New Ending to Naruto:
*the shinobi alliance has just arrived to back up naruto vs obito and madara*
*Jubbi shoots a bijuu dama*
*naruto turns into BM*
Naruto: Octopops now!!!
*naruto shoots a bijuu dama to counter the jubbi's bijuu dama*
*KillerB shoots a bijuu dama at Jubbi's eye*
*naruto's bijuu dama and the jubbi's bijuu dama clash causing a dimensional rip(hole) to open*
*Straw Hat crew come out of the dimensional rip*
Luffy:The f*ck is it with this giant cannon!!!??? Gomu-Gomu-no-balloon!!
*deflects B's bijuu dama* *bijuu dama falls ontop of the shinobi alliance and kills more than half the shinobi alliance*
Luffy: phew that was close! *turns to see jubbi*
Luffy: Awesome!!!! One eyed living rock !!!!!! Would you like to joi...
Ussop,chopper,sanji and nami: Stop inviting strange things into our crew!!!!! *they all hit luffy on his head*
Luffy: Gheez...alright then.. What about the giant octopus and the yellow fox???
Ussop Chopper Sanji and Nami : stop it already!!!!!!!
Luffy: jk jk... *jubbi raises its leg to strike luffy*
Zoro: Luffy!!! watch out!!!
Zoro: Demon Spirit Nine Sword Style: Asura!!!! *Zoro cuts jubbi in half*
Naruto: the f*cks up with these guys????!!!
Kakashi:Amazing after us trying this much they destroyed the jubbi with 1 move!
Guy trying to act all cool: they could defeat it only because i weakened it with my hirudora!
Killer B: yeah sure .....
Guy on the floor drooling: whats that supposed to mean????
Naruto: but they did kill most of our friends..
Sasuke comes out of nowhere: we must get revenge!!!
Rest of shinobi alliance: the f*ck he doin here??
*Saskue tries to attack but franky deflects his attack with a rocket and kills sasuke*
Naruto:.....
Kakashi: maaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Obito!!!! save me!!
Obito: shutup you douchebag!
*kakashi goes to back of the battlefield to cry*
Madara: Impressive ..
Obito: shut up you old zombie, stop admiring them and when we win this shitty war take a bath!
Madara sadly: ok.....
Sanji: Shut up and eat some cr*p! You all dont deserve my heavenly food!
*sanji kicks madara in half*
*madara regenerates*
Sanji: the hell is he??
KillerB: you fools! You cant defeat him without sealing him, You fools!
Ussop: thx weird octopus
Ussop: green pop plant: sealing piranha!
*madara gets sealed inside a piranha*
Fodder Shinobi: Alright! They sealed madara!
Naruto: dafuqs your problem they are the enemy to they killed almost all of us!!!
*Fodder Shinobi goes to cry with kakashi*
Robin: Oh, so you are the enemy too!
Robin: Cien Fleur!
*Robin grabs B and Naruto*
*Robin presses so hard on B and Naruto that they explode and blood rains from the skies*
Robin:Amazing
Ussop: the f*ck?! what is amazing about that you phsyco??!!!
Obito: hahahahah you oliberated their trump cards now I can cast the infinite Tsukuyomi just wait for the jubbi to grow into it's perfect form!!! wahahahahha
*Obito looks at Jubbi*
Obito: I'm f*cked!! *goes to cry with kakashi and Fodder Shinobi*
Kakashi stabs obito on his Rinnegan
Chopper: here I'm a doctor have some of this medicine it will cure your physical body including your eye and double your strength
*chopper gives obito a flask with blue liquid*
*Obito drinks the liquid*
Chopper: just kidding it's poison!Now Die you multicolored-eye bastard!! :bye:
Obito: f*ck you Rin.....
*all other fodder shinobi+Kakashi and Guy faint to death after seeing nami in bikini*
1 day later:
Straw Hats are kings of the narutoverse!
-THE END-
*the shinobi alliance has just arrived to back up naruto vs obito and madara*
*Jubbi shoots a bijuu dama*
*naruto turns into BM*
Naruto: Octopops now!!!
*naruto shoots a bijuu dama to counter the jubbi's bijuu dama*
*KillerB shoots a bijuu dama at Jubbi's eye*
*naruto's bijuu dama and the jubbi's bijuu dama clash causing a dimensional rip(hole) to open*
*Straw Hat crew come out of the dimensional rip*
Luffy:The f*ck is it with this giant cannon!!!??? Gomu-Gomu-no-balloon!!
*deflects B's bijuu dama* *bijuu dama falls ontop of the shinobi alliance and kills more than half the shinobi alliance*
Luffy: phew that was close! *turns to see jubbi*
Luffy: Awesome!!!! One eyed living rock !!!!!! Would you like to joi...
Ussop,chopper,sanji and nami: Stop inviting strange things into our crew!!!!! *they all hit luffy on his head*
Luffy: Gheez...alright then.. What about the giant octopus and the yellow fox???
Ussop Chopper Sanji and Nami : stop it already!!!!!!!
Luffy: jk jk... *jubbi raises its leg to strike luffy*
Zoro: Luffy!!! watch out!!!
Zoro: Demon Spirit Nine Sword Style: Asura!!!! *Zoro cuts jubbi in half*
Naruto: the f*cks up with these guys????!!!
Kakashi:Amazing after us trying this much they destroyed the jubbi with 1 move!
Guy trying to act all cool: they could defeat it only because i weakened it with my hirudora!
Killer B: yeah sure .....
Guy on the floor drooling: whats that supposed to mean????
Naruto: but they did kill most of our friends..
Sasuke comes out of nowhere: we must get revenge!!!
Rest of shinobi alliance: the f*ck he doin here??
*Saskue tries to attack but franky deflects his attack with a rocket and kills sasuke*
Naruto:.....
Kakashi: maaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! Obito!!!! save me!!
Obito: shutup you douchebag!
*kakashi goes to back of the battlefield to cry*
Madara: Impressive ..
Obito: shut up you old zombie, stop admiring them and when we win this shitty war take a bath!
Madara sadly: ok.....
Sanji: Shut up and eat some cr*p! You all dont deserve my heavenly food!
*sanji kicks madara in half*
*madara regenerates*
Sanji: the hell is he??
KillerB: you fools! You cant defeat him without sealing him, You fools!
Ussop: thx weird octopus
Ussop: green pop plant: sealing piranha!
*madara gets sealed inside a piranha*
Fodder Shinobi: Alright! They sealed madara!
Naruto: dafuqs your problem they are the enemy to they killed almost all of us!!!
*Fodder Shinobi goes to cry with kakashi*
Robin: Oh, so you are the enemy too!
Robin: Cien Fleur!
*Robin grabs B and Naruto*
*Robin presses so hard on B and Naruto that they explode and blood rains from the skies*
Robin:Amazing
Ussop: the f*ck?! what is amazing about that you phsyco??!!!
Obito: hahahahah you oliberated their trump cards now I can cast the infinite Tsukuyomi just wait for the jubbi to grow into it's perfect form!!! wahahahahha
*Obito looks at Jubbi*
Obito: I'm f*cked!! *goes to cry with kakashi and Fodder Shinobi*
Kakashi stabs obito on his Rinnegan
Chopper: here I'm a doctor have some of this medicine it will cure your physical body including your eye and double your strength
*chopper gives obito a flask with blue liquid*
*Obito drinks the liquid*
Chopper: just kidding it's poison!Now Die you multicolored-eye bastard!! :bye:
Obito: f*ck you Rin.....
*all other fodder shinobi+Kakashi and Guy faint to death after seeing nami in bikini*
1 day later:
Straw Hats are kings of the narutoverse!
-THE END-