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As I said, he can't move when all the bones in his body are broken into pieces. You're overrating hidan's imortality, he still has a human body and it has limits

Cut his head off - he won't die , but he becomes useless
Break the bones in his body- he won't die but he becomes useless
etc etc

Read his fights again. He fought with ripcage broken, destroyed his femur , and direct Wind Pressure didn't break him down.




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Hidan maybe survives this, but he won't be able to fight.

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Read his fights again. He fought with ripcage broken, destroyed his femur , and direct Wind Pressure didn't break him down.






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What exactly does Hidan do without an arm and half his torso. How will mobility and balance be affected?
 

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What exactly does Hidan do without an arm and half his torso. How will mobility and balance be affected?

omg your comparing an edo to human skin his flesh wont fall off hell will just go flying which he easily recovers from please learn physics
 

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omg your comparing an edo to human skin his flesh wont fall off hell will just go flying which he easily recovers from please learn physics

omg you have no proof that they do not have the same density.
Also learn the dang technique because it is a real human body.

Also if you want to talk about physics.
I find it foolhardy to try to defy both the manga and databooks using logic that applies to the real world only. We cannot state the laws of the narutoverse, as last I checked medical ninjutsu was not possible, nor is the splitting and dividing of slugs, nor can snakes, dogs, slugs, toads, etc. speak Japanese.

What you guys are arguing is how Hidan would fair if she was a person in our reality. But then consider this, if Tsunade was operating under the laws of this reality that would mean every time she hits any object the same amount of force is applied back to her. Though I suppose that's not too far of a stretch considering if one were to travel at the speed of light in the real world the would literally be ripped to shreds, in the same fashion as Jinton. One could argue you would be broken down to smaller than a molecular level. Which is something that Kishi acknowledged yet Tsunade made it with relatively few cuts on her whole body, so far as I know within this laws of this universe the only thing that can move at the speed of light without being destroyed are photons. Furthermore, the moment she made contact with Madara both she and A and Madara and Muu should have all gone splat based on the momentum and mass.

And after the sannin fight when Gamabunta's sword disappeared according to the laws of our universe she should have been immediately killed when she made contact with the ground.

And when her intercostal muscles were cut by Kabuto she should not have been able to breathe let alone run. And when she punched Kabuto, the force traveled through his body splitting the earth underneath him, according to our laws the majority of the bones in his body, especially the skull should have shattered and he should have died instantly. With Tsunade's bicep muscles cut she should not have been able to punch. With Tsunade's abdominal muscles cut she should not have been able to counter or run.

And while the heart of a human is not perfectly center, a portion of it is therefore, Orochimaru's sword should have went directly through her heart killing her instantly. His sword would have pierced the lungs on the third strike, and would have slashed lungs and heart on the second.

Also based on the height at which Tsunade has jumped holding Gamabunta's sword she will have superhuman strength in her legs which in turn would allow her to run much quicker than a human of lesser strength.

Also people have been saying that Tsunade cannot regrow what she does not have, as per cell division only applies to what is there, but that would then force the question of how she regrew her small and large intestines, pancreas, stomach, liver, kidneys, and gall bladder. When the initial Susanoo sword that stabbed her would have destroyed those completely. Which leads me to the point that under our laws Tsunade should not have been able to break that susanoo sword because of the conditions of her spine and likely punctured lungs, much less swing it. Nor should she have been able to withstand being slammed into the rocks as hard as she was, unless as mentioned earlier her durability is so great that she can withstand a force that would ordinarily rip someone to pieces near the mass of photons. Additionally when she was penetrated by two susanoo swords she would have been missing half of both of her lungs, in fact the only organ in the region that would not have been destroyed then and there is the heart.

My point is real world logic doesn't apply here
 
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What exactly does Hidan do without an arm and half his torso. How will mobility and balance be affected?

You are implying that Tsunade's punch will blow his body apart from a punch when even pseudo-immortal Orochimaru had took a punch from her.
 

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Kage pairs vs Akatsuki pairs​


1. Tsunade and Gaara vs Kakuzu and Hidan

2. Mei and A vs Sasori and Deidara

3. Onoki and Gaara vs Itachi and Kisame

4. Onoki and Tsunade vs Pain and Konan

5. A and Onoki vs Obito ( no rinnegan, GM ) and Konan

6. Tsunade and Mei vs Hidan and Deidara

7. Gaara and Mei vs Kakuzu and Kisame

8. Mei and Onoki vs Deidara and Kisame

9. Gaara and A vs Itachi and Kakuzu

1O. Tsunade and A vs Pain and Zetsu

- Full intel


1. Tsunade & Gaara
2. Mei & A
3. Itachi & Kisame
4. Pain & Konan
5. Obito & Konan
6. Hidan & Deidara
7. Kakuzu & Kisame
8. Mei & Onoki
9. Itachi & Kakuzu
10. Pain & Zetsu

A few of the ones that include Pain I might have gotten wrong because you included 'Full Intel.'
 

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You are implying that Tsunade's punch will blow his body apart from a punch when even pseudo-immortal Orochimaru had took a punch from her.

And he did it with what again? The technique which allows his body, specifically his neck to become abnormally long and in being so malleable displace the force. What's that technique again that Hidan doesn't have? Oh yeah the soft physique modification.

Even orochimaru tanked it is perhaps the worse argument you could use as Oro as much as I love him is a freak in which the rules of others don't belong to him.
 

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And he did it with what again? The technique which allows his body, specifically his neck to become abnormally long and in being so malleable displace the force.

How does that benefit his jaw from getting a direct punch

What's that technique again that Hidan doesn't have? Oh yeah the soft physique modification.
Immortal body that allows him to completely fight regardless of what happens. Attempting to destroy his ribcage does nothing, A Sheer force Blast directly doesn't share the same results as a normal physique, and Destroying his own bones does did not him from even limping

Even orochimaru tanked it is perhaps the worse argument you could use as Oro as much as I love him is a freak in which the rules of others don't belong to him.

The rules does work on Hidan due to what has happen to him in the manga.
 

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Not really. He has no noticeable durability feats. He has stamina feats. There is a difference.
 

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Not really. He has no noticeable durability feats. He has stamina feats. There is a difference.

Here is durability:

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(Withstand destroying his own femur[/b]

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(Able to withstand vital hits that should kill a person)

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(Withstand Explosives)

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(Withstand a direct blast)
 
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Here is durability:

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(Withstand destroying his own femur[/b]

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(Able to withstand vital hits that should kill a person)

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(Withstand Explosives)

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(Withstand a direct blast)

Withstanding is stamina, not taking damage is durability....
 

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Withstanding is stamina, not taking damage is durability....

Last time I check the definition "withstand" meaning leans more then Durability then Stamina

Give me the definition of Stamina and durability. Then tell me the difference. Then explain each of those pics describing what it is and why
 

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omg you have no proof that they do not have the same density.
Also learn the dang technique because it is a real human body.

Also if you want to talk about physics.
I find it foolhardy to try to defy both the manga and databooks using logic that applies to the real world only. We cannot state the laws of the narutoverse, as last I checked medical ninjutsu was not possible, nor is the splitting and dividing of slugs, nor can snakes, dogs, slugs, toads, etc. speak Japanese.

What you guys are arguing is how Hidan would fair if she was a person in our reality. But then consider this, if Tsunade was operating under the laws of this reality that would mean every time she hits any object the same amount of force is applied back to her. Though I suppose that's not too far of a stretch considering if one were to travel at the speed of light in the real world the would literally be ripped to shreds, in the same fashion as Jinton. One could argue you would be broken down to smaller than a molecular level. Which is something that Kishi acknowledged yet Tsunade made it with relatively few cuts on her whole body, so far as I know within this laws of this universe the only thing that can move at the speed of light without being destroyed are photons. Furthermore, the moment she made contact with Madara both she and A and Madara and Muu should have all gone splat based on the momentum and mass.

And after the sannin fight when Gamabunta's sword disappeared according to the laws of our universe she should have been immediately killed when she made contact with the ground.

And when her intercostal muscles were cut by Kabuto she should not have been able to breathe let alone run. And when she punched Kabuto, the force traveled through his body splitting the earth underneath him, according to our laws the majority of the bones in his body, especially the skull should have shattered and he should have died instantly. With Tsunade's bicep muscles cut she should not have been able to punch. With Tsunade's abdominal muscles cut she should not have been able to counter or run.

And while the heart of a human is not perfectly center, a portion of it is therefore, Orochimaru's sword should have went directly through her heart killing her instantly. His sword would have pierced the lungs on the third strike, and would have slashed lungs and heart on the second.

Also based on the height at which Tsunade has jumped holding Gamabunta's sword she will have superhuman strength in her legs which in turn would allow her to run much quicker than a human of lesser strength.

Also people have been saying that Tsunade cannot regrow what she does not have, as per cell division only applies to what is there, but that would then force the question of how she regrew her small and large intestines, pancreas, stomach, liver, kidneys, and gall bladder. When the initial Susanoo sword that stabbed her would have destroyed those completely. Which leads me to the point that under our laws Tsunade should not have been able to break that susanoo sword because of the conditions of her spine and likely punctured lungs, much less swing it. Nor should she have been able to withstand being slammed into the rocks as hard as she was, unless as mentioned earlier her durability is so great that she can withstand a force that would ordinarily rip someone to pieces near the mass of photons. Additionally when she was penetrated by two susanoo swords she would have been missing half of both of her lungs, in fact the only organ in the region that would not have been destroyed then and there is the heart.

My point is real world logic doesn't apply here
if its a real human body how come paper like substances fall out after you hit it yes i know that but even in the mang/anime he uses real life things for instance by your logic naruto when puinched by sakura should be loising part
 

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Kage pairs vs Akatsuki pairs​


1. Tsunade and Gaara vs Kakuzu and Hidan

2. Mei and A vs Sasori and Deidara

3. Onoki and Gaara vs Itachi and Kisame

4. Onoki and Tsunade vs Pain and Konan

5. A and Onoki vs Obito ( no rinnegan, GM ) and Konan

6. Tsunade and Mei vs Hidan and Deidara

7. Gaara and Mei vs Kakuzu and Kisame

8. Mei and Onoki vs Deidara and Kisame

9. Gaara and A vs Itachi and Kakuzu

1O. Tsunade and A vs Pain and Zetsu

- Full intel

1. Kage mid-high diff
2. Akatsuki mid diff.
3. Akatsuki mid-high diff.
4. Pain solos mid diff.
5. Akatsuki low diff.
6. Akatsuki high diff.
7.Akatsuki mid-high diff.
8. Akatsuki mid diff.
9. Akatsuki high diff.
10. Pain solos mid diff.
 

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btw but if your dead then i dont think you can regrow imo because all the cells shut down
 

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if its a real human body how come paper like substances fall out after you hit it yes i know that but even in the mang/anime he uses real life things for instance by your logic naruto when puinched by sakura should be loising part

It's not a question if it is a real human body... it is one.
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Kage pairs vs Akatsuki pairs​


1. Tsunade and Gaara vs Kakuzu and Hidan

2. Mei and A vs Sasori and Deidara

3. Onoki and Gaara vs Itachi and Kisame

4. Onoki and Tsunade vs Pain and Konan

5. A and Onoki vs Obito ( no rinnegan, GM ) and Konan

6. Tsunade and Mei vs Hidan and Deidara

7. Gaara and Mei vs Kakuzu and Kisame

8. Mei and Onoki vs Deidara and Kisame

9. Gaara and A vs Itachi and Kakuzu

1O. Tsunade and A vs Pain and Zetsu

- Full intel

1. Tsunade or Gaara solos
2. Kages high diff
3. Kages mid diff
4. Pain mid diff
5. Team Obito
6. Kages mid diff
7. Kages mid/ high diff
8. Kages high diff
9. Gaara and A
1O. Pain mid/ high diff
 

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It's not a question if it is a real human body... it is one.
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umm your sort of proving me right see the paper things there? idk see how this can be used against me
 

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...... i know but im saying ugh im saying instead of bones breaking that paper just falls and there are holes left where the bones should of broke i was never arguing that it wasnt a physical body !?!?!
 
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