Zatanna
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ohk so this is purely opinion but these are 5 films, that turned out terrible, which I ended up loving.
Many people hated them but i enjoyed them because they were that bad.
5.
Army of darkness
Bruce Campbell. Bruce Mother Fuc##ng Campbell. In a B grade Zombie movie. Its so awesome. poor CG and poor costumes. Being able to see actors inside skellington costumes haha. No spoilers but Ash goes back in time and helps a land plagued by darkness. With a shotgun in one hand and a CHAINSAW AS THE OTHER he fights a zombie evil army.
4. Street Fighter the Movie
Ohk so seriously as a fan of the franchise, the movie was the absolute worst representation as far as it goes. Seriously, Jean Claude van Damn, a european I think Nord? or maybe swiss, plays an American Soldier Commando. Ken and Ryu fighting together, but like, as super friends? Zangief and DeeJay and Bisons minions. oh it was terrible alright.
The reason its on my list? Because its hilarious. Seriously every scene has at least one line in it that makes you laugh.
Example;
The day Bison destroyed your village was the greatest day in your life. For me, it was a Tuesday."
Aha I love it. It was Raul Julias last film. hilarious.
3;
Mortal Kombat
I really dont think this needs explaining. The fights were bad, the dialogs were bad. it was jsut bad. its on this list, because of the fact that it was actually acturate. Between all video game films, I honestly think it was the most accurately portrayed of everything. That is the reason i like it. because of the accuracy.
2.
Teenage mutant ninja turtles (1990)
I LOVED ninja turtles as a kid. the reason i call it a bad movies, was because it actually was a kids movie, aimed at 5-10 year olds. comedic action fight scenes, and lame puns. If it was aimed at maybe 12-17 year olds, then it would be perfect or amazing at least haha. It was great. I actually found that the story was really good.
1.
The top movie Ive put here, you might guess, is Mario Bros. seriously. The best worst movie ever. jsut look at the movie poster.
"This aint no game. Its a live action thrill ride!"
haha this movie is so terrible. It could have been so much better than what it was. the lines are bad, the action is poor. and story is predictable. and terrible jokes.
one of the poor jokes
"Sergeant Simon: Name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Last name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: And you?
Luigi: Luigi.
Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi?
Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. "
oh my god.
Well thats enough from me.
If you like, put your own top 5 movies, or top 5 worst movies.
if you liked the post +rep appreciated ^^;
Many people hated them but i enjoyed them because they were that bad.
5.
Army of darkness
Bruce Campbell. Bruce Mother Fuc##ng Campbell. In a B grade Zombie movie. Its so awesome. poor CG and poor costumes. Being able to see actors inside skellington costumes haha. No spoilers but Ash goes back in time and helps a land plagued by darkness. With a shotgun in one hand and a CHAINSAW AS THE OTHER he fights a zombie evil army.
4. Street Fighter the Movie
Ohk so seriously as a fan of the franchise, the movie was the absolute worst representation as far as it goes. Seriously, Jean Claude van Damn, a european I think Nord? or maybe swiss, plays an American Soldier Commando. Ken and Ryu fighting together, but like, as super friends? Zangief and DeeJay and Bisons minions. oh it was terrible alright.
The reason its on my list? Because its hilarious. Seriously every scene has at least one line in it that makes you laugh.
Example;
The day Bison destroyed your village was the greatest day in your life. For me, it was a Tuesday."
Aha I love it. It was Raul Julias last film. hilarious.
3;
Mortal Kombat
I really dont think this needs explaining. The fights were bad, the dialogs were bad. it was jsut bad. its on this list, because of the fact that it was actually acturate. Between all video game films, I honestly think it was the most accurately portrayed of everything. That is the reason i like it. because of the accuracy.
2.
Teenage mutant ninja turtles (1990)
I LOVED ninja turtles as a kid. the reason i call it a bad movies, was because it actually was a kids movie, aimed at 5-10 year olds. comedic action fight scenes, and lame puns. If it was aimed at maybe 12-17 year olds, then it would be perfect or amazing at least haha. It was great. I actually found that the story was really good.
1.
The top movie Ive put here, you might guess, is Mario Bros. seriously. The best worst movie ever. jsut look at the movie poster.
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"This aint no game. Its a live action thrill ride!"
haha this movie is so terrible. It could have been so much better than what it was. the lines are bad, the action is poor. and story is predictable. and terrible jokes.
one of the poor jokes
"Sergeant Simon: Name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Last name.
Mario: Mario.
Sergeant Simon: And you?
Luigi: Luigi.
Sergeant Simon: Luigi Luigi?
Luigi: No, Luigi Mario.
Sergeant Simon: Okay how many Marios are there between the two of you?
Luigi: Three: Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. "
oh my god.
Well thats enough from me.
If you like, put your own top 5 movies, or top 5 worst movies.
if you liked the post +rep appreciated ^^;
