Thane
Anbu Operative 🎭
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- Apr 13, 2012
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*MEANWHILE! In the Akatsuki Hideout!*
Hidan: You've got to be f*cking kidding me Kakuzu! You actually sold your mother for 10 bucks? Damn that's low even by my standards.
Kakuzu: Actually, make that five dollars, the buyer didn't know how old she was and I refused to answer.
Hidan: Wait...how old are you anyway?
Kakuzu: 91.
Hidan: What the F*CK! Your mom must be dead I mean...oh...OH...
Kakuzu: Yeah...
*Enter Sasori and Deidara*
Deidara: UN-Believeable, UN!
Sasori: Will you let it go already?
Hidan: What have you f*ggots been up to?
Deidara: My man here decided it'd be a better idea to ruin a five-year-old's birthday party because he played with puppets "incorrectly instead of catching the RUNNING FIVE-TAILS!
Sasori: The kid asked for it. He laughed at me. God I hate laughing children.
Kakuzu: Do you know the name of the child? It might be a relative of mine, Junior...I could always sell him for a huge profit. Child labor is hard to come across these days.
Hidan: Oh my Jashin!
*Enter Konan and Pain*
Konan: Ugh, tell me about it. I spent my entire day hiding in the bushes outside a daycare and ruined every paper airplane from a distance with my jutsu.
Hidan: Do I even dare ask what you've been up to? *Pokes Pain*
Pain: Oh I just ensured the children at the daycare grew up...
Hidan: Huh...well that sounds...
Pain: BY MAKING THEM FEEL PAIN!
Kakuzu: Oh, maybe you could help Junior then?
Hidan: And they called me crazy...
*Enter Zetsu, Tobi and Itachi*
Itachi: *Burp*
Tobi: Oh wow Itachi-Senpai! It sounds like your belly is protesting! Good! I've always thought you were nothing but skin and bone...and weird face-lines.
Itachi: Yes well...let's just say the chef found a big fish to make sushi of.
Konan: So, Zetsu, Tobi...what have you been up to?
Zetsu: I made sure the land of Waves wouldn't get any christmas trees this year.
Pain: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Zetsu: Stole their nutrition.
*Meanwhile, far away*
Inari: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*And back to the Hideout*
Pain: SCORE!
Itachi: Oh by the way...Tobi is Obito.
Tobi: What are you talking about?! Itachi-Senp...
Itachi: Well I've copied your Facebook passwords...All of you. Kakashi has sent you a friend request.
Obito: I...
Itachi: You've also mysteriously changed your gender preference to males. Have fun with that.
*Laughter while Tobito runs to the computer*
Itachi: By the way that goes for you too. Except Konan.
Konan: Oh thank Go...
Itachi: I've just uploaded your teen pics.
Konan: You WHAT?!
Pain: Outofmywayguyscomputersmineimtheleader!
Sasori: I miss my real stick...
*True Story*
*The End*
Hidan: You've got to be f*cking kidding me Kakuzu! You actually sold your mother for 10 bucks? Damn that's low even by my standards.
Kakuzu: Actually, make that five dollars, the buyer didn't know how old she was and I refused to answer.
Hidan: Wait...how old are you anyway?
Kakuzu: 91.
Hidan: What the F*CK! Your mom must be dead I mean...oh...OH...
Kakuzu: Yeah...
*Enter Sasori and Deidara*
Deidara: UN-Believeable, UN!
Sasori: Will you let it go already?
Hidan: What have you f*ggots been up to?
Deidara: My man here decided it'd be a better idea to ruin a five-year-old's birthday party because he played with puppets "incorrectly instead of catching the RUNNING FIVE-TAILS!
Sasori: The kid asked for it. He laughed at me. God I hate laughing children.
Kakuzu: Do you know the name of the child? It might be a relative of mine, Junior...I could always sell him for a huge profit. Child labor is hard to come across these days.
Hidan: Oh my Jashin!
*Enter Konan and Pain*
Konan: Ugh, tell me about it. I spent my entire day hiding in the bushes outside a daycare and ruined every paper airplane from a distance with my jutsu.
Hidan: Do I even dare ask what you've been up to? *Pokes Pain*
Pain: Oh I just ensured the children at the daycare grew up...
Hidan: Huh...well that sounds...
Pain: BY MAKING THEM FEEL PAIN!
Kakuzu: Oh, maybe you could help Junior then?
Hidan: And they called me crazy...
*Enter Zetsu, Tobi and Itachi*
Itachi: *Burp*
Tobi: Oh wow Itachi-Senpai! It sounds like your belly is protesting! Good! I've always thought you were nothing but skin and bone...and weird face-lines.
Itachi: Yes well...let's just say the chef found a big fish to make sushi of.
Konan: So, Zetsu, Tobi...what have you been up to?
Zetsu: I made sure the land of Waves wouldn't get any christmas trees this year.
Pain: HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
Zetsu: Stole their nutrition.
*Meanwhile, far away*
Inari: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
*And back to the Hideout*
Pain: SCORE!
Itachi: Oh by the way...Tobi is Obito.
Tobi: What are you talking about?! Itachi-Senp...
Itachi: Well I've copied your Facebook passwords...All of you. Kakashi has sent you a friend request.
Obito: I...
Itachi: You've also mysteriously changed your gender preference to males. Have fun with that.
*Laughter while Tobito runs to the computer*
Itachi: By the way that goes for you too. Except Konan.
Konan: Oh thank Go...
Itachi: I've just uploaded your teen pics.
Konan: You WHAT?!
Pain: Outofmywayguyscomputersmineimtheleader!
Sasori: I miss my real stick...
*True Story*
*The End*
