A vs Itachi (A OWNS)

[Rayder]

(Rap Battle)

ITACHI UCHIHA VS RAIKAGE A

Begin!

Itachi:
You moany little bitch
Keep your temper in check
This battle will be over
in less than a sec.
I will play with your mind
You will see the wrong things
I am the puppet master
That is pulling all the strings.
I am more important to the plot
than you, even though I'm dead.
The only thing that is thicker than my wood
is your giant head.

A:
Check out my strength and physique
and then look at your squirmy frame.
I'm the strongest in the world
and you Uchiha's are fucking lame.
Biatch, I move at the speed of light.
Don't wink or your miss this whole fight.
I could snap your back with my unrivaled might.
The only thing thats getting worse is your bloody eye-sight.

Itachi
My little brother was taking
the mick out of you
I'm his big bro
so guess how much damage I could do.
I use my black flames
to make you even darker
Bitch, my colour marker
is even way smarter than you.
How you meant to beat me
when you can't even break my Susanoo ?

A
I'm the fastest in the land
I don't need to cool down
I could run around the world twice
before you have even turned around.
You may be better mentally
but I destroy you physically
so fundamentally
I'm better than you'll ever be.
I break your back
I'll snap your neck
I'll ground your head
You will look like a wreck
When I'm done you
even your momma won't recognize you
You'll be on the floor
like some burnt up stew.
I'm the fastest in the world.
And if you really like red, bud.
Go and be gay with your bro
and cry some blood.

WHO WON ?!!?
WHO'S NEXT ??!!?
YOU DECIDE.

 

[Awkward Linguist]

Itachi > A. Deal with it.

 

[Waltz]

No need for Rap.

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[Rayder]

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Itachi > A. Deal with it.

LOL. Did you two close your eyes while looking at the thread ?
The whole thread is about a rap battle. :sy:

 

[Vandenre1ch]

I once said A and Onoki>Itachi and Sasuke and people went crazy. Madara with EMS, Rinnegan, and decades of experience to sharpen his vision was BARELY able to block A's punch. Itachi is getting hit.

 

[Awkward Linguist]

LOL. Did you two close your eyes while looking at the thread ?
The whole thread is about a rap battle. :sy:

Are you telling me you are a fish? didn't you write "WHO WON ?!!?"?

 

[Naruto hinata]

lol..... how funny some of NB members are

 

[Reaper]

Epic Rap Battles Of History

Once again by logics logic A takes this couse of his blackness !_!

 

[Waltz]

I once said A and Onoki>Itachi and Sasuke and people went crazy. Madara with EMS, Rinnegan, and decades of experience to sharpen his vision was BARELY able to block A's punch. Itachi is getting hit.

Where do people get these crazy ideas. Madara blocked a punch that could break susano'o and yet you say barely.

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[Rayder]

Are you telling me you are a fish? didn't you write "WHO WON ?!!?"?

In my rap battle not in a fight.

 

[Shiina..]

Rep for the effort! I really like it! =DD :hug:

 

[MrSimple]

You didn't put in the title rap battle so I can't blame the people. I almost fall for it also so...

 

[GenKiDama]

Those guys need to do an ezio v altair one, btw good rap

 

[Rayder]

You didn't put in the title rap battle so I can't blame the people. I almost felt also so...

Right under the title it says "Rap battle"
Sorry for assuming that people would actually read the thread.

 

[Punk Hazard]

The fact that people are discussing....

Itching won.

 

[Waltz]

LOL. Did you two close your eyes while looking at the thread ?
The whole thread is about a rap battle. :sy:

xd Misleading title >_O

Good rap though!

 

[Awkward Linguist]

In my rap battle not in a fight.

Itachi won.

 

[Dantee]

They call you the fastest man alive
Against my genjutsu you have no chance to surive.
You think your fast?Your girl call you fast too :rofl:
That's why Uchiha Swag daddy had to **** her down for you.
You're all brawn with no brain
If you think you can compete against me you must be insane.
Your dumbass will probably look me in the eyes with our first clash
Then I'll be back to banging yo girl, smacking that ass.

 

[Punk Hazard]

You didn't put in the title rap battle so I can't blame the people. I almost fall for it also so...

Yes you can. There's the raps right there. You have to be slow not to realize it's a rap battle.

 

[Rayder]

Rep for the effort! I really like it! =DD :hug:

Thanks. Your the first one to rep me. :hug: