Akatsuki Dates: Itachi gets married.

[ANNEDAX]

*Itachi and some girl (S. G.) is at a Japanese cafe*
S. G: Hi Itachi! *blushes*
Itachi: Hey *unenthusiastically*
S. G: *sqeals*
Itachi: *scooches away* whats wrong?
S. G: I just cant belive i'm on a date with UCHIHA ITACHI! *screams*
Itachi: Owwwwkay. *freaked out*
S. G: I am soooo lucky! *argh!*
*Itachi really doesnt want be here right now*
S. G: So tell me. How does it feel.
Itachi: Feel to be what?
S. G: How does it feel to be sooo AWESOME! *screams a fangirl sream*
Itachi: I dont know.
S. G: Even the way you say "I dont know" is soooo hot!
Itachi: *exhales and rubbs his head*
S. G: I heard you killed your whole clan. Is it true?
Itachi: Ye-
S. G: *interrupts him* you are such a bad boy! So fierce and hot!
*puts her into a Genjutsu*
*Itachi suddenly proposes, they get married, have little Sharingen children, get old and are about to die*
S. G: *snapps out of the Genjutsu and Itachi is no where to be found* Itachi! What happened?
Itachi: *far away from the freak* i am never doing this again

 

[Megamkfan]

Lol +rep

 

[Dr Strangelove]

Good read. +rep

 

[Infinite Mizu]

lolz +rep

 

[Out Of Ctrl]

LOL nice +rep

 

[ANNEDAX]

Good read. +rep

Thanks

 

[Reborn]

I would've smacked that Ho for interrupting me if I were Itachi lol

Amazing +rep

Spoiler

Gave you a double rep Shhhh don't tell anybody

 

[Hunsdale]

i would've smacked that ho for interrupting me if i were itachi lol

amazing +rep

Spoiler

gave you a double rep shhhh don't tell anybody

hey if u were itachi u might even get the chace cuz gurls actually talk to him