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Don't TL;DR this. Trust me, it's worth the read.
DISCLAIMER: This thread is meant to entertain, and not meant to be taken seriously.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON, MOTHERFRICKERS.
You probably know me from my thread about Itachi being the biggest badass in Naruto. I don't blame you, I'm a pretty big deal on this site.
Really, I don't think that thread really covered everything badass in Naruto. In truth, Itachi only covers about 50% of the badass and power in Naruto. There is one other that covers the rest.
TenTen.
"What's he talking about?"
"Seriously, TenTen?"
"Why hasn't my hemroid cream started working?"
That's right *****ES.
TENTEN.
So why is TenTen such a badass? Afterall, we haven't seen anything from her since... Wait, nevermind, we always see her, BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST.
Here are some lesser know facts about TenTen:
- She developed Naruto's Rasenshuriken. Her signature techinque is in the name. SHURIKEN. That's called deductive reasoning, friends.
- She solo'd Madara. Well, not yet. But soon... Soon...
- She scored a 33 on her ACT, and was voted "Ms. Universe" 3 times, in a unanimous vote.
But those arn't even the main reasons.
(3- BUNS)
TenTen is the hottest chick ever. I don't care if she's a drawing.
Think that's a little weird?
Too much information?
Yeah, probably so. But here I am sayin' it.
She's hot for one reason, gentlemen.
Hold onto your boners.
MOTHER OF ZEUS
Those buns put Princess Leia to shame.
"Damn you, TenTen!"
Nobody can resist those buns. Man, Woman, Child, Dog, Starfish, Molloscum Contagiosum, or a Hydrogen-Zinc compound.
"What is he talking about?"
Yeah, that's what I thought.
(2- DAT STEEL)
You want to know what the coolest thing in a fight is?
Swords. And ninja stars. And bombs.
Well guess what, motherfrickers?
TenTen has all of these in spades. It's her trademark. She has literally rained steel on enemies.
Now how badass is that?
But hey, quit loosening that belt, I'm not done yet!
TenTen specializes in long range combat. Who else does that? Deidara, one of the most powerful transexuals in the series. By using my highly advanced brain and complex logic, I have deduced TenTen is, by that same coin, in the top 5 most powerful characters in Naruto along with Sakura, Ino, Kurenai, and, of course, Itachi.
(1- KEY TO PLOT)
Now, some of you may argue that TenTen never does anything and has has maybe 30 seconds of screentime. I, to an extent, agree.
But let me tell you why she is never around:
BECAUSE SHE'S THE MOST CENTRAL CHARACTER TO THE PLOT.
Who stopped Zabuza from killing that one kage *****?
How did Kakashi get his Mangekyou Sharingan?
How did the 9-Tails get sealed in Naruto?
How did Madara get revived?
All of these questions have one answer: TEN-F*CKING-TEN.
So guess what. Sure, TenTen may not be a total screen hog like the others, but she is the most important character in Naruto. Without her, Naruto wouldn't have gotten past the 3rd episode and the entire would fall apart.
That's right, you heard it here:
Without TenTen Naruto is NOTHING. They need her steel, her mettle, her courage.
Her BUNS.
DISCLAIMER: This thread is meant to entertain, and not meant to be taken seriously.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON, MOTHERFRICKERS.
You probably know me from my thread about Itachi being the biggest badass in Naruto. I don't blame you, I'm a pretty big deal on this site.
Really, I don't think that thread really covered everything badass in Naruto. In truth, Itachi only covers about 50% of the badass and power in Naruto. There is one other that covers the rest.
TenTen.
"What's he talking about?"
"Seriously, TenTen?"
"Why hasn't my hemroid cream started working?"
That's right *****ES.
TENTEN.
So why is TenTen such a badass? Afterall, we haven't seen anything from her since... Wait, nevermind, we always see her, BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST.
Here are some lesser know facts about TenTen:
- She developed Naruto's Rasenshuriken. Her signature techinque is in the name. SHURIKEN. That's called deductive reasoning, friends.
- She solo'd Madara. Well, not yet. But soon... Soon...
- She scored a 33 on her ACT, and was voted "Ms. Universe" 3 times, in a unanimous vote.
But those arn't even the main reasons.
(3- BUNS)
TenTen is the hottest chick ever. I don't care if she's a drawing.
Think that's a little weird?
Too much information?
Yeah, probably so. But here I am sayin' it.
She's hot for one reason, gentlemen.
Hold onto your boners.
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MOTHER OF ZEUS
Those buns put Princess Leia to shame.
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"Damn you, TenTen!"
Nobody can resist those buns. Man, Woman, Child, Dog, Starfish, Molloscum Contagiosum, or a Hydrogen-Zinc compound.
"What is he talking about?"
Yeah, that's what I thought.
(2- DAT STEEL)
You want to know what the coolest thing in a fight is?
Swords. And ninja stars. And bombs.
Well guess what, motherfrickers?
TenTen has all of these in spades. It's her trademark. She has literally rained steel on enemies.
Now how badass is that?
But hey, quit loosening that belt, I'm not done yet!
TenTen specializes in long range combat. Who else does that? Deidara, one of the most powerful transexuals in the series. By using my highly advanced brain and complex logic, I have deduced TenTen is, by that same coin, in the top 5 most powerful characters in Naruto along with Sakura, Ino, Kurenai, and, of course, Itachi.
(1- KEY TO PLOT)
Now, some of you may argue that TenTen never does anything and has has maybe 30 seconds of screentime. I, to an extent, agree.
But let me tell you why she is never around:
BECAUSE SHE'S THE MOST CENTRAL CHARACTER TO THE PLOT.
Who stopped Zabuza from killing that one kage *****?
How did Kakashi get his Mangekyou Sharingan?
How did the 9-Tails get sealed in Naruto?
How did Madara get revived?
All of these questions have one answer: TEN-F*CKING-TEN.
So guess what. Sure, TenTen may not be a total screen hog like the others, but she is the most important character in Naruto. Without her, Naruto wouldn't have gotten past the 3rd episode and the entire would fall apart.
That's right, you heard it here:
Without TenTen Naruto is NOTHING. They need her steel, her mettle, her courage.
Her BUNS.
