669 "Failed Jutsu!!!''

Which was better 1st or 2nd?

  • 1

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • 2

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • none

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Both

    Votes: 3 25.0%
  • WTF

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Total voters
    12

Sokka

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669(Failed Jutsu)

Madara:.........!!???

Gai: Evening Elephant!!!!! (Big orange energy shaped like a elephant heads to Madara)

???: STOP!!!!!!

Madara: !? Who is that???

Gai: .....? (Evening Elephant disappears)

Sokka: Its me!!! Sokka from the Southern Water Tribe!!! I'm here to stop you Madara!!!

Gai: Um....Iv already opened all 8gates so i-

Sokka: No its OK, I will fight him!!! (Grabs Boomerang from back while smiling)

Gai: But I opened the 8th gates I dont want to die for nothing!!!

Sokka: No! It's alright, I will take him down for you..

Gai: NO!!! YOU ARE NOT LISTE-

Sokka: Shhhhhhh!!!! It's Okay...don't worry I got this.

Gai: NO!! I DO!!!

Madara:........0_0

Sokka: Are you ready....Madaara!!!

Madara: sure :/

Gai: AHHHHHH!!!! I'm fighting you Madara!!! (Gets ready to do Evening Elephant.....again) Evening Eleph-

Sokka: SHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Gai: Dammit!!! Shut up and let me-

Sokka: Don't worry I will defeat him..

Madara: Ha!!!

Gai: No I will delay him so Naruto can come here and stop him!!

Madara: psshhh!!!!

Sokka: Yeah delay him since you CAN'T beat him...but I can!!!

Gai: With what....a boomerang!!!!

Sokka: yes.... 0.0

Gai: YOU IDI- AHHHHHH!!!! (Gai falls and dies)

Sokka:.......o.o

Madara: =_=

Sokka: Crap I brought the wrong boomerang...Toph probably switched it while I wasn't looking hahaha well I will be right back..I have to go back and get it...I should be back in like ahh ummmm 3 months :)

Madara: WTF!!!! WHO EM I GOING TO KILL!!!!

Gai: (Laying there dead)


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669 (The New Threat)

Gai: EVENING ELEPHANT!!!! *Big Orange Energy Shaped Like An Elephant)

Madara: ???!!!

???: STOP!!!!

Madara and Gai: Who is that???

Sokka: I'm Sokka from the Southern Water Tribe and I'm here to stop you!!!

Madara: heh..

Gai: Umm I just opened 8gates soo...yeahh...

Sokka: -_- (Throws Boomerang at Gai)

Gai: (Falls down and dies)

Madara:.......0_0

Sokka: Time to die!!! Flippy spiny doublely sharpy twisty combo!!!!! (Boomerang flying toward Madara)

Madara: Damn!!! (Claps hands) Fire Style: External Flames jutsu!!!

Sokka: Spinning really fast jutus!!!! (Sokka spinning really fast)

Madara: *He is a tough one....but still no threat to me...*

Sokka: (Claps hands and feet) Water style: Spit with germs jutsu!!!!

Madara: NOOOO!!! If that touches me, I might get sick!!! and Hashirama might not ever touch me again!!! I have to counter it!!!

Spit fly's towards Madara

Madara: (Jumps and dodges spit) Heh no match for- ???!!

Sokka: :D

Boomerang hits Madaras face

Madara: (Falls and hits ground) D-damn... while I was worring about the spit he thew the Boomerang...

Sokka: (Takes sword from waist and run towards Madara) Ahhhhhhh!!!!

Madara: Damn....I shouldn't have underestimated him....(Picks up staff and runs towards Sokka)

(Both swing and Madaras staff breaks)

Madara: WHAT!!! IMPOSABLE!!!!

Sokka: This sword I made handmade from a Meteorite, it can cut through various metals with little to moderate effort, and it has a distinctive dark hue that can be attributed to the material from which it was forged!!!

Madara: No way...(Mad face)


Sokka: Time to go to sleep old timer... :D

Madara: Hehe hahahahahaha!!!!! (Evil Grin)

Sokka: ????!!!!

Madara: Time for my true TRUMP CARD!!!!

What is Madaras True Trump Card!!!! What will Sokka do!!!! Why haven't anyone checked to see how was Gai!!!!

Next time: 670 (Saved by a Blond)

So which one did you like better? Should I continue? What do you think :D
 

Anthony52

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DUDE. WTF. STOP SPOILING. Now I have no reason to read the next chapter ;~;

In reality, I laughed my ass off at the first one, the second one was funny, but not as good.
 

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Lel they both made me laugh, good job. Keep in mind i smoked a whole lot, but they both were good, the 2nd one started a lil slow though. Keep doing them!
 
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