Pein: So we're having a meeting about our business. No distractions allowed.
Itachi: Pein, we just got back to the base and we're already having a meeting. Can't you just let us chill for a second.
Pein paused for a second.
Pein: There. You chilled for a second. Now back to the meeting.
Kisame: I don't care about chilling one bit! I want my friggin' sword back!
Everyone looked around except Sasuke.
Sasuke: Gosh, Kisame, your sword is long gone now. I don't expect it to turn up anytime soon.
Kisame: Yeah, well while they're looking around, could you get these fish and knives off my back?
Sasuke: What the heck is fish doing on your back?!
Kisame: That beats me.
Sasuke tried yanking the knives out, which always hit Deidara after they flipped out of Kisame's back.
Deidara: Hey, STOP THAT! With those knives hitting me it feels like Orochimaru is here slapping my butt again. Yep, he was a gay one...
Sasuke: Please, I don't want to be reminded.
Kisame: Reminded about what?
Sasuke: Oro was being gay while training me.
Kisame: I can see why.
Sasuke stops taking the knives and fish off of Kisame's back and looks at him.
Sasuke: If my looks are to good for you then-
Kisame: STOP! No more gay stuff! NO MORE!
Pein and the other Akatsuki walk back into scene.
Kisame: Did you find my sword?
Pein: No, but I have decided we're not going to have our meeting here.
Kisame: Why not?
Zetsu: Well, that gay old man is up there in the restroom and we can't have him come down here while we are having our meeting.
Pein: So we're having our meeting at CHOW TIME!!
The Akatsuki went into their rooms and changed into black suits and hats. Itachi was different. He was in a purple pimp suit. As the group came back into the lobby, Konan eyed Itachi.
Pein: Konan, what are you looking at?
Sasuke: Brother, you take that suit off NOW!
Itachi: What? Is it because you can't afford a nice quality suit like this?
Sasuke growled.
Deidara: How come Itachi gets to where a nice suit like that? And where's Baska?
No answer.
Deidara: Nobody ever listens to me...
Sasori: Well, since I am your partner, I listen.
Deidara: I'm not gay.
Sasori: I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE!
Pein: If we all are ready, le-
Pein was cut off by a flushing upstairs.
Pein: LET'S GET THE HELL UP OUT OF HERE!
Everyone pushed and punched their way out of the base.(The punching was done by Itachi hitting Sasuke)
Everyone was at Chow time.
Waiter: How many?
Pein: Eleven.
Waiter: This way, sir.
The group was led in a room at a table with Eleven chairs. The group sat down.
Waiter: What drinks would you like?
Pein: Sprite.
Itachi: Coke.
Kisame: Water.
Deidara: Apple juice.
Sasori: Dr. Pepper
Hidan: Fine wine.
Kakuzu: None for me...
Zetsu: Water
Tobi: Pink Lemonade for me!!
Sasuke: Tomato juice
Konan: Lemonade.
The waiter went away.
Pein: Okay, time for the meeting. Any questions before we start?
Tobi raised his hand.
Pein: Go Tobi.
Tobi: Why did we dress up differently?
Pein: SO WE WOULDN'T GET RECOGNIZED, IDIOT!!
Tobi shook in his chair.
Zetsu: Tobi's a good boy, remember that.
After that foolish moment, it was time to get food.
Pein: Okay, time to get some food.
Everyone got up. Some Akatsuki members almost tripped since they were in the corner of the room. They finally managed to get to the food court.
Tobi: Deidara, what are you gonna get?
Deidara: I'm thinking about salad... hm... Or maybe spaghetti... hm...
Tobi: I'll be near the soul food section.
Zetsu was over getting some salad.
Kisame: Zetsu, help!
Zetsu: What is it?
Kisame: I can't eat my fish friends! They are almost everywhere!
Zetsu: Then eat some friggin' chicken.
Kisame: Oh, yeah.
Kisame ran off. It took an hour or two for the Akatsuki to get their food and head back to the table.
Pein: Now, let's begin.
Pein was about to speak his first words when he saw Sasuke eating some rolls.
Pein: Sasuke.
Sasuke: Eh?
Pein: Gimme your rolls.
Sasuke: No!
Pein: I'm the one paying for all this! You better give me the rolls!
Sasuke: Nope.
Pein growled at Sasuke who just kept eating rolls. In an instant, Sasuke was took to the bathroom with Pein who were beating the daylights out of him.
Kisame: Itachi, you better do something about your brother.
Itachi: He'll live.
Tobi was slurping on his noodles.
Zetsu: Tobi, watch where you slurp your noodles.
Tobi: Sorry! I'm a little hungry.
Kakuzu just store at his plate.
Hidan: What's wrong?
Kakuzu: I... need to... restock...on...hearts...
Hidan: So you can't eat because of that pitiful thing?
Kakuzu: Hey, I have to live here!
Suddenly, a big bang was heard from the bathroom.
Kisame: Sasuke may be dead.
Itachi: He'll live.
Kakuzu: I... need... hearts... bad...
Kakuzu looked over to another table. At that table was a happy family eating away.
Hidan: What are you thinking.
Kakuzu: HEARTS!
Instantly, Kakuzu's hands flew over to a man that was eating. He screamed as his heart was being taken away.
Man: ARGH! PLEASE STOP!
His heart was snatched out. The other family members ran, but Kakuzu took their hearts too. The room was bloody. It stunk of dead people. Kakuzu closed the door of the room.
Itachi: Why did you do such a thing. Now I can't eat.
Kakuzu: At least I can!
Kakuzu munched down. He didn't care that his food was covered in blood.
Kisame: It sounds like the beating stopped. Should we go see what happened to Sasuke?
Itachi: Yep.
Once again, the Akatsuki got up. Hidan tripped on his huge scythe.
Hidan: Oh snap, that hurts!
Kakuzu: You sound like a friggin' woman having ***. Stop saying your hurt like that.
Hidan: No, I sound like Britney Spears on her *** tape! Haha!
Kakuzu: You actually watch that crap?
Hidan: No, not really.
The Akatsuki made it to the bathroom. They understood the reason why it was empty in this area.
Itachi: Pein? What happened?
Pein spoke from behind the locked bathroom door.
Pein: Go away.
Itachi: C'mon, Pein, you can talk about anything to me.
Pein: No I can't.
Itachi: Pein just let me in!
Pein: If I let you in, you wouldn't like the sight.
Itachi: I don't like any sight. So you best let me in.
Pein: No.
Itachi: Okay! You forced me to use this! MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!
The locked door was now obliterated by the black fire. Pein was right. Itachi didn't like the sight. Nor the smell. Amazingly, the room was completely red. COMPLETELY. It was painted red by blood. Pein was in a corner in the room. Sasuke was in a stall, passed out.
Itachi: What happened here?
Pein: I KILLED SASUKE!
There was no answer.
Kisame: I told you we should have went earlier.
Suddenly, Sasuke got up.
Sasuke: Idiots! I'm not dead!
Itachi: You should have died...
Sasuke: I've had enough of you! TIME TO DIE!
The was a big brawl in the blood covered bathroom. KA-BANG! Chow time blew up with the Akatsuki flying threw the sky.
Akatsuki(not Sasuke): TEAM AKATSUKI IS FLYING OFF AGAIN!
Sasuke: SHUT UP, IDIOTS!
Kisame: Hey! Sasuke has my sword!
Sasuke: So what?
The group flew back to the base. The gay old man was watching them from a look out tower.
Old man: Goodies. They're back.
The Akatsuki flew into the base by going threw the ceiling.
Next time:What will happen when we continue? Will Kisame get his sword back? What happened to Baska? Just wait for the friggin' next episode.
Itachi: Pein, we just got back to the base and we're already having a meeting. Can't you just let us chill for a second.
Pein paused for a second.
Pein: There. You chilled for a second. Now back to the meeting.
Kisame: I don't care about chilling one bit! I want my friggin' sword back!
Everyone looked around except Sasuke.
Sasuke: Gosh, Kisame, your sword is long gone now. I don't expect it to turn up anytime soon.
Kisame: Yeah, well while they're looking around, could you get these fish and knives off my back?
Sasuke: What the heck is fish doing on your back?!
Kisame: That beats me.
Sasuke tried yanking the knives out, which always hit Deidara after they flipped out of Kisame's back.
Deidara: Hey, STOP THAT! With those knives hitting me it feels like Orochimaru is here slapping my butt again. Yep, he was a gay one...
Sasuke: Please, I don't want to be reminded.
Kisame: Reminded about what?
Sasuke: Oro was being gay while training me.
Kisame: I can see why.
Sasuke stops taking the knives and fish off of Kisame's back and looks at him.
Sasuke: If my looks are to good for you then-
Kisame: STOP! No more gay stuff! NO MORE!
Pein and the other Akatsuki walk back into scene.
Kisame: Did you find my sword?
Pein: No, but I have decided we're not going to have our meeting here.
Kisame: Why not?
Zetsu: Well, that gay old man is up there in the restroom and we can't have him come down here while we are having our meeting.
Pein: So we're having our meeting at CHOW TIME!!
The Akatsuki went into their rooms and changed into black suits and hats. Itachi was different. He was in a purple pimp suit. As the group came back into the lobby, Konan eyed Itachi.
Pein: Konan, what are you looking at?
Sasuke: Brother, you take that suit off NOW!
Itachi: What? Is it because you can't afford a nice quality suit like this?
Sasuke growled.
Deidara: How come Itachi gets to where a nice suit like that? And where's Baska?
No answer.
Deidara: Nobody ever listens to me...
Sasori: Well, since I am your partner, I listen.
Deidara: I'm not gay.
Sasori: I DIDN'T SAY YOU WERE!
Pein: If we all are ready, le-
Pein was cut off by a flushing upstairs.
Pein: LET'S GET THE HELL UP OUT OF HERE!
Everyone pushed and punched their way out of the base.(The punching was done by Itachi hitting Sasuke)
Everyone was at Chow time.
Waiter: How many?
Pein: Eleven.
Waiter: This way, sir.
The group was led in a room at a table with Eleven chairs. The group sat down.
Waiter: What drinks would you like?
Pein: Sprite.
Itachi: Coke.
Kisame: Water.
Deidara: Apple juice.
Sasori: Dr. Pepper
Hidan: Fine wine.
Kakuzu: None for me...
Zetsu: Water
Tobi: Pink Lemonade for me!!
Sasuke: Tomato juice
Konan: Lemonade.
The waiter went away.
Pein: Okay, time for the meeting. Any questions before we start?
Tobi raised his hand.
Pein: Go Tobi.
Tobi: Why did we dress up differently?
Pein: SO WE WOULDN'T GET RECOGNIZED, IDIOT!!
Tobi shook in his chair.
Zetsu: Tobi's a good boy, remember that.
After that foolish moment, it was time to get food.
Pein: Okay, time to get some food.
Everyone got up. Some Akatsuki members almost tripped since they were in the corner of the room. They finally managed to get to the food court.
Tobi: Deidara, what are you gonna get?
Deidara: I'm thinking about salad... hm... Or maybe spaghetti... hm...
Tobi: I'll be near the soul food section.
Zetsu was over getting some salad.
Kisame: Zetsu, help!
Zetsu: What is it?
Kisame: I can't eat my fish friends! They are almost everywhere!
Zetsu: Then eat some friggin' chicken.
Kisame: Oh, yeah.
Kisame ran off. It took an hour or two for the Akatsuki to get their food and head back to the table.
Pein: Now, let's begin.
Pein was about to speak his first words when he saw Sasuke eating some rolls.
Pein: Sasuke.
Sasuke: Eh?
Pein: Gimme your rolls.
Sasuke: No!
Pein: I'm the one paying for all this! You better give me the rolls!
Sasuke: Nope.
Pein growled at Sasuke who just kept eating rolls. In an instant, Sasuke was took to the bathroom with Pein who were beating the daylights out of him.
Kisame: Itachi, you better do something about your brother.
Itachi: He'll live.
Tobi was slurping on his noodles.
Zetsu: Tobi, watch where you slurp your noodles.
Tobi: Sorry! I'm a little hungry.
Kakuzu just store at his plate.
Hidan: What's wrong?
Kakuzu: I... need to... restock...on...hearts...
Hidan: So you can't eat because of that pitiful thing?
Kakuzu: Hey, I have to live here!
Suddenly, a big bang was heard from the bathroom.
Kisame: Sasuke may be dead.
Itachi: He'll live.
Kakuzu: I... need... hearts... bad...
Kakuzu looked over to another table. At that table was a happy family eating away.
Hidan: What are you thinking.
Kakuzu: HEARTS!
Instantly, Kakuzu's hands flew over to a man that was eating. He screamed as his heart was being taken away.
Man: ARGH! PLEASE STOP!
His heart was snatched out. The other family members ran, but Kakuzu took their hearts too. The room was bloody. It stunk of dead people. Kakuzu closed the door of the room.
Itachi: Why did you do such a thing. Now I can't eat.
Kakuzu: At least I can!
Kakuzu munched down. He didn't care that his food was covered in blood.
Kisame: It sounds like the beating stopped. Should we go see what happened to Sasuke?
Itachi: Yep.
Once again, the Akatsuki got up. Hidan tripped on his huge scythe.
Hidan: Oh snap, that hurts!
Kakuzu: You sound like a friggin' woman having ***. Stop saying your hurt like that.
Hidan: No, I sound like Britney Spears on her *** tape! Haha!
Kakuzu: You actually watch that crap?
Hidan: No, not really.
The Akatsuki made it to the bathroom. They understood the reason why it was empty in this area.
Itachi: Pein? What happened?
Pein spoke from behind the locked bathroom door.
Pein: Go away.
Itachi: C'mon, Pein, you can talk about anything to me.
Pein: No I can't.
Itachi: Pein just let me in!
Pein: If I let you in, you wouldn't like the sight.
Itachi: I don't like any sight. So you best let me in.
Pein: No.
Itachi: Okay! You forced me to use this! MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!
The locked door was now obliterated by the black fire. Pein was right. Itachi didn't like the sight. Nor the smell. Amazingly, the room was completely red. COMPLETELY. It was painted red by blood. Pein was in a corner in the room. Sasuke was in a stall, passed out.
Itachi: What happened here?
Pein: I KILLED SASUKE!
There was no answer.
Kisame: I told you we should have went earlier.
Suddenly, Sasuke got up.
Sasuke: Idiots! I'm not dead!
Itachi: You should have died...
Sasuke: I've had enough of you! TIME TO DIE!
The was a big brawl in the blood covered bathroom. KA-BANG! Chow time blew up with the Akatsuki flying threw the sky.
Akatsuki(not Sasuke): TEAM AKATSUKI IS FLYING OFF AGAIN!
Sasuke: SHUT UP, IDIOTS!
Kisame: Hey! Sasuke has my sword!
Sasuke: So what?
The group flew back to the base. The gay old man was watching them from a look out tower.
Old man: Goodies. They're back.
The Akatsuki flew into the base by going threw the ceiling.
Next time:What will happen when we continue? Will Kisame get his sword back? What happened to Baska? Just wait for the friggin' next episode.
