A good night on the beach gone wrong...

[Intuitive Mode Naruto]

*** on the beach is terribly romantic -- but *** in the beach? Not so much. At least not if you're this unlucky Italian couple, who reportedly got stuck together while having *** in the empty beach at Porto San Giorgio. Reportedly, "suction" from the ocean somehow made the man unable to finish what he'd started, and the two had to crab-walk it to a local hospital. That's not awkward.

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I laughed. Complete idiots. =D

 

[lhatefanboys]

They had to CRAB WALK to a local hospital!?

That would be the worst night ever.

 

[ministerC4]

XD God, I feel sorry for them.
But hey, at least it's a good background story for becoming a porn star.