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Don't TL;DR this; Trust me, it's worth the read.
DISCLAIMER: These threads are only meant for fun.
What's goin' on, Narutobase! Itachi >>> Minato!
Yeah, watcha gonna do, you got a bucket on your head and a Fu-Man-Chu.
What? Nevermind. Exactly.
On Topic!
Sasuke is the best ever. All of you already know this, whether you're open about it or are in denial and keep it in the closet (LOL GAY JOKE). It's honestly hilarious to me whenever somebodies all like, "Oh, Naruto is so much better he has Kyuubi chakra and is dating a mute!". Are you a fan of Naruto? THAT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH, THAT I WILL HUG YOU.
Yeah, **** just got real.
(3- Hair Styles)
Sasuke has the best hair in the series.
DEM FLAPS
Hair like that isn't just made, it's crafted with fine precision. Orochimaru obviously got Sasuke some Suave when he was in his employment. Now how does his counterpart fair in this department?
Mother of... Ugh... UGH.... BLLEEECCHH! Ugh!.. Blech...
I'm sorry, I just threw up at the sight of some of the worst hair I've ever seen. What is it? A helmet? Seriously bro, no wonder Sakura doesn't like you. And look at those wanna-be hair flaps! It's pathetic, really.
(2- Girls, Girls, Girls)
A man's success is measured in women. This is a known fact.
Now, I have two books here that tell who likes Naruto and Sasuke. Let's open up Narutos.
Oh, we have Hinata. That's cool.
Now let's open Sasuke's.
Errrrr!... UHHHHH! OOF! Phew, that was one heavy book, let's take a look inside.
Wait... This can't be right... No, it's for certain...
EVERY SINGLE WOMAN IN THE NARUVERSE. nuff said.
(1- Jutsus)
Rasengan? A twisting bundle of blue chakra? That sounds soooooo cooooool.
Chidori? Damn it, I just sh*t my pants writing that! It must be the greatest jutsu ever. Oh wait, it is!
Now how about summonings?
Naruto summons frogs. Which sounds pretty useless in the first place, but when you look closer
HOLY BALLS SASUKE SUMMONS HAWKS.
Yep, that's right, mother frickin' hawks. Hawks eat frogs, so clearly Sasuke >>>> Naruto in this department.
One last thing for Naruto's case though. To be fair to him, he does have
HOLY SH*T WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT IT'S SO BADASS
That is Susano'o my friends, game set annnnnnnnnnd match.
( In Conclusion )
Sasuke > Naruto.
I've provided Manga facts to back that up, and if you can't get over that then you're just a fanboy.
Also Hiruzen solos everybody. Now GTFO.
DISCLAIMER: These threads are only meant for fun.
What's goin' on, Narutobase! Itachi >>> Minato!
Yeah, watcha gonna do, you got a bucket on your head and a Fu-Man-Chu.
What? Nevermind. Exactly.
On Topic!
Sasuke is the best ever. All of you already know this, whether you're open about it or are in denial and keep it in the closet (LOL GAY JOKE). It's honestly hilarious to me whenever somebodies all like, "Oh, Naruto is so much better he has Kyuubi chakra and is dating a mute!". Are you a fan of Naruto? THAT PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH, THAT I WILL HUG YOU.
Yeah, **** just got real.
(3- Hair Styles)
Sasuke has the best hair in the series.
You must be registered for see images
DEM FLAPS
Hair like that isn't just made, it's crafted with fine precision. Orochimaru obviously got Sasuke some Suave when he was in his employment. Now how does his counterpart fair in this department?
You must be registered for see images
Mother of... Ugh... UGH.... BLLEEECCHH! Ugh!.. Blech...
I'm sorry, I just threw up at the sight of some of the worst hair I've ever seen. What is it? A helmet? Seriously bro, no wonder Sakura doesn't like you. And look at those wanna-be hair flaps! It's pathetic, really.
(2- Girls, Girls, Girls)
A man's success is measured in women. This is a known fact.
Now, I have two books here that tell who likes Naruto and Sasuke. Let's open up Narutos.
Oh, we have Hinata. That's cool.
Now let's open Sasuke's.
Errrrr!... UHHHHH! OOF! Phew, that was one heavy book, let's take a look inside.
Wait... This can't be right... No, it's for certain...
EVERY SINGLE WOMAN IN THE NARUVERSE. nuff said.
(1- Jutsus)
Rasengan? A twisting bundle of blue chakra? That sounds soooooo cooooool.
Chidori? Damn it, I just sh*t my pants writing that! It must be the greatest jutsu ever. Oh wait, it is!
Now how about summonings?
Naruto summons frogs. Which sounds pretty useless in the first place, but when you look closer
HOLY BALLS SASUKE SUMMONS HAWKS.
Yep, that's right, mother frickin' hawks. Hawks eat frogs, so clearly Sasuke >>>> Naruto in this department.
One last thing for Naruto's case though. To be fair to him, he does have
You must be registered for see images
HOLY SH*T WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT IT'S SO BADASS
That is Susano'o my friends, game set annnnnnnnnnd match.
( In Conclusion )
Sasuke > Naruto.
I've provided Manga facts to back that up, and if you can't get over that then you're just a fanboy.
Also Hiruzen solos everybody. Now GTFO.
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