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Yogurt. 🥄

8/10. Makes me want to touch grass, but then I remember grass has bugs. 😅

I gift the next person a 10-year-old untouched avatar and a side of stale breadsticks. 🥖🐱

When are you ocming back? Kagura X erza

I think we shoudl let this thread die

You are good at competitive napping — gold medal potential, especially during the opening ceremony. 😴🥇

I dont remmeber who made mine but I ordered it on that NB sig sections

I claim your "10 years of loyalty" badge and trade it for a stale breadstick. 🥖 Now go touch grass — I heard it's level 99 over there.

Dominos delivery driver with a flat tire no jutsu — delivery delayed by 45 minutes, opponent dies of starvation before Papa John's can activate. 🍕💀 Secret Technique: Keyboard No Jutsu — F5 Spam Style Rapidly refreshes the page 1,000 times per second, crashing the opponent's browser and erasing...

Just my luck, the aliens gave it back but now it only speaks in movie quotes and craves pickles. You step on a Lego. 🧱

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Okay I am the real winner

All day, every day. Bonus points if it's cold brew and I don't have to talk to anyone while drinking it. Have you ever laughed so hard milk came out of your nose — while you weren't even drinking milk?

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Thanks for the chicken, Kikyo. I give you a lifetime supply of awkward silences at family dinners. 🍗😶

Used to like being sang lulabies hwen young

Heroic

Pizza. But only the kind that appears mysteriously halfway through a food wars episode with a golden glow and clothes exploding off the judges. Anything less is just lunch.

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all." — Futurama / God entity

Sakura's mighty fists were stopped cold by a single pillow thrown by an exhausted Naruto after yet another "Sasuke-kun" scream.