Every year, Akasuna no Sasori received a tin of homemade cookies from his grandmother on Valentine's, and every year, he threw these cookies away. It drove his partner, deidara, crazy.
"Danna, quit wasting perfectly good cookies!Un."
Sasori hatched an evil plan.
"Okay then, brat, you eat them." He snarled.
Deidara took one nibble of a pink cookie, and had no recollection of anything proceeding. He woke up in an old house in the sand village that smelled like rotting tuna. Next to the bed on a bed stand was a note. It said:
Dear Deidara,
I was worried Sasori would never come, but your WAY better.
And bigger. Come back soon . 
Love,
Chiyo
Following this Deidara vomited, returned to base, and took a long shower.
"DEIDARA SENPAI! YOUR HOME! YAAAAAAAAY!" Tobi all but shrieked just as Deidara got dressed.
Deidara got an Evil idea.
"Yep, and I brought you some cookies, un"
"Danna, quit wasting perfectly good cookies!Un."
Sasori hatched an evil plan.
"Okay then, brat, you eat them." He snarled.
Deidara took one nibble of a pink cookie, and had no recollection of anything proceeding. He woke up in an old house in the sand village that smelled like rotting tuna. Next to the bed on a bed stand was a note. It said:
Dear Deidara,
I was worried Sasori would never come, but your WAY better.
And bigger. Come back soon . Love,
Chiyo
Following this Deidara vomited, returned to base, and took a long shower.
"DEIDARA SENPAI! YOUR HOME! YAAAAAAAAY!" Tobi all but shrieked just as Deidara got dressed.
Deidara got an Evil idea.
"Yep, and I brought you some cookies, un"
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