A Bleach Cristmas

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1 word takes 10 pages in the bleach universe,
Ichigo's nose is longer than orihime's purse,
Aizen kicks santa's ass all day long,
As the slipper hat guy makes love to a turtle called pong,
All the bleach girls are sexy as hell,
As Renji is killed by a girl called mel,
Rukia sucks at fighting supremely,
A hobbit walks in called geebly,
The hobit exclaims "how the hell did I get here?",
As ichigo gains a power named seer,
All over the world people wait weeks,
for ichigo to say,
Aizen your a geek!,
Cristmas ends in the bleach universe as geebly says "god ichigo is weak!"
 
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