All Sasuke needs is a good lawyer

ANiMUS

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Actually have you notice that a lot of Sasuke's fights end up killing/maiming themselves. Deidara: blew himself up, Itachi: fell down and died, Ay: sacrificed his own arm, Danzou: Used move: SELF-DESTRUCT .
Anyway my point is if you are a good enough lawyer you could get Sasuke off from a lot of his crimes if you tried. Even with the samurais and the Kages Sasuke only attacked out of self defense, besides we were never told that any of the Samurai that attacked him are dead. So at most all you could accuse Sasuke of is trespassing.
 

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Hahah, that's one way to put it.. But I think there are some assault issues as well.
 

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How can you just put false claims on evidence and bury it? When seen the Samurai's die. You already lied in court. Guilty. o_o SMH
 

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Hahah, that's one way to put it.. But I think there are some assault issues as well.
only if Killer Bee presses charges and seeing how tight he is with Naruto and the fact that because of Sasuke he got to take a nice little vacation he might not.
 

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How can you just put false claims on evidence and bury it? When seen the Samurai's die. You already lied in court. Guilty. o_o SMH

Was there proof submitted by the prosecution that samurai died by Sasuke's hands in that fight? Keep in mind that Sasuke instructed Eagle to not take any lives.

*Wa wa wa waaaaaaah* *courtroom music plays in the background*
 

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only if Killer Bee presses charges and seeing how tight he is with Naruto and the fact that because of Sasuke he got to take a nice little vacation he might not.

So we have no witness. Shame. u_u Oh! Wait a minute... What about them random forgotable ninja's Sasuke harmed when with Orochimaru (Before he killed him). Assault Charges. :whip: Maybe a little sexual harassment as well. You don't know what Orochimaru was teaching them. Most of them were on their front. ._.

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Naruto is the best character witness ever.
 

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And we all know Sasuke has repayed his debt to society having the kages revived and all. :cool:
 
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