a itachi joke

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if itachi looked in a mirror and said tsukuyomi. would it work on him, because this what he wanted to test out

itachi walks into the bathroom, he looks into the mirror and stares deeply at himself. he then activates mangekyou sharingan. at first nothing seems to happens and he sighs with relief until he turns around to see the people he has killed and his eyes get wide. "damn you kishi i am not mother*****en medusa" he said as they begin to stab him.

later that day people come in the bathroom to see itachi's eyes still stareing into the bathroom locking him into a enternal loop of hell.

curiosty kill the cat(get it uchiha sort of like cats)
 

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First one was aight, second didn't make sense, third, you are stretching it..
 

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sakura, tsunade and hinata go to a lake.

they jump and lay back and sakura sinks while hinata and tsunade float.

why is this lol
 

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Please I want to hear more dont listen to the haters :D
 
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constructive critiscm? ur jokes are shit, what you could improve in them is everything :]
 

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sakura, tsunade and hinata go to a lake.

they jump and lay back and sakura sinks while hinata and tsunade float.

why is this lol

ROFL!

This is perhaps the worst joke I've ever heard(read).In the remote possibility that in some freakish twist of chance this qualifies as a joke.

Oh,and thread maker don't be down.Just make a better joke next time( though some people are against a next time).
 

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sakura, tsunade and hinata go to a lake.

they jump and lay back and sakura sinks while hinata and tsunade float.

why is this lol

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Supersized boobies float whereas Underdeveloped ones sink :D
 
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