Medieval Zombie Apocalypse

[Fearmonger]

Kyra: *enters the kitchen*

-you see a teenager who appearantly entered through the window-
Teenager: ...

 

[Bi0hazard]

Kyra: and you are

 

[Fearmonger]

Kyra: and you are

Teenager: That isn't important but you sure is sexy.

 

[Bi0hazard]

Kyra: i believe it is...

 

[Fearmonger]

Kyra: i believe it is...

*the teenager gropes you*

 

[Bi0hazard]

Kyra: hands off

*moves his hands*

 

[Fearmonger]

Teenager: Oh hell no! Im getting some!
*advances on you*

 

[Bi0hazard]

Teenager: Oh hell no! Im getting some!
*advances on you*

Kyra: *flips off me onto the floor*

 

[Fearmonger]

Kyra: *flips off me onto the floor*

*gets back up and tries to tackle you,but he stumbles and hits his face on the counter by the window he broke through*
Teenager: Your gonna pay for that!
*he tries to advance on you again but some zombies reach through the window and tear him up*

 

[Bi0hazard]

Kyra: *slays the zombie and closes before going back down*

 

[Fearmonger]

Kyra: *slays the zombie and closes before going back down*

-when you come back down,Im in the living room-
Samson: It really stinks in here...
*Miku farts*

 

[Bi0hazard]

Kyra: she been gasy lately

 

[Fearmonger]

Kyra: she been gasy lately

Samson: Well,I know a remedy for that. All you have yo do is find some (Miku farts) then mix it in some (Miku farts) until it's nice and (Miku farts) then finally you (Miku farts).
*passes out from the stank*

 

[Akai Hime]

(ok my mistake you dont deserve to have Miku she doesn't fart damn it what's wrong with you? how can someone fart when they haven't ate anything for a day? no no no i will never let you guys have My Miku again U_U)

 

[Fearmonger]

(ok my mistake you dont deserve to have Miku she doesn't fart damn it what's wrong with you? how can someone fart when they haven't ate anything for a day? no no no i will never let you guys have My Miku again U_U)

(That was simply comical releif)

 

[AMystery]

(was rather humorous )

 

[Akai Hime]

(no just no >_>)

 

[Fearmonger]

(no just no >_>)

(Now that you're here we can continue)

 

[AMystery]

(go on then )

 

[Fearmonger]

(go on then )

(You do eet)