akatsuki jobs?

[natssuu]

Kakuzu = Mafia boss

 

[Reimei]

Itachi - owner of a sweets shop. (He's a pacifist and likes sweets. Perfect job) :luv:

Kisame - this one difficult. Mmmm... professional diver? One of those who swim with sharks

Kakuzu - banker. (He loves money - obvious)

Hidan - wander around spreading his religion, like Jehova's witnesses. But with his own way of convincing people

Deidara - Bomber terrorist. Or a very temperamental art teacher.

Sasori - Have his own puppet theater. (You better like his show or the world may never see you again. xd )

Tobi - as his goofy self - comedian or clown. As his present self... a terrorist.

Zetsu - mmmm... a houseplant? :ghehe:

Pain - a dictator. (Heil, mein Führer! :worshippy: ) xd

Konan - Pain's assistant. Or an origami artist.

Orochimaru - oops, almost forgot him. A doctor who secretly experiments on innocent children.

 

[soulless uchiha]

Itachi - owner of a sweets shop. (He's a pacifist and likes sweets. Perfect job) :luv:

Kisame - this one difficult. Mmmm... professional diver? One of those who swim with sharks

Kakuzu - banker. ( he loves money - obvious)

Hidan - wander around spreading his religion, like Jehova's witnesses. But with his own way of convincing people

Deidara - Bomber terrorist. Or a very temperamental art teacher.

Sasori - Have his own puppet theater. (You better like his show, or the world may never see you again. xd )

Tobi - as his goofy self - comedian or clown. As his present self... a terrorist.

Zetsu - mmmm... a houseplant? :ghehe:

Pain - a dictator. (Heil, mein Führer! :worshippy: ) xd

Konan - Pain's assistant. Or an origami artist.

Orochimaru - oops, almost forgot him. A doctor who secretly experiments on innocent children.

not sure zetsu but okay!

 

[soulless uchiha]

Deidara is white he cant be a terrorist u guys are crayzyz

dont bring that here....

 

[Ngylle]

Konan: pircing Emo girl
Deidara: Al-Qaeda! new leader
Orochimaru-Babysitter
Hidan-Satanist
KAkuzu-Activition Owner
Itachi-President
Nagato-Freak!

 

[soulless uchiha]

Konan: pircing Emo girl
Deidara: Al-Qaeda! new leader
Orochimaru-Babysitter
Hidan-Satanist
KAkuzu-Activition Owner
Itachi-President
Nagato-Freak!

haha nice!

 

[wridacule]

no way my boy hidan can hold down a job. he would be a drunken soccer hooligan lol.
did i miss it or has nobody really thought to make oro a catholic priest?????

 

[Biju Hunter]

Itachi would be a psychologist O.O

 

[DhattUchiha]

Itachi- Governor
Kisame- Sailor/ Fisherman
Deidara- Suicidal Terrorist
Sasori- Puppet Show/ Puppet builder
Hidan- Priest
Kakuzu- Robbing a bank
Pain- Necrophilia
Konan- Stripper
Zetsu- Spy
Tobi- Working on Blue's Clues

 

[soulless uchiha]

no way my boy hidan can hold down a job. he would be a drunken soccer hooligan lol.
did i miss it or has nobody really thought to make oro a catholic priest?????

a catholic priest....:no_ignore::whoa:WTH:ghehe:

 

[EMSshinobi]

ahah pain- works in a morgue
konan- art class teacher
madara- guidance counselor
itachi- president(lol)
diedara- pottery teacher
kisame- FBI
Hidan- Stormchaser (lmfaoo)

 

[Rune]

Konan: Bar maid
Nagato: Runs a dog shelter and orphanage
Hidan: Serial killer
Kakuzu: Ghost buster
Itachi: Diplomat
Deidara: Male stripper/ beach bum
Sasori: Runs a theme park
Zetsu: Green Peace leader
Kisame: Pro Surfer
Oro: Make-up artist/Member of band Kiss

 

[Wakizashi]

i would think that itachi would be a lawyer

 

[TrollingSage]

Itachi- Secret Agent
Tobi- Politician
Nagato- Preacher
Hidan- Satanist/Occultist
Zetsu- Botanist
Kakuzu- Hitman/Bounty hunter
Sasori- Puppeteer
Deidara- Suicide bomber
Konan-Origami artist
Kisame- Marine biologist/ Diver
Orochimaru- Evil scientist
Sasuke- Emo bitch

 

[Kianto]

Itachi- Real life agent 007 James Bond
Kisame- Pro Wrestler
Deidara- Leader of Al quaida
Sasori: Puppeter or doll seller
Zetsu: International Spy
Konan: Top Model Europe or US
Kakuzu: Jigsaw from Saw movies
Hidan: Joker from batman (Criminal), just make up missing (never dies, looks funny and evil).
Nagato: High Bishop / the pope of Rome.
Tobi: Leader of Jackass series
Madara/Tobi: Russian President or Korean President

 

[Paintachi]

Deidara=Suicide bomber
Pain= General
Kisame= selling fishes
itachi= Special elite force in Army

 

[Pizcobaby]

I think Itachi would be like the current day Christ Angles just not a lying ass hole douche.

 

[Shunsin no Shisui]

Deidara being recruited by binladen

 

[MadaraHashirama]

Kisame protesting against the killing of fishes.
Tobi selling toys in a toyshop :3 so cute
Sasori playing puppets for kids :^)
Konan flower shop
Itachi with a black suite just being boss
Hidan jail
Deidara exploding mines
Zetsu zoo

 

[Sasuke uchiha 185]

Itachi assasin
pain own a anti gravity chamber
konan reminder notes
hidan killer
kakuzu asking money on the street
oro snake tamer
sasori the next iron man (if he uses metal or puppet boy)
deidara hitman (he gonna blow the target up)
tobi a good dog
zetsu flycapturer
sasuke the singer