A Time to be honest: Why I hate Sasuke (Memoirs of a previous Sasuke fan)

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When I first saw Sasuke I was only mere child. An impressionable child. Naturally I would drift towards Sasuke since he was silent and cool and I myself was silent and cool and all the girls loved me. (In Elementary days the peak of my popularity, I was a mack daddy. but that's another story)

So Naturally I felt a bond with him. A strong bond, I wanted to be like him, walk like him, talk like him.

At one point I even tried to style my hair like him. It didn't work though because black people hair is really hard to shape. But everything else I nailed it.

I studied this video.
[video=youtube;ynHsJqH_ul0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynHsJqH_ul0[/video]

I had every Sasuke, I even ailenated myself from the girls by calling them stupid and not talking to them. I probably would have choked a few if I was still a fanboy like I was back then.

Anyways. I was at the peak of my fanboy for Sasuke. The edginess and complexity of his character was unlike any character i've ever read in any form of fiction and non-fiction. Emo was pretty big back then too so I made sure to be as edgy as possible.

Sasuke could do no wrong. That is, until that ****ing chapter came. Oh god, that ****ing chapter. I wish I never read it.

Chapter 173.


This was the chapter that became the downfall of my Sasuke Fanboying.

It started like any other day.

I woke up, ninja ran to the bathroom to brush my teeth.
Took a brooding shower
Greeted my parents with an aloof "hm" (Now that I think about it they probably thought I was slow)
Ninja ran to the computer room screaming "Chidori"
Then I went on my favorite website to read some Naruto with a plate of my favorite snack. Apples .

I read chapter 173 like any other Sasuke fan. I skipped through everything that had nothing to do with Sasuke. I was enjoying the brooding and edginess he was exuding. The complexity of the brooding was too much for my feeble mind. I was taken a-back at the intricate details he took in Sasuke's character. It gave me a slight chub but that chub would soon droop down to it's lowest point.

Sakura was peeling an apple for Sasuke to eat. Apples are my favorite snack. But in a fit of anger he smacked the apples to the ground!

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I yelled "WHY!, AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTORS AWAY!, YOU'RE ALREADY IN THE HOSPTAL WHY DO YOU DO THIS SASUKE!"

My hope crumbled. But I assumed he'd say sorry and eat the apples off the ground. HE DIDIN'T!! HE LEFT THEM ON THE FLOOR!

I was enraged. I ripped my Sasuke posters off the wall. Threw away all my Sasuke action figures and vowed to never use Chidori again..




After that he ended up going to Orochimaru that nasty snake man and I just coudlnt deal with it anymore.

I feel into a deep depression for the following years.

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by the time I recovered. Naruto became a ray of light. He wanted Sasuke back and I did too. The old Sasuke. Not the one that slapped apples to the ground. The cool one.

I was fine with him murdering people choking girls and trying to kill children because Sasuke is a complex character who is unpredictable and I too understand this I am complex as well.

Finally he came around at chapter 699 and 700 but it was far too late. I moved on to having faves like Hinata and of course:







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BLAZE

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Becoz u are a Hyuga and Naruto Fapboy :|
 

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This thread is weird af...

OT: I liked Sasuke more as a kid but then I thought of him as a jerk as I got older.
 

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He is fictional character, there's no point of hating him.
 

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Wait did u made a thread becoz sasuke threw away apples :|
 

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Becoz u are a Hyuga and Naruto Fapboy :|

I was a Sasuke fapboy before.


Wait did u made a thread becoz sasuke threw away apples :|

SHUT UP! You don't understand. I loved apples as a child. I used to wish I was born on an apple farm where I sat in the warm sun and ate apples all day. Sasuke ruined that dream.
 

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Please that he that's you cosplaying him ... Lol

P.s: Come on, folks, it's a light-hearted thread. Why are y'all getting so sensitive?
 
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ok

cool story:bdpf:
 

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Cool Story...! I really liked reading it...! :) =)
 

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Cool story bro but Hidan > Those fodders.
 

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[video=youtube;jRKz82v5JQY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0[/video]
 

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Hebi Sasuke is the best.
 
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