50 things I must not do in the Shinobi world.

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1. Take Ramen away from Naruto.
2. Remove Kakashi's mask.
3. Question Sasuke's Logic.
4. Give childeren to Orochimaru
5. Know pain
6. Call Tobi a bad boy - ever!
7. Make Izuna jokes to Madara.
8. Make Itachi jokes to Sasuke.
9. Compare any of the tailed beasts to Pokemon.
10. Encourage Choji to eat more food.
11. Call Sakura useless (even though she is)
12. Friendzone Obito
13. Summon things on Rin's Grave stone.
14. Question why there are digital watches, yet no guns or nuclear weapons.
15. Ask Kisame what species he is.
16. Call the Third Hokage old, senial, decaying or riddled with dementia
17. Question how it's okay to allow twelve year olds to fight to the death in an arena... for exams...
18. Take Gaara's teddy bear.
19. I must never ever ever suspect the Ramen guy as Tobi.
20. Start the fourth great ninja war.
21. Play with Naruto's strange whisker things.
22. Lighting blade somebody through the chest (It never ends well)
23. Loose a bet to Tsunade
24. I must never decline the opportunity to obtain Senju DNA
25. Run faster than Minato
26. Compare Kushina to a tomato
27. Play the xylophone using Nagato's ribs. (Seriously, that dude is skiiinnnnyyy)
28. dub 'Food Pills' as 'Misleading'
29. Play card games with a member of the Hyuga clan
30. Call Obito melodramatic.
31. Ask Yamato to build me a house.
32. Call Kabuto Orochimaru 2.
33. Call Ino InoPig
34. Play Shogi with Shikamaru
35. I must never accept a game of catch consisting of me, Diedera, and a ball made from his clay. Or me, Naruto and a Rasengan.
36. Let Diedera's hands anywhere near my face.
37. Challenge Konan to an origami competition.
38. Be Racist about either side of Zetsu
39. Read Make out paradise or any of it's sequels.
40. Go to any puppet show by Sasori.
41. Laugh at the kid who throws a puppy in the river in the Zabuza arc (That kid throws a puppy into a river! A PUPPY)
42. Dub Sasuke's life as 'One big hissy fit'
43. Dub Obito's life as 'One slightly bigger hissy fit'
44. Dub Madara's life as 'One massive, legendary hissy fit'
45. Allow Naruto and Hinata alone in a room... ever.
46. Encourage Guy and Lee to join 'The Beatles'
47. Have a conversation with Sai.
48. Test Naruto for Attention definite disorder - we all know the result..
49. Give all of the villages the knowledge to create a Nuclear missile and 'Watch the fun begin'
50. I must never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, say anything bad about our great leader......the main character.....the most important, powerfull character in the whole naruto universe........
.....Tenten




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51. Call Choji fat.
52. Get Tsunade Mad.
53. Always let the opponent power up, no matter how easily you could beat them while they're powering up.
54. Never answer the door to Hidan... (Jehova wittness situation)
 
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51. Call Choji fat.
 

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Tenten sucks... you mad bro?
lol... didn't read that wall of text
 

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lol so true man
 

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lmao you forgot ... "take kakuzu's money"
 

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38. Be Racist about either side of Zetsu! :yay:
 

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This is by far the most beautiful thread I have ever seen. I like the way your brain works.
 

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40.Always let the opponent power up, no matter how easily you could beat them while they're powering up.
 

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52. calling danzo and tobirama savior of the village
 

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did u take a sharingan eye out of an uchiha's eye?
lick sakura's forehead.
go to hell like obito with blood in your eye
kill your best friend
 

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#36 xd.hahaha
 

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Don't ever get into a 'pissing contest' with Naruto, Gai, or Kiba.
 

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peak at tsunade or women in the water bath
 

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Rofl #41. I've done that. Ahh childhood.
 

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Never, stand beside Madara as he can't even pee and has an extreme agorophobia? LOL
 

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Never answer the door to Hidan... (Jehova wittness situation)
 
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