Akatsuki: "Would you rather" game

[UltraPain]

Would you rather....

1.) Try to steal $5 from Kakuzu or go to three weeks of language counseling with Hidan?

2.) Take a pottery class with Deidara or eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame?

3.) Make fun of crippled people in front of Pain or teach Zetsu how to poop?

4.) Help Sasori test his brain control seal for a week or
have goofy Tobi be your wingman on a date with someone you really like?

5.) Get laid with Konan or be Itachi's apprentice and learn everything that he can teach you?
* For the ladies: Switch Itachi and Konan.

6.) Take Kisame's Samehada for a walk or give Kakuzu your social security number?

7.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible or allow Oro to lick you up and down?

8.) Help Kakuzu wash all of his hair or host a very bad puppet show for Sasori's birthday?

 

[Vulpini]

I'd rather be Itachi's apprentice than getting laid with Konan, that's for sure.

 

[Yatori]

I'd rather be Itachi's apprentice than getting laid with Konan, that's for sure.

this ^^ it would be more funny if he put konan as sakura lol

 

[Vulpini]

this ^^ it would be more funny if he put konan as sakura lol

If I had to choose between Sakura and Itachi I would kill myself. :sdo:

 

[Marin]

1) Hidan
2) Deidara
3) Pain
4) Tobi
5) Itachi
6) Kisame
7) Hidan
8) Sasori

Only times I'd get screwed would be 7 and 8.

 

[Obito the supreme jin]

I'd rather taking bombing lessons from Deidara. His art is a masterpiece.

 

[Phantaminum]

Teach Zetsu How to Poop

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

If I had to choose between Sakura and Itachi I would kill myself. :sdo:

Good. Lesser Sakura fan to deal with.

 

[DominiqueX]

That's a cool thread, thanks!

Would you rather....

1.) Try to steal $5 from Kakuzu or go to three weeks of language counseling with Hidan?

Hidan all the way. One does not simply steal money from Kakuzu. xD

2.) Take a pottery class with Deidara or eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame?

Pottery class. I hate eating fish, ehw.

3.) Make fun of crippled people in front of Pain or teach Zetsu how to poop?

The latter, but I would only teach the theory-part.

4.) Help Sasori test his brain control seal for a week or
have goofy Tobi be your wingman on a date with someone you really like?

Goofy Tobi all the way xD
Would be funny and if my date doesn't like funny stuff, why should I even date the person?

5.) Get laid with Konan or be Itachi's apprentice and learn everything that he can teach you?
* For the ladies: Switch Itachi and Konan.

No, I don't switch them D:
And I wouldn't become Itachi's apprentice.

6.) Take Kisame's Samehada for a walk or give Kakuzu your social security number?

Samehada, cause Kakuzu is the baaad option.

7.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible or allow Oro to lick you up and down?

I'd give Hidan a bible with the words "let's burn it down".

8.) Help Kakuzu wash all of his hair or host a very bad puppet show for Sasori's birthday?

I would help Kakuzu. Long hair <3
And I guess Sasori would turn me into a puppet as punishment.

 

[Wparker6804]

Would you rather....

1.) Try to steal $5 from Kakuzu or go to three weeks of language counseling with Hidan?

2.) Take a pottery class with Deidara or eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame?

3.) Make fun of crippled people in front of Pain or teach Zetsu how to poop?

4.) Help Sasori test his brain control seal for a week or
have goofy Tobi be your wingman on a date with someone you really like?

5.) Get laid with Konan or be Itachi's apprentice and learn everything that he can teach you?
* For the ladies: Switch Itachi and Konan.

6.) Take Kisame's Samehada for a walk or give Kakuzu your social security number?

7.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible or allow Oro to lick you up and down?

8.) Help Kakuzu wash all of his hair or host a very bad puppet show for Sasori's birthday?

Counciling (hillarious)
Hate sharkfin, so pottery
Poop
Wingman
Laid. Like chicks with short hair
Kakuzu. I'm broak & can get it changed before I get anything of value
Bible
Puppet Show

 

[Yatori]

If I had to choose between Sakura and Itachi I would kill myself. :sdo:

really cracked me up on this.. You should thank God then he put konan XD

 

[~Ethereal~]

1.) Go to three weeks of language counseling with Hidan.

2.) Take a pottery class with Deidara.

3.) Teach Zetsu how to poop.

4.) Have goofy Tobi be your wingman on a date with someone you really like.

5.) Itachi's apprentice and learn everything that he can teach you

6.) Take Kisame's Samehada for a walk.

7.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible.

8.) Help Kakuzu wash all of his hair.
This is why Akatuski is literally the best thing in Shippuden.

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

That's a cool thread, thanks!


Hidan all the way. One does not simply steal money from Kakuzu. xD


Pottery class. I hate eating fish, ehw.


The latter, but I would only teach the theory-part.


Goofy Tobi all the way xD
Would be funny and if my date doesn't like funny stuff, why should I even date the person?


No, I don't switch them D:
And I wouldn't become Itachi's apprentice.


Samehada, cause Kakuzu is the baaad option.


I'd give Hidan a bible with the words "let's burn it down".


I would help Kakuzu. Long hair <3
And I guess Sasori would turn me into a puppet as punishment.

Disgusting avi of two females kissing.

 

[Reraru]

Take a pottery class with Deidara.

 

[DominiqueX]

Disgusting avi of two females kissing.

Evolve and deal with it

 

[Natsu Shazneel]

Evolve and deal with it

Hell no!

 

[Illuminater]

Would you rather....

1.) Try to steal $5 from Kakuzu or go to three weeks of language counseling with Hidan?

2.) Take a pottery class with Deidara or eat sharkfin soup in front of Kisame?

3.) Make fun of crippled people in front of Pain or teach Zetsu how to poop?

4.) Help Sasori test his brain control seal for a week or
have goofy Tobi be your wingman on a date with someone you really like?

5.) Get laid with Konan or be Itachi's apprentice and learn everything that he can teach you?
* For the ladies: Switch Itachi and Konan.

6.) Take Kisame's Samehada for a walk or give Kakuzu your social security number?

7.) Give Hidan a copy of the Bible or allow Oro to lick you up and down?

8.) Help Kakuzu wash all of his hair or host a very bad puppet show for Sasori's birthday?

1) steal from kakuzu, if I get caught Ill beg for my heart xD
2) Sharkfin with kisame, I'd just cover it with something...but he might smell it
3) Make fun of ppl with pein, the poop is gay
4) Tobi wingman 100%
5 Get laid with konan YEAH. Hope I dn't get a papercut on my D
6) Kakuzu social security, samehada would probably kill me
7) Um...can I suicide?
8) Host puppet show for sasori...then ask him to train me so he sympathizes and doesn't kill me

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[UltraPain]

this ^^ it would be more funny if he put konan as sakura lol

Lol what would happen?

7) Um...can I suicide?

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Haha let's say you can't suicide on #7. Which would you choose if you had no way out?

Yes! Thanks for answering them all!

 

[Yatori]

Lol what would happen?



Haha let's say you can't suicide on #7. Which would you choose if you had no way out?

Yes! Thanks for answering them all!

Hehe try pick her then and see what happened later :snick:

 

[UltraPain]

Hehe try pick her then and see what happened later :snick:

I'm not sure if I wanna find out...