Greetings From Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man!
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Words can not express the way this movie made me feel LOL Like I don't know... I just don't know how to explain it so give me a moment...
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This has been the best cinematic experience I have had since Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2!!!
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"But Spidey! You can't just declare that without stating various deep statements on why you think soooooo!" You know what citizen... you right again. So I'll go ahead and tell you why!
Cinematography - The Russo Brothers have done it again. Now the shots that they did in Winter Soldier were damn excellent and showed us exactly how to do these Superhero movies. But these shots here.... like my goodness everything just feels perfect. Like I know you can probably point out a few scenes that could have been shot a bit more differently to cater to your own specific tastes but for me... it was just an amazing feat seeing each one of these scenes threaded together so damn flawlessly. And with the text telling us the locations, didn't seem out of place at all. A thing that other movies can't pull off as well.
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Now like I had said before, Winter Soldier made Captain America my favorite Avenger. And this movie solidified his stand on that. I mean it's no argument he has the best movie line up between of him and Tony. At this point Thor is out of the game his two movies are only just good compared to these other great films the rest of the heroes have. Okay getting off topic LOL Back to the camera shots, the fight scenes are never drawn out to a trimindous time point and they aren't too short to the point you want your money back. Marvel knows how to make these fights juuuuuust right! It's that Goldy Lox thing that not many people notice. You need to be able to make each scene about as long as it need to be. If something is drawn out too long or too short, the audience will feel the movies unevenness. Something that happened a lot in BvS. A movie I will try my best not to mention in this review. But lets be honest here. That shit was mediocre to garbage.
Now don't get this movie confused. This IS a Captain America film. It's he is just being accompanied by many other heroes who happen to have fallen into the plot's mixture. And a glorious mixture this is my loves. Here are some of the amazing shots that I loved the most.
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Plot - SPIIIIIIDER MAN! SPIDER MAN! MADE A VERSUS MOVIE 10 TIMES BETTER THAN BATMAN AND SUPERMAN CAN!!! AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Man... How do I explain this LOL Well the movie started off on a bang with the Crossbones scene which led to Scarlet Witch protecting Captain America, but in doing so she kills a bunch of innocents. Now no war is without it's death count, but there are many people out there that saw these events conspiring because of The Avengers initiatives. So the United Nation create a document called the Sokovia Accords that will have a part of government that will look after The Avengers and send them out on their missions as they see fit. And as you all know. Everyone has their own outlook on this, so it is this that divides the team.
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Then Black Panther is brought into the mix, vowing to hunt down Winter Soldier, which sets off that amazing chase scene you seen in the trailers.
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I mean all of this is done so well up to the battle where Captain is trying to get to Zemo but Tony Stark is ordered to bring him in. It's just hard to pick and choose which side you want to be on. When there is soooooooo much heart behind each of these characters.
Acting - There wasn't a single part in this movie where I wan't completely captured by these performances. It is every director's dream to come across such a talented crew to work with and once you have access to something like this it's your complete duty to strut their stuff. And their stuff was very well strutted. Chris Evan... you stole every scene that didn't have Spider-Man in it LOL Chris is just perfect at this. It's that simple. He showed me that even with so many people in YOUR film with so much flair going around in the sides of you, you can still show them up. Amazing job man. Sebastian Stan killed it as Bucky as well he definitely deserves to be woken up from cryo sleep ASAP! Elizabeth Olsen also acted dat assssss off!!! (I mean speaking of asses...)
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Tom Holland Did AMAZING as Spider-Man! (Ba dum tsk!) And this is by far the funniest and true to comic Spider-Man I have seen to date. Honestly have to see more of him to rank him higher that Tobey Maguire but he is already above Andrew Garfield at this point... I mean the comedic performance and fighting alone made him better... (Which says a lot about those Sony films LOL) Aunt May is much younger looking in this film, which in my opinion will make her a lot more of an active person throughout the solo film. Makes me wonder what Uncle Ben will look like. All I can picture is one of those standard white guys from those stock images HAHAHAAAAA. Also that talk between Tony and Peter was pure gold. So glad Robert Downey is in this one. They might never meet up again after this but it was nice seeing these actors interact.
Chadwick Boseman also did a good job as Black Panther. Didn't know he was so rich though LOL I mean the dude has all this technology on his suit and at his disposal back in his home I need to read in on those comics of his because I don't know a damn thing about him enough to get hyped. But if you aren't that hyped I suggest all of us do some reading on him. Just a few comics here and there to get yourself familiarized with the characters. It always helps to do that before you go out and see something new.
Effects - Dat 3D FAMOOOOOOO!!!! Those Panther Claws in 3D where damn cool AS FUUUCK.
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I bet there was an ass load of CGI in this thing but I honestly couldn't tell. You people who are complaining about Spidey's eyes being CGI can't even tell, you're just complaining just to complain in my opinion. But whatever man LOL I loved it. To end this off...
10/10
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-Dat After Credits Scene with Spider-Man! MMMMMM
-Dat BvS is feeling so forgettable MMMMM
-Dat Fanboy of the BvS can't even hate on this film MMMMMM
-About to make a rap song on how Marvel jsut caught a body MMMMM
-Spider-Man > Superman MMMMMM
-Spider-Man > Batmanwithpreptime MMMMMMM
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Okay that's enough LOL So what did you all like most about the movie? Do you thing BvS is AHAHA sorry can't even type those words onto this page. Who is your favorite hero now? Do you think Captain broke out all of The Avengers at the end of Civil War??? (Really I need to know LOL) Thanks for reading and I hope you all have an awesome Civil War day!
-Excelsior!
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