Akatsuki Around The World In 5 Episodes : Episode 5 !
In Siberia
Konan : Brrrr.... What Kind Of Idiot Selected Siberia To Go To On Our Last Episode ?! I mean we coulda went to million places in asia .... why the heck the coldest place on asia ?!
*Tobi Points At Pein* : Tobi Is A Good Boy !
Pein : You Know What Happens To People When They Tell On Others ?
Tobi : No ?
Pein : They Get Killed !
*Explosion where tobi was*
Deidara : Oh Yeah.....
Pein : Hey ! I Wanted To Do That !
Deidara : I Wanted To Do It More Than You ! Imagine Being A 2 Man Squad With That Little Idiot !
Pein : I Still Wanted To Kill Him
*Tobi On The Ground * : Urrrrggghhh... Guys Im Still Alive *Gets Stomped By Deidara*
Deidara : Shut Up Tobi ! Im Telling Pein How Much I Wanted To Kill You !
*Konan Hits Pein In The Back* : Thats For Selecting Siberia !
Kakuzu : Why The Heck Did You Wanna Go Here Anyway ?
Sasori : Yeah ?! There's Nothing But Snow....Some more snow... Oooh ! Look At That ! A Tree With No Leaves !!!! Omg !!!! SNOW !!!!
Zetsu : Sasori is So easily ammused
*Sasori Looks With Red Eyes At Zetsu*
Zetsu : And He Knows How To Redirect All His Blood Into His Eyes Making Them Red ! I Didn't Know Anyone Stupid Enough To Try That Until Now !
Itachi : And Why Is That ?
Zetsu : People Pass Out
*Sasori Passes Out*
Zetsu : See ? Told Ya *smirks*
Zetsu #2 : Lets Eat Him While He's Out !
Zetsu : now now... remember what pein said ? no eating passed out comrades...
Kisame : I Kinda Like It Here..... Since I'm A Shark I Don't Feel the Cold... Kickass !
Hidan : *all shaking insanely* Thhhthththatttts whhhhat iiiiii ggggget ffffoooor not wwweaaarrring mmmmy shshshshshirttttt.
Konan : Thats It ! Im Leaving !
Pein : Fine ! We Don't Need You Anyway !
*1 hour later*
Zetsu : Hey, Pein ?
Pein : Yeah ?
Zetsu : Didn't Konan Have All The Cash And Our Plane Tickets To Home ?
Pein : .............. CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !
*pein runs in the direction konan went* : Konan ! Wait ! Konan ! You Have Our Tickets !
*all start chasing pein* : *chorus* COME BACK !
*all catched up to konan*
Konan : Lol ! i woulda left you guys here and you coulda blamed pein... curse me being slo*gets a snowball in the face*
*Kisame Points At Itachi* He Made Me Do It
*Itachi Slaps Kisame* : Do Not Lie To The Lady *gets a snowball in the face*
Konan : Do Not Call Me Lady ! Im Young Enough
*Pein Mumbling* : Grumpy Enough To Be An Old Woman *Gets a serious punch* : owwww.....
Konan : ******bag.
Pein : Old Witch *gets stomped in the face*
Zetsu : We Better Go Home Before We Lose Our Leader's Face....
Hidan : Yyyyyyeaaaahhhhh....
*In The Airport*
Pilot : greetings villains from naruto ! i am Ali and i will be your pilot ! *head explodes*
Konan : Deidara !
Deidara : What ?! I Didn't Like Him !
Tobi : *sob* Poor Ali... I Loved Him As A Brother !!!! T_T
Deidara : Tobi You Barely Knew Him...
Tobi : Yeah *sob* I just Like Dramatising... Poor Ali's Kids !!!!
Zetsu : He Ran Away From His Family In India A Few Years Ago....
Tobi : How Do you know that ?
Zetsu : Its Written In His Passport... Well I Am Kinda Hungry
*all turn around*
Konan : So What Do We Do About Our Pilot
Itachi : I Can Drive Anything On Wheels
Konan : Plains Fly Not Go By Ground Like Buses.... Driving Won't Help...
Itachi : Exactly...
Kakuzu : Lucky For You Guys I Know How To Fly Plains
Pein : Thank God.... You Saved Us... I Mean I Like It Here But Konan Keeps Whining About It So You Saved Us... More Like Me....
*pein gets slapped*
Konan : Anyway Lets Go
THE END
