15 facts about Kiba Inuzuka

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1. Kiba Inuzuka does not hunt becase the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Kiba Inuzuka goes killing.

2. Kiba Inuzuka and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.

3. Kiba Inuzuka is allergic to doorknobs. Thats why he can only kick through doors.

4. Kiba Inuzuka can speak braille.

5. Giraffes were created when Kiba Inuzuka uppercutted a horse.

6. Kiba Inuzuka counted to infinity - twice.

7. Kiba Inuzuka once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

8. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Kiba Inuzuka could use to kill you, including the room itself.

9. Circles exist because Kiba Inuzuka beat the crap out of some squares.

10. Kiba Inuzuka played Russian Roulete with a fully loaded gun and won.

11. Kiba Inuzuka can slam revolving doors.

12. Once a cobra bit Kiba Inuzuka's leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

13. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Kiba Inuzuka allows to live.

14. Kiba Inuzuka invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.

15. Kiba Inuzuka puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
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