SIR HERDERP PRESIDERP SDO
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Walking in the beach, a light suddenly flashed, and at once I was in the derp spirit, and there before me was a derp throne with someone sitting on it. And the derp who sat there had the appearance of jasper and ruby. A rainbow that shone like an emerald encircled the throne. Surrounding the throne were twenty-four other thrones, and seated on them were twenty-four elderps. They were dressed in white and had heads of derps. From the derp throne came flashes of lightning, rumblings and peals of thunder. In front of the throne, seven lamps were blazing. These are the seven spirits of Derp. Also in front of the throne there was what looked like a sea of glass, clear as crystal.
In the center, around the throne, were four living derps, and they were covered with eyes, in front and in back. The first living derp was derpy, the second was also derpy, the third had a very derpy face, the fourth was truly a derp. Each of the four living derps had six wings and was covered with eyes all around, even under its wings. They have no rest day or night singing "Derpy,Derpy,Derpy is the Lord Derp Alderpy!"
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