[Discussion] 1 times 1 equals 2

Punk Hazard

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That's what Terrence Howard would have you believe.
This is the full article:

My favorite line from the whole thing:
"How can it equal one?" Howard asked Rolling Stone, and the universe. "If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect. One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be."
No wonder this negus wanna be a Jehovah's Witness, he done lost his damn mind
 

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I agree with him.
2vs1 now Riker and you look like the mad man from our view.:coffee:
 

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I agree with him.
2vs1 now Riker and you look like the mad man from our view.:coffee:

lmao

someone tell Howard that the second number in a multiplication problem equals the amount of times you're supposed to multiply the first number and does not represent the quantity of something
 
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You're all wrong.

1*1= crayon,

because:

Given

orange aliens drink crushed cotton

and

the north pole freezes at chocolate degrees

thus

the milky way has no sinuses.

:flakez:
 

Multiply

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Damn, my brain. It hurts.
 

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Who is Terrance Howard, though
 

Your Creepy Stalker

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The square route of 2 isn't 1. It's 1.414 something. This guy doesn't know how to maths.
 

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At least now we know where Jayden Smith got his ideas from.
 

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That's what Terrence Howard would have you believe.
This is the full article:

My favorite line from the whole thing:

No wonder this negus wanna be a Jehovah's Witness, he done lost his damn mind

not good enough with math to agree or disagree. but for trhe square root thing, idk about it being 1. but i have heard about the sqaure root of two being irrational.

[video=youtube;mX91_3GQqLY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX91_3GQqLY[/video]
 

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Haha he read math for dummies and went ham
 
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