[Theory] 100% TRUE Theory that The Uzumakis are the spawn of Tailed Beasts

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With everyone making their theories, I thought it was only right for me to make mine. Cactus asked what resemblances Uzumakis have to Hagoromo, and my most immediate thought was that both served the purpose of holding jinchuriki, but that's not really an exclusive capabiltilty. What crossed my mind though was how much overlap Uzumakis have with the Tailed Beasts.

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9. Negative emotion sensing, kinda. Kurama.
8. Capability to heal those that leach from their chakra. All of the beasts.
6. Chains in arsenal. Gedo Mazo.
5. Boil Release. 5 tails.
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4. Their red hair. 4 Tails
3. Great at holding Tailed Beasts. Gedo Mazo.
2. Necromancy. 2 Tails.
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1. Fuinjutsu. 1 Tails.
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well Kaguya is the Juubi (her chakra) and Gedo Mazou (her body).

Since Uzumakis are related to her, they are spawns of the Juubi.

I mean, hell, we still don't know how Hagoromo and Hamura came to be.
Do they even have a father or did Kaguya just give birth to them via creation powers?

I mean everything matches up.

This is definitely manga facts. Cannot refute this.

It even has more than 3 facts in it.
 

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Shikaku is explicitly alluded to be a Spiritual Sealing Sage Hermit by the Naruto Manga. The aforementioned exemplifies significantly on the apparently occult associated seals acquisced by the Bijū - a spiritual magicality of essence, ie., Chakra.

Uzumaki are significantly supplemented by the spiritual lifeforce energy essence - that the apparently, the Bijū emits by a exorbitant application of purple souls, and spirituality entities (DPR, Perfect Susano, NTCM Kyūbi Avatar, Rikūdo UAT Sage Mode, Momoshiki's panacea gold spiritual orange fruit-pills, and magnificent exuberant god-tree splitting pipes).

The ^^ asserts that they would be significantly explicitly associated w/ the KGBL, or explicitly literal life-splits of the bloodline.

Highly implicited to be highly likely.
 

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Shikaku is explicitly alluded to be a Spiritual Sealing Sage Hermit by the Naruto Manga. The aforementioned exemplifies significantly on the apparently occult associated seals acquisced by the Bijū - a spiritual magicality of essence, ie., Chakra.

Uzumaki are significantly supplemented by the spiritual lifeforce energy essence - that the apparently, the Bijū emits by a exorbitant application of purple souls, and spirituality entities (DPR, Perfect Susano, NTCM Kyūbi Avatar, Rikūdo UAT Sage Mode, Momoshiki's panacea gold spiritual orange fruit-pills, and magnificent exuberant god-tree splitting pipes).

The ^^ asserts that they would be significantly explicitly associated w/ the KGBL, or explicitly literal life-splits of the bloodline.

Highly implicited to be highly likely.
there's a hidden juubi called rikimitchu..it will soon be revealed..
 

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If it's 100% true then how come it's a theory rather than a fact?
Sadly, people forget 100% theories.

OT: Well, it's more believable than the Hamura descendant theory (fanfic).

I mean you could've gone with children of the Jyuubi vessel.

It has powerful life force = Uzumaki have powerful lifeforce

It has sealing chains = Uzumaki have sealing chains.

It can seal tailed beasts inside it and utilize their power = uzumaki can seal tailed beasts inside them and utilize their power.

It is as tenacious as a cockroach = the Uzumaki are as tenacious as cockroaches.

That is unless you're Naruto with the diluted genes.

Anyway, good theory.
 

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100 per cente true theory sound 5 got sakura abilities after kishi decide to nerf her in p1...

1. Sakon: Two pipole living inside 1 body...Sakura/Inner Sakura ability
2. Tayuya: Sakura was genjutsu type...many promo cover of chapter show her playing a flute...
3. Kidomaru: Intelligence nd strategy...Sakura= villages shrewdest child
4. jirobo: Sakura super strength
5. Kimmimaro: Use flower dances...Sakura=flower
 

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Looks like somebody's triggered by my post
hardly, as if someone of your caliber can actually make me invest on you as a person.
I just love making fun of you.
can't believe you're that slow.

then again, you still believe in an outdated theory, calling it "facts"
so there really isn't much to expect from you.


If it's 100% true then how come it's a theory rather than a fact?
It's directed at salamander's argument calling the outdated theory of "uzumaki is senju" as facts when it isn't.
Then I said that it's a theory so he started calling it "factual theory"

XDD

this guy was so far up his fandom that he performs superpower league mental gymnastics
 
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hardly, as if someone of your caliber can actually make me invest on you as a person.
I just love making fun of you.
can't believe you're that slow.

then again, you still believe in an outdated theory, calling it "facts"
so there really isn't much to expect from you.
[email protected]: Sure, that's why you were forced to quote my post:lmao::lmao::lmao:

They say actions speak louder than words :lok:
 

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here we go again...

lamassander vs wanderctus is like Madara vs hashirma...

now who is madara and who is hashirama?????...
Nothing will happen, I don't waste time on cheap trolls. I was bored so thought I'd humour him a little, but with such low quality posts he's not worth the time.

Btw, there is only one :hypnotobi:
 

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Sure, that's why you were forced to quote my post
"forced"?

your ego.. make sure to calm it down.

I was bored so thought I'd humour him a little, but with such low quality posts he's not worth the time.

yes, clearly now using my lines XDD

Hey, remember when you were calling a theory facts?
stand down you mental patient.

I mean, you can tell me more about this... "factual theory" of yours. XDD
I will go sit and listen to this loud silence you call argument and other compound words that contradict each other. XDD

here we go again...

lamassander vs wanderctus is like Madara vs hashirma...

now who is madara and who is hashirama?????...

There was never a fight. I was just making fun of him.
You really think this guy has a chance to actually having a debate with?
He thinks his fandom is facts.
He forces it onto people at that.

This guy took 3-5 different threads to actually catch on that what he has is a theory and an outdated one at that (although he hasn't caught on the whole outdated part.. probably gonna need 10 threads specifically tailored made for him so an idiot like him will understand).

Doesn't matter thought since he calls it "factual theory" XDD
Like this guy omits and bend facts to suit his theory and calls it "facts" It's hilarious.
This guy doesn't yield and just went on full stupid.
I acknowledge and commend his commitment to stupidity. May his genes never continue and may his stupidity kill him sooner before he spreads it to other people.
 
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