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Konoha has plot armor. All the characters we see are next to immortal. Databook has shown kumo are the strongest militarily and most aggressive.politically.

Okay these are a couple theories that I put together that aren't necessarily true. I just think that they would have been good plot twists. Jiraiya and Hiruzen were in on it. Okay as we know Hiruzen and Jiraiya chased Orochimaru out of the village some years ago. But let's look at what he did...

He's a mutant. Towards the end of his life he went bald and was wheel chair bound. His oldest son inherited his eyes and could use optic blasts. His younger son inherited his body and was able to regenerate. He also had enhanced speed, strength, reflexes, and senses. They both fell for a saucy...

Maybe.

Stopped reading at Tobirama being Hitler. Ignorance. He was at war with the Uchiha for years. You expect him to trust those people? Please. He gave them a position of authority and moved them to a less crowded part of the village. Oh no. That's just like Hitler rounding all the jews up, making...

Shizune just because she always left out.

Hmm. Good point. He could have had 360 degree vision if he had taken a bunch of eyes.

Well played sir. Well played.

Sounds like they were completely justified. Witch's are accountable for roughly 90% of the worlds problems.

Excluding Naruto...Kakashi and Hiashi are still ahead of him. Shikamaru runs out of chakra all the time. You need to look at this by the Narutoverse rules. We've seen them make two kids kage already just because they are strong. Now real world rules? Shikamaru is probably the best choice.

Meh. I don't know he just never seemed to be the type to me. But neither did Kakashi so hell what do I know.

There are a few jutsu that would be able to win this just on sheer speed, power, or versatility. Obviously being able to completely change the terrain of the battlefield is an ability that would make up for the point and kill ability of guns. That said. I'd put a soldier that qualifies at...

And what have we seen her do? Try to sneak up on Itachi and fail...and that's about it.

Nobody cares. Kurenai is the most irrelevant jounin in the series.

Wouldn't be a bad choice. He didn't use a lot of high level uber jutsu and he is underrated imo. Kakashi, Gai, and Killer Bee are good choices as well. Gotta go with Jiraiya though. He has the best track record and some pretty badass jutsu that aren't totally overpowered.

Yesterday my buddy tried to hook me up with his girlfriends friend. We get to the bar and there's a bunch of girls sitting there all of them were smoking hot but one. His girlfriend waves us over and introduces me to Moby Chick. I'm pissed. We start drinking and we order food. I order a burger...

1. Kimimaru 2. Tayuya 3. Kidomaru/Ukon and Ukon 4. Salon and Ukon/Kidomaru 5. Jirobo

Pretty much on the nose. No. No were not. They're military is a joke. Outnumbered, poor technology, and against a country that actually has experienced soldiers. I'm pretty sure there aren't any soldiers in the NK army with combat experience other than the occasional border incident. All they...

They're both meh. Minato didn't really do a very good job making sure his students survived. Kakashi played favorites. Jiraiya=GOAT.

Crabs. The kind you eat not the kind you scratch. It would be like riding on top of a tank with pincers.