I lived my life as the lie it was still... Having seen how I am, I decided to wing it and kept being in complete and utter denial of my idiocy.
Suddenly my friend bumped into me...
he turned to face me and said with a smile....
That suitcase of mine, along with a bag of potato chips.
I then dropped the suitcase, smashing my laptop inside.
I whistled and walked away from the incident slowly, avoiding eye contact as I....