5 reasons you are a man

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I'm only 15 but I've done some pretty crazy s.hit

1: Punched a hole in the wall at school to impress crush, so loves me now
2: Listen to Van Halen and Led Zeppelin at full volume while gaming because rock is for men
3: Ride my bike with no helmet or handle bars and go off ramps and grind
4: Let my crush touch my **** under the table,
5: Hang up posters of girls in bikinis and jack off with the door open

Now your turn
 
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saaaaaadpanda

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You forgot "inherited a Y chromosome from my father".
 

Jellal Fernandes

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Your first reason is stupid. xd

1. I can go down the slide in the park.
2. I can successfully make it across the monkey bars
3. I can ride my bike without the training wheels
4. I don't need my Pacifier to go to sleep.
5. I don't wet the bed at night.

Extra: I don't use huggies anymore.
[video=youtube;gwEOigT2GWM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwEOigT2GWM[/video]
 

KuraiandAlbel

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2, 3, and 5 are considered crazy sh!t? You are still young, very very young. lol
 

Wang

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I have a penis, that's the only reason I can think of
 
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