akatsuki meeting !!!

[Lord Goku]

The Leader: SILENCE! Gaara of the Sand is the container of the One Tailed Beast! We kidnap him and take the beast!
Hidan: Why?
The Leader: Because we collect the Tailed Beasts.
Kisame: Why?
The Leader: Because they're easier to store than Pokemon cards.
Kisame: ...Really?
The Leader: No, you idiot! We will gather all the legendary Tailed Beasts and use them as a weapon!
Kakuzu: Why?
The Leader: TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! And when the world is ours....WE WILL DESTROY IT!

[the evil manic laughter effect]

Tobi: If we destroy the world...Where are we going to live then? :O
Everyone: ...
The Leader: ...Some of the details aren't...um...decided yet...
Deidara: Quit with the stupid questions, Tobi! You're an idiot, m'h!
Tobi: *sniff* Tobi is a good boy... :'(

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The Leader: So which team will volunteer to go and catch the One-Tailed Demon?
Tobi: o/
Zetsu: *to Tobi* Raise your hand and I'll rip it off and beat you to the death with it.
Tobi: ...Tobi is a good boy. Hands down.
The Leader: Okay...Who will we force to be the volunteer to catch the One-Tailed Demon?
Deidara: I'll vote for Team Free Willy & Sharkbait, m'h! *points to Kisame and Itachi*
Kisame: Team Vegetables. *points to Zetsu and Tobi*
Zetsu: No! Team Dawn of the Dead! *points to Kakuzu and Hidan*
Kakuzu: I'll vote for Team Bratz. *points to Sasori and Deidara*
The Leader: Stop bickering! If you keep acting like unruly children no one will take us seriously!
Itachi: I think no one takes us seriously because we have rainbow coloured auras...
The Leader: SHUT UP UCHIHA!
Tobi: ...But I didn't say anything! D:
The Leader: ...Anyway, the only reason why we have rainbow coloured auras is that you couldn't agree on what colour our chakras should be so we had to compromise and use every possible colour. Besides, rainbow coloured auras make us look cool!
Deidara: More like gay, m'h.
Zetsu: You don't need rainbow aura to look gay. Indeed.
Kisame: I think what makes this organization look gay is the fact that it has no women in it.
The Leader: What are you talking about? There IS a woman in Akatsuki!
Everyone: *glances at Deidara*
Deidara: For the last time...IT'S NOT ME!

 

[Cam]

Uhm... What are you doing?

 

[~Anubis~]

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[zombiehoarder]

i have you know this is the real deal

 

[SCRIBBLEoverLIFE]

HaHaHa -- u on crack when u wrote this? -- will there be more? Was Entertaining....

 

[Rorasa]

haha xd this is funny, but yeah wrong section

 

[Frikid]

nice xd

 

[Lord Goku]

thanks but i thought funny stuff comes here ....:/

HaHaHa -- u on crack when u wrote this? -- will there be more? Was Entertaining....

yup there will me more i guess

 

[Supermacaquecool]

The Leader: SILENCE! Gaara of the Sand is the container of the One Tailed Beast! We kidnap him and take the beast!
Hidan: Why? (...)

HAHA It was funny and well written. I hate when things no make sense because they're not well written.