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Share embaressing stories for laughs or leave positive/funny comments. Ill start off but warning this will be awkward yet hilarious to read. Continuing from where i left off in middle school i got wicked morning wood and my 1st prd teacher was super hot. I was pretending to sleep after i came back from the bathroom because if i looked at her again i would lose it. She woke me up and yold me to work but my pencil was broken and the pencil sharpener was in the BACK of the class while i was in the front. I stood up and tried to tuck my wood to the side while tucking in my shirt but it failed! My junk flopped to the front and got stuck behind my zipper again! So i had to walk to theback of the class like a silverback gremlin a cute girl was sitting right next to the pencil sharpener so i couldnt stop squating in this awkward position or she would see it and unfortunately she did anyway but didnt say anything. After i got back to my seat i quickly did my work and pretended to sleep again so i could focus on suppressing my wood.