a interview with uchiha Madara..

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imagine u r a character inside naruto NV....a famous journalist who got a permission to meet lord Madara sama and interview him ....

how would ur interview be??..what kestion would u ask UCHIHA MADARA????????..
 

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Do you play any instruments? 🤣
 

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Do you play any instruments? 🤣

Madara uchiha : i was leader of rock band thats why i grew my hair long......my fav instrument is guitar named "war fan"..
 

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Tell us a little about your s*x life.
 

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Tell us a little about your s*x life.

Uchiha Madara : "i raped tsunade, tsakura, mito, 5 kages minato,toribama,hashirama..saski nardo...and teh whole shinobi alliance..but im not gay!!.." ..
 

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I'd do a "First we feast" style interview (if you've seen some of those youtube videos).
 

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I'd do a "First we feast" style interview (if you've seen some of those youtube videos).

link me ur utub madara invertiew diveo..

also sasuke uchiha teh last is very nice dude and has nice heart...this man is a rarity in human race..
 

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link me ur utub madara invertiew diveo..

also sasuke uchiha teh last is very nice dude and has nice heart...this man is a rarity in human race..
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A man of such power and prestige must be greeted with the most utmost sophistication and respect.

Any missteps and miscalculations can result in you tarnishing his name.

If anything, being cordial should get the job done as well as avoiding any triggers and that should appease him.

I would like him to explain in detail about how he engineered Tobi so well. That's about it.
 

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A man of such power and prestige must be greeted with the most utmost sophistication and respect.

Any missteps and miscalculations can result in you tarnishing his name.

If anything, being cordial should get the job done as well as avoiding any triggers and that should appease him.

I would like him to explain in detail about how he engineered Tobi so well. That's about it.
teh morale from teh whole naruto manga is to teach readers how not to fall in reality's lies....."reall eyes realize reall lies"...

-do u really think some skilled and genius ninjas like itatchi and kisame would be fooled by a fodder ninja named bobito when he told them he was Madara???...

remember well what itachi told saski uchiwa : " Madara is very much alive (refering to tobi being madara)pipole live their lives bound by what they accept correct and true thats how they define reality..but what does it mean to be correct or true???...........and their reality might all be a mirage!!"

-that was kishimoto speaking through itachi and warning teh readers that "tobi is always meant to be Madara...even tho im gonna make u believe he is Bobito...but there comes teh days when i turn ur bobito_tobi reality into a mere illusion..and make Madara teh reall tobi"...

-kisame saw uchiha Madara face and not bobito...thats why he died protecting teh secret of madarav being tobi...kisame can't die like a fool being fooled by bobito..
 

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teh morale from teh whole naruto manga is to teach readers how not to fall in reality's lies....."reall eyes realize reall lies"...

-do u really think some skilled and genius ninjas like itatchi and kisame would be fooled by a fodder ninja named bobito when he told them he was Madara???...

remember well what itachi told saski uchiwa : " Madara is very much alive (refering to tobi being madara)pipole live their lives bound by what they accept correct and true thats how they define reality..but what does it mean to be correct or true???...........and their reality might all be a mirage!!"

-that was kishimoto speaking through itachi and warning teh readers that "tobi is always meant to be Madara...even tho im gonna make u believe he is Bobito...but there comes teh days when i turn ur bobito_tobi reality into a mere illusion..and make Madara teh reall tobi"...


-kisame saw uchiha Madara face and not bobito...thats why he died protecting teh secret of madarav being tobi...kisame can't die like a fool being fooled by bobito..

Itachi already knew the truth. Whatever he was suspicious about, he will just assess it with his almighty ever-so weakening sharingan.
In the end, they are all Madara. Madara's existence meant Obito continued to exist and without Madara, Tobi cannot exist.
Both Tobi and Obito exist via Madara. Therefore they are all Madara.

The truth is the perception of your own reality and even my perception of this is that Madara is infinite, Madara is absolute
and that's the truth.
 

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Itachi already knew the truth. Whatever he was suspicious about, he will just assess it with his almighty ever-so weakening sharingan.
In the end, they are all Madara. Madara's existence meant Obito continued to exist and without Madara, Tobi cannot exist.
Both Tobi and Obito exist via Madara. Therefore they are all Madara.

The truth is the perception of your own reality and even my perception of this is that Madara is infinite, Madara is absolute
and that's the truth.

no bro
tobi is really Madara.......go to manga chapter 601 page 12 or 13...there was human flesh inside bobito controlling him thats tobidara the second immortal Madara who has his body's secret engraved in teh uchiha stone monument...

thats madara top secret scary badass technik wich is to be existing in 2 bodies at teh same time (edo madara and tobidara)...
- madara is not dumb to just die and entrust a kid Bobito with his plans...madara sealed his other part tobidata and controlled Bobito....

-teh human flesh inside bobito is tobidara aka Madara... who indeed met itachi and kisame...

kisame saw madara's face..becuz that human flesh inside Bobito surfaced and took full controll of bobito making madara face emerge...

-teh body of madara inside bobito is madara's archaic weak vessel...tobimadara always wanted to revive his reall strong vessel (rinne/edomadara)...but kabuto ruined all his plans...

-teh goal from boruto manga is to introduce us to teh concept of vessel...so it becomes easy for us to understand when tobi gets revealed to be Madara..

- just think about it....why dont Bobito remember or say anything about his meeting with kisame and itachi and him slaughtring uchiha clan???? thats becuz he dont remember anything!!! he was fully controled by tobimadara at that time....ITACHI IS RIGHT WHEN HE SAID TOBI WAS MADARA.... he spoke it with confidence and wisdom to sasuke..

-why would Bobito get proud of himself being Madara when he fought konan....didn't he always dilsike madara??...
why would bobito sit on madara's valley of end statue when he always dikslied madara....thats becuz it was madara indeed being tobi..

-bobito was just a vessel where the second reall madara was sealed...

there were 2 Madara running around...thats why tobi laughted at kabuto when kabuto showed him 6th coffin.....

just watch anime version of that scene...kabuto shows 6th coffin to tobi...tpbi gets scared ..then suddenly tobi frozed and start laughting....kabuto was like wtf???.......that was tobidara taking full controll of bobito and speaking through him....he laughted at kabuto cuz kabuto dont know that tobi is still madara even tho kabuto has teh madara edo body..
 

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I would ask how does it feel to be only ems uchiha w/o unique powers:cool:
 

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Still with you're disgusting dickriding MadZ threads eh-uh? :coffee:
 

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1. Did you feel bad afterwards for rapping saskey in ur cave?
2. Do u use loreal shampoo?
3. why your katon jutsu so powerful compare to other uchiwa who have fodder campfire version?
4. why do you think bobito was so easy to control? was it because of his weak mind and a genes??
 

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I'd say hm: hello, good morning sir.

Welcome to our interview. Could you say hello to our camera?

Well.....

How do you feel about Tobirama's politics? Why you never killed him on sight when you were in Konoha?

Have you ever killed some diplomat?
What did you do when you were in your cave? Did you secretly went to some University?
Do you know mathematics?
 

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I'd say hm: hello, good morning sir.

Welcome to our interview. Could you say hello to our camera?

Well.....

How do you feel about Tobirama's politics? Why you never killed him on sight when you were in Konoha?

Have you ever killed some diplomat?
What did you do when you were in your cave? Did you secretly went to some University?
Do you know mathematics?
Madara answer: 3 tomoe+3 tomoe=solo ur existence...

pwefafafahohohaahahajajaja 😁:ROFLMAO::LOL::cool::eek::sakura2::hypnotobi::hypnotobi::hypnotobi::giggle::devilish:
 
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