new sage of 6 paths
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I found it in a site,it made me LoL.
Sasuke sees the 4 previous Hokage and glares
Orochimaru: I present to you...
Hashirama the first
Tobirama the second
Hiruzen the Third
and Minato the Fourth
They are the Hokage and they know everything.
Sasuke:
I don't need a history lesson
Hashirama:
Orochimaru I see you have summoned us again.
Tobirama:
Though we cannot fight for you nor anyone
Hiruzen:
Sasuke Uchiha. You have changed.
Minato:
And yet things remain the same.
Orochimaru:
The cycle of hatred continues.
Suigetsu:
Can we get on with the program
Jugo gives Suigetsu a dirty look
Suigetsu:
What!?
Sasuke:
I don't have time to waste so I'll make this quick...
Sasuke:
I will destroy your precious Konoha.
Give me one good reason why I should stop.
4 hokages thinking: THOSE EYES!!!
4 hokages whisper in secret
Sasuke: ???
4 Hokages:
Sasuke Uchiha it is time.
Hashirama:
For you
Tobirama
To learn
Hiruzen
The will
Minato
Of fire
Sasuke
I already know about that nonsense...
Minato
Nonsense! Nonsense you say! The will of fire isn't nonsense!
You're nonsense! You just don't get the will of fire!
Sasuke
Look I just...
Hiruzen
Hold your tongue young whipper snapper! I didn't sacrifice
myself to listen to your back talk! Back in my day...
Orochimaru (under his breath): I beat you, pops.
Hashirama:
To understand the will of fire we must go back
in history to the time of the Sage of the Six Paths
Tobirama:
The sage of the six paths was the strongest ninja.
Even stronger than all four of us.
Minato:
Now I'm not so sure about that. I mean we're a pretty strong
bunch and if you take away the tailed beasts then the
Sage isn't really as strong. Now that isn't to say...
Hiruzen:
Where's my back pills!!???
Tobirama:
The Will of Fire surrounds us, it envelops us. It pentrates us
Hashirama:
With midichlorines!
Tobirama:
Ok that's just stupid. I thought the will of fire was supposed
to be mystical not bacteria
Hashirama
Dude it's not bacteria if you paid attention you would know
that these so called "bacteria" are in our cells and they
speak to us letting us know the will of fire!
Tobirama
That's even dumber
Hashirama
You're dumber
Minato
Hey hey let's settle down remember the will of fire
says to live in peace and harmony
Hashirama
Oh I'll show you peace and harmony!
Hiruzen
I need a new diaper
Tobirama
Sorry my brother is such an idiot but the will of fire
is best explained by the question of is the will of fire
a wave or is it a particle but amazingly enough it is both!
Hashirama
Shut yo mouth! The will of fire is like a blossom growing in
the spring
of the mountain rivers overflowing with the love of ponies
Hiruzen
That's the worst poem I ever heard!
That sounds like the kinda crap Kishimoto would make up
Minato
Or worse. The crap MACHO makes up
Hiruzen
Who the hell is MACHO! I am an old man! I don't know
about your vhs players and their rewind and fast forward and
their doo hickies!
I just want my porridge
Tobirama
Dude they got blu-ray now
Hashirama
And how would you know!? You're older than he is!!!
Tobirama
Well if you must know i use the crystal ball jutsu to see the
future
Minato
it can see the future!?
Hashirama
But that cost many lives to use
Tobirama
Yeah I didn't like the Uzumaki very much
Hashirama
My WIFE is Uzumaki
Tobirama
Must I repeat myself
Hashirama
Oh you're going down! You're are GOING DOWN
Tobirama
You and what army!?
Minato
Why can't weeee be friends why can't weee be friends!!!
Hiruzen
X box is better
Hashirama
Eat wood style!!
Tobirama
Drown you lout!!!
Hiruzen
I wet myself
Minato
Garble garble garble will you guys quit it I can't breathe!
Hiruzen
WHERE'S MY BACK PILLS!!??
Tobirama
He started it!
Hashirama
Shut up or I'll give you a noogie!!
Hiruzen
REAPER DEATH SEAL 3.0
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
All the previous Hokage are gone
Orochimaru:
...
Suigetsu:
...
Jugo:
...
Sasuke:
What the...
TUNE IN FOR NARUTO 620!! Oro sacrifices Jugo and
Suigetsu to redo the reanimation jutsu so Sasuke can listen to
4 old men rant
Suigetsu: Wait.. WHAT!?
______
Sasuke sees the 4 previous Hokage and glares
Orochimaru: I present to you...
Hashirama the first
Tobirama the second
Hiruzen the Third
and Minato the Fourth
They are the Hokage and they know everything.
Sasuke:
I don't need a history lesson
Hashirama:
Orochimaru I see you have summoned us again.
Tobirama:
Though we cannot fight for you nor anyone
Hiruzen:
Sasuke Uchiha. You have changed.
Minato:
And yet things remain the same.
Orochimaru:
The cycle of hatred continues.
Suigetsu:
Can we get on with the program
Jugo gives Suigetsu a dirty look
Suigetsu:
What!?
Sasuke:
I don't have time to waste so I'll make this quick...
Sasuke:
I will destroy your precious Konoha.
Give me one good reason why I should stop.
4 hokages thinking: THOSE EYES!!!
4 hokages whisper in secret
Sasuke: ???
4 Hokages:
Sasuke Uchiha it is time.
Hashirama:
For you
Tobirama
To learn
Hiruzen
The will
Minato
Of fire
Sasuke
I already know about that nonsense...
Minato
Nonsense! Nonsense you say! The will of fire isn't nonsense!
You're nonsense! You just don't get the will of fire!
Sasuke
Look I just...
Hiruzen
Hold your tongue young whipper snapper! I didn't sacrifice
myself to listen to your back talk! Back in my day...
Orochimaru (under his breath): I beat you, pops.
Hashirama:
To understand the will of fire we must go back
in history to the time of the Sage of the Six Paths
Tobirama:
The sage of the six paths was the strongest ninja.
Even stronger than all four of us.
Minato:
Now I'm not so sure about that. I mean we're a pretty strong
bunch and if you take away the tailed beasts then the
Sage isn't really as strong. Now that isn't to say...
Hiruzen:
Where's my back pills!!???
Tobirama:
The Will of Fire surrounds us, it envelops us. It pentrates us
Hashirama:
With midichlorines!
Tobirama:
Ok that's just stupid. I thought the will of fire was supposed
to be mystical not bacteria
Hashirama
Dude it's not bacteria if you paid attention you would know
that these so called "bacteria" are in our cells and they
speak to us letting us know the will of fire!
Tobirama
That's even dumber
Hashirama
You're dumber
Minato
Hey hey let's settle down remember the will of fire
says to live in peace and harmony
Hashirama
Oh I'll show you peace and harmony!
Hiruzen
I need a new diaper
Tobirama
Sorry my brother is such an idiot but the will of fire
is best explained by the question of is the will of fire
a wave or is it a particle but amazingly enough it is both!
Hashirama
Shut yo mouth! The will of fire is like a blossom growing in
the spring
of the mountain rivers overflowing with the love of ponies
Hiruzen
That's the worst poem I ever heard!
That sounds like the kinda crap Kishimoto would make up
Minato
Or worse. The crap MACHO makes up
Hiruzen
Who the hell is MACHO! I am an old man! I don't know
about your vhs players and their rewind and fast forward and
their doo hickies!
I just want my porridge
Tobirama
Dude they got blu-ray now
Hashirama
And how would you know!? You're older than he is!!!
Tobirama
Well if you must know i use the crystal ball jutsu to see the
future
Minato
it can see the future!?
Hashirama
But that cost many lives to use
Tobirama
Yeah I didn't like the Uzumaki very much
Hashirama
My WIFE is Uzumaki
Tobirama
Must I repeat myself
Hashirama
Oh you're going down! You're are GOING DOWN
Tobirama
You and what army!?
Minato
Why can't weeee be friends why can't weee be friends!!!
Hiruzen
X box is better
Hashirama
Eat wood style!!
Tobirama
Drown you lout!!!
Hiruzen
I wet myself
Minato
Garble garble garble will you guys quit it I can't breathe!
Hiruzen
WHERE'S MY BACK PILLS!!??
Tobirama
He started it!
Hashirama
Shut up or I'll give you a noogie!!
Hiruzen
REAPER DEATH SEAL 3.0
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
All the previous Hokage are gone
Orochimaru:
...
Suigetsu:
...
Jugo:
...
Sasuke:
What the...
TUNE IN FOR NARUTO 620!! Oro sacrifices Jugo and
Suigetsu to redo the reanimation jutsu so Sasuke can listen to
4 old men rant
Suigetsu: Wait.. WHAT!?
______
