A Real Zombie Epidemic

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A new virus is bringing the recently deceased back to life. How will you fare? Discuss your survival chances and opportunities based on:

Terrain What is the general landscape like around you? Is it mountainous, marshy, sandy, dry, wet, cold, frozen tundra, etc. In deserts, zombies would decay slower, whilst in marshes they will decay quite quickly. Cold and frozen locations may preserve the undead longer it may just freeze them in their tracks. If you live in an urban sprawl, you have more man made barricades to put between yourself and those trying to eat you, while at the same time there will be more of those trying to eat you. If you live near a river, or other bodies of water, a boat may be your best chance to get away. Zombies lack eye hand coordination, in mountainous terrains, you may just find yourself miles above a zombie's reach.

Population How dense is the population? Ten people per square kilometer? A hundred? A thousand? The denser the population, the more zombies you will encounter. However, in the same respect, the more survivors you will encounter as well. With more survivors, there will be more people whom will draw the zombie's attention from yourself. With other survivors you can work together, or they might just stab you in the back and take your possessions.

Equipment What will you have at your disposal? Are firearms readily available in your country or region? Even if they are, bullets wont last forever. However, a well made shovel just might. What about transportation? A cute little hybrid might get you further with less gas, but will be more prone to mechanical failure. Fortunately, a good old fashioned gas guzzling truck with a brush guard mounted directly to the frame will be capable of plowing through fields of the walking dead whilst requiring little maintenance. Communication can be just as vital to your survival. Handsets that operate on disposable batteries may prove invaluable to a small group traversing the wastelands of your metropolis.

Nourishment Face it, without food and water you will die. Zombies might be able to go years without a single bite to eat and continue moaning that call of insatiable hunger, unfortunately you cannot. You'll need clean water, because dirty water will give you dysentery which will end up killing you faster than dehydration. Or, you will need a means of purifying water. Whether it be iodine tablets or even trace amounts of bleach. Running nonstop from the decadent teeth of the groaning cadavers will require a hefty caloric intake. While it's true humans can go weeks without food and still walk for miles, a healthy diet will make those miles far less miserable. So, what do you have at your disposal? How easy is it to acquire those edible essentials, those delectable dishes, those savory steaks? How hard will it be to find a clean well to quench your parched lips with some potable water?

Entertainment Possibly a very often overlooked portion of survival. Why would you even think about entertainment after you've been running from man eating ... men? It's been days since you last rested, why bother? Because the human mind is incredibly fickle. Festering on thoughts of clamping teeth tearing flesh filets from your old pal Billy might demotivate you to the point where you lose the will to live. However, abstract as this idea may seem, keeping your mind on something entirely different may be quite quintessential to your survival. You will undoubtedly have to entertain your mind, whether it be from a small game with yourself, or talking with other survivors, to outright watching ... "videos." How will you cope with the atrocities that have devastated your old lifestyle. No more reality television to waste countless waking hours.

After thoroughly covering these sections, I'd like for you to rate your chances for survival on a scale of one to ten. One being "I'm zombie bait" to ten being "Look ma! I'm juggling zombie skulls while balancing on one leg." Be sure to rate each section as well, also from a one to ten. Remember, while you want to be the biggest baddest kid on Naruto Base, most of us will die. It'd be nice to know who I will find to be an easy snack, and who I should avoid.
 

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Living in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains. :cool:

Plenty of big trucks, guns, and other such zombie-survivial necessities.
 

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Terrain:

Mountainous, Valley depending where I feel like going.
Population:
There's a gripload of University students and Old People.

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Nourishment
Have Water, Organic Vegetables and plenty of meat.
Also have non-prescriptive pills for vitality.

Entertainment
Embedded into my contacts(eyes) are a direct connection to Youtube.
Also have My MP3 Playlist that includes nothing created after 2008.


Rate of Survival: 6.783 - "Ma I killed most of the Zombies on this block, but I'm too lazy to leave it"
 

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Terrain: A cave deep under the Mariana trench.

Population: Me and a porn star.

Equipment:

An iron bat with titanium spikes all over it except the handle.

A M249 Saw with 50. explosive rounds (Shitload of ammo as well)

Motherfucking sledge hammer.

A pool filled with hydrofluoric acid and a bucket along with that.

Nourishment:A life supply of beef jerky, a life supply of sprite.


Entertainment: I have a porn star and guns, what else do I need.

But I would go with a water bed.


8.32 "Ma! MA?.Oh that's right I fed her to the zombies"
 
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Terrain What is the general landscape like around you? Is it mountainous, marshy, sandy, dry, wet, cold, frozen tundra, etc. In deserts, zombies would decay slower, whilst in marshes they will decay quite quickly. Cold and frozen locations may preserve the undead longer it may just freeze them in their tracks. If you live in an urban sprawl, you have more man made barricades to put between yourself and those trying to eat you, while at the same time there will be more of those trying to eat you. If you live near a river, or other bodies of water, a boat may be your best chance to get away. Zombies lack eye hand coordination, in mountainous terrains, you may just find yourself miles above a zombie's reach.
Basically, No one lives in Libya, It's almost deserted as the total population is 6 millions when the size of the country is bigger than Spain, Germany, England, France combined... So, Having too many zombies won't be a problem. It will also be very difficult for zombies to travel in the desert or through the mountains, and because I'm a lucky bastard, my hometown happens to be in the mountains ;D
Population How dense is the population? Ten people per square kilometer? A hundred? A thousand? The denser the population, the more zombies you will encounter. However, in the same respect, the more survivors you will encounter as well. With more survivors, there will be more people whom will draw the zombie's attention from yourself. With other survivors you can work together, or they might just stab you in the back and take your possessions.
As I said before, Libya is really poorly populated due to obvious reasons, the population density is 3.61 people per sq. km, but it's about 50 per sq. km if you only count the coastline, which is still very low.
Equipment What will you have at your disposal? Are firearms readily available in your country or region? Even if they are, bullets wont last forever. However, a well made shovel just might. What about transportation? A cute little hybrid might get you further with less gas, but will be more prone to mechanical failure. Fortunately, a good old fashioned gas guzzling truck with a brush guard mounted directly to the frame will be capable of plowing through fields of the walking dead whilst requiring little maintenance. Communication can be just as vital to your survival. Handsets that operate on disposable batteries may prove invaluable to a small group traversing the wastelands of your metropolis.
I'm pretty sure that as for now, every house in Libya has at least one firearm and most have multiple fire arms, and we have so many bullets that you can find them lying on the ground as if they were litters. And we also have shit loads of gas since we produce 2 million barrels of oil a day I don't think it will be a problem, and even if automobiles fail us, we always have our Camels! ;D
Nourishment Face it, without food and water you will die. Zombies might be able to go years without a single bite to eat and continue moaning that call of insatiable hunger, unfortunately you cannot. You'll need clean water, because dirty water will give you dysentery which will end up killing you faster than dehydration. Or, you will need a means of purifying water. Whether it be iodine tablets or even trace amounts of bleach. Running nonstop from the decadent teeth of the groaning cadavers will require a hefty caloric intake. While it's true humans can go weeks without food and still walk for miles, a healthy diet will make those miles far less miserable. So, what do you have at your disposal? How easy is it to acquire those edible essentials, those delectable dishes, those savory steaks? How hard will it be to find a clean well to quench your parched lips with some potable water?
Well.... We can always eat the camels and drink the water from their humps xD
Entertainment Possibly a very often overlooked portion of survival. Why would you even think about entertainment after you've been running from man eating ... men? It's been days since you last rested, why bother? Because the human mind is incredibly fickle. Festering on thoughts of clamping teeth tearing flesh filets from your old pal Billy might demotivate you to the point where you lose the will to live. However, abstract as this idea may seem, keeping your mind on something entirely different may be quite quintessential to your survival. You will undoubtedly have to entertain your mind, whether it be from a small game with yourself, or talking with other survivors, to outright watching ... "videos." How will you cope with the atrocities that have devastated your old lifestyle. No more reality television to waste countless waking hours.
You have a camel! what other entertainment do you need? Especially If you have a female camel o-o
After thoroughly covering these sections, I'd like for you to rate your chances for survival on a scale of one to ten. One being "I'm zombie bait" to ten being "Look ma! I'm juggling zombie skulls while balancing on one leg." Be sure to rate each section as well, also from a one to ten. Remember, while you want to be the biggest baddest kid on Naruto Base, most of us will die. It'd be nice to know who I will find to be an easy snack, and who I should avoid.
So there you have it, I'll go to my grandparent's house in the mountains and gather all the weapons and ammo I could get, ready some camels in case I need to make a run for it, or feel lonely, or hungry, and everything should turn out alright! or I die from from thirst after using all my camel humps... :/
 

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Terrain : Some remote place. Some sort of village will do.

Population : Just me and some bitches.

Equipment : A machete or ten. Idk, some guns and shit. I'd rather run around slashing until death greets me.

Nourishment : Did I forget to mention that there are a couple of women with me. I hear they are magicians in the kitchen. They'll fix something up out of thin air.

Entertainment : Music and my magicians are enough.

I'd be dead in a matter of months. Surviving is effort and I don't feel like over exerting myself.
 
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I'll stay in Finland, wait for winter, too damn cold for zombies, watch ice hockey, chill with polar bears and penguins, watch ice hockey. Oh did I mention ice hockey?
 

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If you guys really like this, you should try watching walking dead, it about walking zombie's literally and no place is safe, cause they keep on walking and will eventually find you (not enough bullets to kill them all too:p)
 

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I'll stay in Finland, wait for winter, too damn cold for zombies, watch ice hockey, chill with polar bears and penguins, watch ice hockey. Oh did I mention ice hockey?
If you guys really like this, you should try watching walking dead, it about walking zombie's literally and no place is safe, cause they keep on walking and will eventually find you (not enough bullets to kill them all too:p)
lol I live in NZ, zombies cant get over the sea if we cut ourselves off :D
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Population

one of the biggest cities in the U.S so make your guess :silly: though the area where i live is slightly far from bunch of populated areas.

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Kitchen Knife ~
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Gunstore Near my place so that would be the first place i would ever go ~

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Molotov Cocktail for when surrounded ~

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Nourishment

Seven Eleven, CVS Pharmacy, for medicines and food ~

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Entertainment

Music ~

and a girl to repopulate :silly:
 

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Terrain: Caves inside the Rocky mountains which are connected to each other as a maze.
Population: Me and a guy(so I can repopulate when it's over) as well as 20 other people so I can use them as zombie bait.
Equipment: A set of katanas, a knife, grenades, a tank, AK-47, a whip, a chain, a rifle, a few atomic bombs, a helicopter, a flamethrower, a lighter, several condoms, and a spork.
Nourishment: Beef jerky, fruits, a freakin river, beer, and wild animals.
Entertainment: A solar power laptop and several videogames, a book, and the male I'm going to use for ***.

Surival rate for me: 8.65 unless zombies are great rock climbers o_O
 
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