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Don't "TL;DR" This. Trust Me, It's Worth The Read.
If I had to sum up the entirety of Jiraiya in a single video, it would be this.
[video=youtube;KX5xh4AX2HU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5xh4AX2HU[/video]
Yes, That Is Stanley Hudson from The Office.
The dude is the biggest player I've ever seen. For some reason, women are all over him. Which is odd, considering he is "The Toad Sage" and with Toads comes warts. If you get where I'm coming from.
Sure, he has some good values, like striving for world peace. But does that make him a decent father figure? I'm gonna go ahead and say no.
"I'm A Douche!"
(3- Pervertism)
Needless to say, Jiraiya is the biggest pervert in the Naruverse. If you threw a wig on a horse, he might hit on it. Hell, if he saw just a horse he may hit on it.
"Hot."
I don't think I need much to prove on this point as to why it makes him a bad father figure. I doubt he would promote safe ***, and his child would no doubt pick up on his actions and think that it's okay to chase after every woman/man they see.
Jiraiya has probably fathered so many children, he could make his own nation. The *** Nation. You can come up with your own headband for that, I won't elaborate further.
(2- Daddy... Where Did You Go?...)
As stated before, Jiraiya is a player. They get around. Literally.
We've seen how Jiraiya goes around the nations "studying" barely settling in one spot for very long. And when he does, he only parties and drinks and has sexy times.
So imagine if he had a kid! What a horrible example. Imagine the child's life. He would never have any friends, because as soon as he made some he would be moving. Quite honestly, his/her only friend would be their father.
But, oh wait,
HE WOULD NEVER BE AROUND.
So basically you have this kid that follows their father around throughout the nations, never makes friends, and never even gets to talk to their father because he is always partying.
"Why Daddy, Why?..."
"Because ***, Son."
(1- Who's Chasing Us Dad?)
Jiraiya is one of the greatest shinobi of all time, one of the three legendary sannin.
Now, with this title, Jiraiya has (1) Killed a lot of enemies. (2) Has a lot of enemies.
Imagine you were foiled by Jiraiya early on in your career as an evil shinobi. If you heard he had a son, wouldn't you do everything in your power to capture/kill his son to get back at him?
It doesn't even have to be about his son. Enemies could come after Jiraiya himself. What if his child comes into the crossfire?
Oh wait, it would be no big deal to him, because he probably has a child IN EVERY NATION HE'S EVER BEEN IN.
Seriously. Naruto is lucky. Had Jiraiya raised him from birth, he would most likely be (a) Dead. (b) Traumatized. (c) Lonely and Forgotten.
Thank Goodness This Man Can't Father Anymore Children.
If I had to sum up the entirety of Jiraiya in a single video, it would be this.
[video=youtube;KX5xh4AX2HU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KX5xh4AX2HU[/video]
Yes, That Is Stanley Hudson from The Office.
The dude is the biggest player I've ever seen. For some reason, women are all over him. Which is odd, considering he is "The Toad Sage" and with Toads comes warts. If you get where I'm coming from.
Sure, he has some good values, like striving for world peace. But does that make him a decent father figure? I'm gonna go ahead and say no.
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"I'm A Douche!"
(3- Pervertism)
Needless to say, Jiraiya is the biggest pervert in the Naruverse. If you threw a wig on a horse, he might hit on it. Hell, if he saw just a horse he may hit on it.
You must be registered for see images
"Hot."
I don't think I need much to prove on this point as to why it makes him a bad father figure. I doubt he would promote safe ***, and his child would no doubt pick up on his actions and think that it's okay to chase after every woman/man they see.
Jiraiya has probably fathered so many children, he could make his own nation. The *** Nation. You can come up with your own headband for that, I won't elaborate further.
(2- Daddy... Where Did You Go?...)
As stated before, Jiraiya is a player. They get around. Literally.
We've seen how Jiraiya goes around the nations "studying" barely settling in one spot for very long. And when he does, he only parties and drinks and has sexy times.
So imagine if he had a kid! What a horrible example. Imagine the child's life. He would never have any friends, because as soon as he made some he would be moving. Quite honestly, his/her only friend would be their father.
But, oh wait,
HE WOULD NEVER BE AROUND.
So basically you have this kid that follows their father around throughout the nations, never makes friends, and never even gets to talk to their father because he is always partying.
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"Why Daddy, Why?..."
You must be registered for see images
"Because ***, Son."
(1- Who's Chasing Us Dad?)
Jiraiya is one of the greatest shinobi of all time, one of the three legendary sannin.
Now, with this title, Jiraiya has (1) Killed a lot of enemies. (2) Has a lot of enemies.
Imagine you were foiled by Jiraiya early on in your career as an evil shinobi. If you heard he had a son, wouldn't you do everything in your power to capture/kill his son to get back at him?
It doesn't even have to be about his son. Enemies could come after Jiraiya himself. What if his child comes into the crossfire?
Oh wait, it would be no big deal to him, because he probably has a child IN EVERY NATION HE'S EVER BEEN IN.
Seriously. Naruto is lucky. Had Jiraiya raised him from birth, he would most likely be (a) Dead. (b) Traumatized. (c) Lonely and Forgotten.
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Thank Goodness This Man Can't Father Anymore Children.
yo! take all that back before Sir Ichiraku :flaw: you, Jiraiya sama would've been the coolest dad one could have.