hear crystal talk
Crystal: I have been living in a basement all my life never saw the light, never had any friends, nothing. My dad didn't want the outside world to affect me and make me a bad person so he lock me away. Everyday I wondered how the outside world would be. Wondering what animals where cars airplanes boats just kept wondering how the world would be. Every day I wondered how the world would be waiting for some a prince charming and hero and superwomen someone to show me the light. I used to masturbate in my room sometimes slowly sometimes really fast to try and feel pleasure. But it never work. One day my parents walk in on me masturbating and my dad was angry and keep attacking my mom tried holding back but then it all became blank. I just keep wondering why and what was this empty hole. What can I put in it to fill it up (stewie says that's what she said in his head). What was that I needing to feel happy pleasure. Everything was so hard. The air was so thick. Just I need to feel real pleasure.
****: maybe if you have *** you can
Rich: really
****: yea it makes you feel a lot of pleasure
Crystal: you think it can work and heal Virgdoingnot
Rich: yea of course you just need a partner and you’re good to go
Crystal: where can I find a partner?
****: well______
Stewie: I call super dibs
Cryah: whaaaaaa
Angrew: super dibs really you can’t do that
Crystal: ok anything to help me
Stewie: ok but do you think just regular *** can heal Virgdoingnot
****: no you have to a super *** so you can turn Virgdoingnot to reverse Virgdoingnot
Cryah: that’s seems inhuman
****: there's only one way of healing this case but it’s dangerous
Rich: wait what method they use to heal this case?
****: basically they have to have people transfer there Ching to one human male or women depending on who is leading and then after the leader gets super sexual powers and can do impossible things like make there partner have rapid orgasms and cum repeatedly.
Cryah: really that sounds amazing
Rich: it sounds too good to be true
****: no it’s far from it the people using this method will feel pleasure like no one has ever felt but at a cost. The leader will get inhuman powers but because there using unorthodox methods their genitals will fall off
Stewie: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I don’t want to do it anymore
Rich: you call dibs you in it to win it bro
Stewie: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh
****: also the partner who doesn't have the enhancement will surely feel the most pleasure of their life but they will surely die.
Cryah
mg Angrew: no that just sounds stupid this whole story just sounds retarded this horny girl just got problems and your dumb Ching thing is ridiculous
****: its real do your research
Cryah: haaaaa
Angrew: cryyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaahhhhhh
Cryah: whyyyyyyyy Crystals continues to cry
Rich: so stew what you’re going to do
Stewie: wow. Crystal you’re a strong and courageous women. I never knew someone to go through such pain and be as awesome as you. You know when you hit your lowest point in life you open to the greatest changes. But I can't help you alone. You going to want the help. Also the one thing that will make us victorious in this moment of despair is friendship. With friendship anything is possible we can change the world. We can make all your dreams comes through also we can cover all the weakness we each have. So guys will you help me gain the power to bang crystal.
Everyone but angrew yells
Everyone: yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Everyone but angrew transfer there Ching to stewie
Everyone: lalalalalalalalaalalalalalallalalalallalaalalallaal
Stewie becomes a super *** hero and becomes a giant
Music starts
Stewie: alright crystal you ready Crystal
Crystal: I thought you never ask
I heard you never got laid
But there's no need to be ashamed
Why not take a trip to my place
And we can go all the way
I know you were feeling a little hopeless
But evict those bad feelings without notice
Today is going to be your day
So let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Until we penetrate
You can let out all that emotion
Then put your body in motion
This is something we can do without pay
So let’s go all the way
I can say this is going to be awesome
But hey don't forget to use a condom
I feel like something's is being taking away
And we can go all the way
I'm starting to feel a lust
You know we put the us in thrust
By the end of this I'm going to shout hooray
So let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Intel we penetrate
I like your enthusiasm
Ohhhhhhh shit I just orgasm
The best part is under way
So let’s go all the way
Everyone moans in harmony
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Intel we penetrate
Ohhhhhhhh
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way
Let’s go all the way Intel we penetrate
Penetrate
Penetrate
Penetrate Penetraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Crystals moans and floats away
Stewies *(*(& falls off
Stewie: noooooooooooooooooooooo
Cryah: put that away yuck
Rich: yea really
Stewie: you such a ****
****: yea
Stewie: not you
Rich: I guess that’s what they call dead meat
Angrew: very funny
A wizard appears with shenron the dragon from dragon ball z
Stewie: who are they?
Angrew: what are you guys doing here?
Wizard: I came to look for a lost soul
Cryah: who
Wizard: the person I’m looking for is crystal moana
Angrew: is that the girl that was just here
Stewie: shenron I wish for my %*&*& back nowwww
Shenron: your wish is granted
Shenron disappears and the dragon balls fly away
Stewie: yea I’m back in business
Wizard: the women you just saw wasn't of this place anymore
Stewie: what you mean?
****: she means she been dead
Stewie: ohhh
Cryah: oh so that means
Rich: stewie you got issues
Angrew: really
Wizard: I came to get her and help her find peace
Cryah: awwwww that’s sweet
Angrew: no one’s talking to you
Cryah: whyyyyyyyyyy
Wizard: well I see you guys already beat me to it
****: yea I hope she happy Rich: me too
Cryah: that means stewie had *** with a ghost
Rich: yea your right
****: wow
Angrew: I’m leaving Angrew leaves Rich you had *** with a ghost man
Stewie: I see I guess our *** was out of this world
Everyone stares at stewie and play ends"
