1000 ways you know you've stumbled into the NV

[awesomeseimei]

22. When people run with their arms behind their backs.

 

[GOD2U]

23. When zombies are walking around and nobody's freaked out.

 

[EnDash]

24. when they send children to fight wars and battle armies of soldiers and some kids die. and everyone acts like it makes the most sense in the world.

 

[Nidds]

25. When the fire department no longer exists to put out fires (Amaterasu)

 

[Professor Finesser]

i always wanted to ask, why most anime characters bleed througgh their nose when they see boobs or someone naked, makes no sense.!!

It's cuz the blood has to go somewhere and the Japanese can't show people getting boners, soooo the blood goes to the other head if you know what I mean

 

[StraawHat]

27. You friend zone the only girl who cares and admits she loves you.

28. 50 year olds have huge boobs.

29. The so called strongest (anbu) have such fodder deaths.

30. You'll feel gay but not gay at the same time.

 

[Nidds]

31. When something as simple as a stare can put you in a painful genjutsu

32. When giant meteors come out of the sky for no reason

33. When people can cheat death repeatedly at the cost of an eye

34. When people can summon giant animals

35. When there are people able to control gravity

 

[~Uzumaki~]

When the moon is the creation of a man

When some incurable no-name disease without only one symptom(coughing blood) starts killing everyone.

When all the black guys have blonde or white hair