Here i was sleeping in the middle of a plain grassy field in a peaceful tranquil area. I was dreaming of dreaming. Everything was confusing and there were many displacements in the dream. Attention being shifted from the central object to a useless object, like a multi-colour dot on the bottom left of the computer desk. The child at the back of the half painted room was crying because there were bees besides him which he was frightened of. However, the bees weren't trying to scare him, they were actually defending him from the swarm of eagles raining down the triangular hole in the ceiling. Bits of shredded paper on the ground behind the two faced half sliced television were coming together, forming the basic foundations of a snake. As the pieces of papers interlocked with each other, millions of skin tissues formed over the already made layers of cells. Just as i was about to put on my condom, there was an short pause, and BANG! everything disappeared. Faded into nothing. Absolutely nothing. As if it was wrapped away by Kakashi's Mangekyou Sharingan. This was something really unusual as my dreams of dreams weren't usually disturbed. This disappearance symbolized that in the real world, i've been woken. With a sudden pulse, I was up and awake, yelling at the guy whilst my left hand aided the left side of my head.
Yamato: What in the actual bloody f*ck are you doing! Can't you see I'm sleeping? What kind of a sick bastard are you?!?
As all this happened and my anger increased and my i could hear my heart pounding in my ears. All because i was about to have my first wet dream, and before the wetness was about to start, this guy came along and happily -without any hesitation- decided to whack my across the left side of my head!
Yamato: Right! before i kick the shit out of you and bust your balls, do you mind telling me why you freely whacked me across the left side of my face?
As i asked this question, my heart beat lowered and my vision came together and everything wasn't a blur anymore. Unfortunately, i the left side of my head lost it's feeling and thus became numb.
