chapter 4
The old man jumped up and down insanely as his "heros" arrived crashing through the roof.
Old man: Now who wants to play twister? I just love it when Pein does it...
Pein: SINCE WHEN DOES HE KNOW I PLAY TWISTER!?
Sasuke: He's like a second Orochimaru!
Kisame: I would kill him but Sasuke has my sword. Speaking of swords, what happened to yours?
Sasuke: I... er... lost it.
Itachi: YOU LIE! You flushed it down a toilet!
Pein: Sasuke did what? Does he know how much plumbing cost?
Sasuke: Look, I ju-
Pein: ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!!
Sasuke(shivering): Uh.. 2.99?
Pein takes out one of his bodies and slaps Sasuke
Sasuke: ENOUGH! I'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THIS SLAPPING!
But while Sasuke was yelling his brains out, Pein slapped him again. This time off guard.
Sasori: Alright! Let's engage in combat, Akatsuki!
Pein gasped.
Pein: Sasori, you bitch ass back stabber. Thats my line. Your not supposed to be here anyway, your supposed to be dead! Just get the hell outta here!
Sasori's heart dropped. Well, his HUMAN remains were hurt mentally. He almost cried but couldn't. Slowly and madly, he put on his hood and dashed out the front door of the base.
Deidara: We had a front door?
Itachi: Duh! Its one of the new changes Pein made to the base.
Kisame: I just wanted to let everyone know that I called the remaining four swordsman to the base on my side-kick cell phone.
Pein: Okay, why the hell would you do that? Ya know, forget I even asked that. I'm off to my room to take a break. SEEYA SUCKAS!
Pein walks off to his luxery room on the 30th floor, which was the last.
Sasuke: He's that stupid to take the stairs.
Pein suddenly pops up behind Sasuke and slaps him ALL the way threw the roof and on the 4th floor. Sasuke then falls back down to the lobby.
Sasuke: DAMN IT! THAT HURT! YOUR SLAPPING ME LIKE I'M YOUR BITCH OR SOMETHING!
Pein: Your everyones bitch, bitch.
Pein disappears again.
Itachi: Kisame, whats the real reason you called the remaining swordsman?
Kisame: To get my damn sword back from Sasuke! I'm surprised he hasn't got stung by the razor sharp shark skin on my sword yet!
Sasuke: You'd go that far just to have your sword yours?
Kisame: Hey! Zabuza gave it to me before your idiot team killed him.
Sasuke: Yeah, my OLD team is an idiot, but I surely ain't!
Itachi: Sasuke, you lake hatred and such stuff I can't even describe it.
Sasuke: Itachi, please keep your mouth closed while your killer is talking.
Itachi: KILLER!? THATS A GOOD ONE!
Itachi laughs out loud and rolls on the ground. Ye gets back up two minutes afterwards.
Itachi: Ah Sasuke. You've turned into quite the idiot over time.
Sasuke: Itachi, YOUR LOOKING DEATH IN THE FACE!
Itachi: No I'm not. Im looking at an ugly face though.
Sasuke jumps towards Itachi using the Samehada, but the shark skin acts up.
Sasuke: Ouch!
Itachi: Haha, fool!
The Samehada flips back to Kisame, who jumped for joy like Mario.
Kisame: WAHA!
Then the front doors of the base busted open. There stood the four swordsmen.
Kisame: Glad you could make it guys!
Unknown swordsman: Yeah, yeah. Where's the Pringles?
Kisame: Over at the punch bowl, big feller.
He ran over, knocking Deidara over.
Deidara: Fool, hm!
Unknown swordsman: Yeah, I could eat you too Like a McDonalds big mac!
Deidara gasped and kept his lips shut.
Kakuzu: Sounds like he waste money on food. I hate people who waste their money on something that makes them fatter and uglier.
Hidan: For once, I agree with you.
Sasuke: Where'd the gay old man go too?
The gay old man was on the thirtieth floor outside of Pein's door. Inside he could hear the daily forecast news on his 1970's television.
Forecast man: On today's weather: MORE RAIN! The Akatsuki leader loves rain!
Pein: I'm gonna kill him so I can be the forecast man.
Pein was eating a television meal too.
Old man: Goodies. I love weather forecast.
He quietly stepped inside Pein's room, but two of his bodies were dressed in black leather jackets, blue jeans, and wearing black shades like security guards blocking the way.
Body 1: Got a meeting card?
Old man: Nope, but I can make him scream, "DO IT AGAIN!"
The two bodies were disgusted. Somewhere in a city far away, Sasori was walking threw an ally. Someone came up with a gun and demanded money.
Sasori: Back away.
Man: Give me your fuckin' money!
Sasori turned around and grabbed the man by the neck. He dropped his gun and started choking on his own blood. Black clouds started forming around while Sasori murdered the man.
Sasori: I got those powers from my distant relative, Chuckie.
Sasori walked away before the police arrived.
Sasori: I'm gonna get you, Akatsuki. Just you wait.
The old man jumped up and down insanely as his "heros" arrived crashing through the roof.
Old man: Now who wants to play twister? I just love it when Pein does it...
Pein: SINCE WHEN DOES HE KNOW I PLAY TWISTER!?
Sasuke: He's like a second Orochimaru!
Kisame: I would kill him but Sasuke has my sword. Speaking of swords, what happened to yours?
Sasuke: I... er... lost it.
Itachi: YOU LIE! You flushed it down a toilet!
Pein: Sasuke did what? Does he know how much plumbing cost?
Sasuke: Look, I ju-
Pein: ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTION!!
Sasuke(shivering): Uh.. 2.99?
Pein takes out one of his bodies and slaps Sasuke
Sasuke: ENOUGH! I'VE HAD TOO MUCH OF THIS SLAPPING!
But while Sasuke was yelling his brains out, Pein slapped him again. This time off guard.
Sasori: Alright! Let's engage in combat, Akatsuki!
Pein gasped.
Pein: Sasori, you bitch ass back stabber. Thats my line. Your not supposed to be here anyway, your supposed to be dead! Just get the hell outta here!
Sasori's heart dropped. Well, his HUMAN remains were hurt mentally. He almost cried but couldn't. Slowly and madly, he put on his hood and dashed out the front door of the base.
Deidara: We had a front door?
Itachi: Duh! Its one of the new changes Pein made to the base.
Kisame: I just wanted to let everyone know that I called the remaining four swordsman to the base on my side-kick cell phone.
Pein: Okay, why the hell would you do that? Ya know, forget I even asked that. I'm off to my room to take a break. SEEYA SUCKAS!
Pein walks off to his luxery room on the 30th floor, which was the last.
Sasuke: He's that stupid to take the stairs.
Pein suddenly pops up behind Sasuke and slaps him ALL the way threw the roof and on the 4th floor. Sasuke then falls back down to the lobby.
Sasuke: DAMN IT! THAT HURT! YOUR SLAPPING ME LIKE I'M YOUR BITCH OR SOMETHING!
Pein: Your everyones bitch, bitch.
Pein disappears again.
Itachi: Kisame, whats the real reason you called the remaining swordsman?
Kisame: To get my damn sword back from Sasuke! I'm surprised he hasn't got stung by the razor sharp shark skin on my sword yet!
Sasuke: You'd go that far just to have your sword yours?
Kisame: Hey! Zabuza gave it to me before your idiot team killed him.
Sasuke: Yeah, my OLD team is an idiot, but I surely ain't!
Itachi: Sasuke, you lake hatred and such stuff I can't even describe it.
Sasuke: Itachi, please keep your mouth closed while your killer is talking.
Itachi: KILLER!? THATS A GOOD ONE!
Itachi laughs out loud and rolls on the ground. Ye gets back up two minutes afterwards.
Itachi: Ah Sasuke. You've turned into quite the idiot over time.
Sasuke: Itachi, YOUR LOOKING DEATH IN THE FACE!
Itachi: No I'm not. Im looking at an ugly face though.
Sasuke jumps towards Itachi using the Samehada, but the shark skin acts up.
Sasuke: Ouch!
Itachi: Haha, fool!
The Samehada flips back to Kisame, who jumped for joy like Mario.
Kisame: WAHA!
Then the front doors of the base busted open. There stood the four swordsmen.
Kisame: Glad you could make it guys!
Unknown swordsman: Yeah, yeah. Where's the Pringles?
Kisame: Over at the punch bowl, big feller.
He ran over, knocking Deidara over.
Deidara: Fool, hm!
Unknown swordsman: Yeah, I could eat you too Like a McDonalds big mac!
Deidara gasped and kept his lips shut.
Kakuzu: Sounds like he waste money on food. I hate people who waste their money on something that makes them fatter and uglier.
Hidan: For once, I agree with you.
Sasuke: Where'd the gay old man go too?
The gay old man was on the thirtieth floor outside of Pein's door. Inside he could hear the daily forecast news on his 1970's television.
Forecast man: On today's weather: MORE RAIN! The Akatsuki leader loves rain!
Pein: I'm gonna kill him so I can be the forecast man.
Pein was eating a television meal too.
Old man: Goodies. I love weather forecast.
He quietly stepped inside Pein's room, but two of his bodies were dressed in black leather jackets, blue jeans, and wearing black shades like security guards blocking the way.
Body 1: Got a meeting card?
Old man: Nope, but I can make him scream, "DO IT AGAIN!"
The two bodies were disgusted. Somewhere in a city far away, Sasori was walking threw an ally. Someone came up with a gun and demanded money.
Sasori: Back away.
Man: Give me your fuckin' money!
Sasori turned around and grabbed the man by the neck. He dropped his gun and started choking on his own blood. Black clouds started forming around while Sasori murdered the man.
Sasori: I got those powers from my distant relative, Chuckie.
Sasori walked away before the police arrived.
Sasori: I'm gonna get you, Akatsuki. Just you wait.
