We hold these derps to be self-evident, that all derps are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Derps, that among these are derp, derpity, and the pursuit of Derp.--That to secure these Derps, Derptocracies are instituted among Derps, deriving their derp powers from the consent of the derped, --That whenever any Form of Derptocracy becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Derp of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Derptocracies, laying its foundation on such derps and organizing its derps in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Derpity and Derp. Derpence, indeed, will dictate that Derptocracies long established should not be changed for light and transient derps; and accordingly all derp hath shewn, that derpkind are more disposed to suffer, while derps are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the derps which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Derp evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Derpotism,it is their right, it is their derp, to throw off such Derptocracy, and to provide new Derps for their future derp.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Derps; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Derptocracy. The history of the present King of Great Derp is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Derpranny over these Derps. To prove this, let Derps be submitted to a derpy world.
Do your mother a favor, and get out from time to time.
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for every person no matter their flaws there is a person whom they can spend their lives with in good match. So if you cant do it on your own, you can becertain theressomeone out there who can do it with you by your side. Trust me, people can surprise you. You just need to put the effort in to not miss the opportunity. Get out there even if it pains like hell.