Medieval Zombie Apocalypse

[Akai Hime]

Im just a traveler and former king looking for a home. I've fought through many wars in my day do no need to be suprised by my brawn.
*sheathes the monster's axe on my back to take the place of my broken battle axe since their the same size*

Keith: ki...king? ohhhh

 

[Fearmonger]

Keith: ki...king? ohhhh

Samson: Woe unto me as I was banished from my kingdom for my dark skin color when the southern people took over.

 

[Akai Hime]

Samson: Woe unto me as I was banished from my kingdom for my dark skin color when the southern people took over.

Keith: umm........I dont get along with kings

 

[Fearmonger]

Keith: umm........I dont get along with kings

Samson: Then there is no need to fret as right now I have just as much status as you. No longer am I a king. I am but a traveler.

 

[Akai Hime]

Samson: Then there is no need to fret as right now I have just as much status as you. No longer am I a king. I am but a traveler.

Keith:aha good

Miku*grabbing on Alex's back tight*

 

[Fearmonger]

Keith:aha good

Miku*grabbing on Alex's back side tight*

(fixed)

 

[Akai Hime]

(fixed)

(ohh i see what you mean U_U)

 

[Fearmonger]

(ohh i see what you mean U_U)

(I guess that was what you meant dince you can't hold onto a person's back unless they have love handles xd)

 

[Akai Hime]

(I guess that was what you meant dince you can't hold onto a person's back unless they have love handles xd)

rofl: hahahaha)

 

[Fearmonger]

rofl: hahahaha)

(Miku is a pervert...groping butts at a time like this)

 

[Akai Hime]

(Miku is a pervert...groping butts at a time like this)

(umm dude 6 years old girl are you kidding me ? )

 

[Fearmonger]

(umm dude 6 years old girl are you kidding me ? )

(6 year olds can be perverts)
Well,now that the threat is gone we can take shelter in that (seemingly) abandoned house over there. It's nice and big. Meanwhile Ill go see if I can find a smithery. This battle axe could use a cleaning,polish and sharpen.

 

[Akai Hime]

(6 year olds can be perverts)
Well,now that the threat is gone we can take shelter in that (seemingly) abandoned house over there. It's nice and big. Meanwhile Ill go see if I can find a smithery. This battle axe could use a cleaning,polish and sharpen.

Keith: i guess we can do that

 

[Fearmonger]

Keith: i guess we can do that

*walks off deeper into the vast city to find a smithery*

 

[Akai Hime]

*walks off deeper into the vast city to find a smithery*

Keith: *gets into the abandoned house with the others*

 

[Fearmonger]

Keith: *gets into the abandoned house with the others*

Old crazy lady: Get out of my house you zombies!
*mercilessly bashes your head with a stick*

 

[Akai Hime]

Old crazy lady: Get out of my house you zombies!
*mercilessly bashes your head with a stick*

Keith: ouch what the hell?

 

[Fearmonger]

Keith: ouch what the hell?

Old crazy lady: Don't you use that language with me!
*she runs at you but she trips and busts her head open on a desk,which in turn flips over,sending her out the window*

 

[Akai Hime]

Old crazy lady: Don't you use that language with me!
*she runs at you but she trips and busts her head open on a desk,which in turn flips over,sending her out the window*

( i just realized is your avatar wearing glasses O_O?????)
Keith: what the hell? we should go check on her

 

[Fearmonger]

( i just realized is your avatar wearing glasses O_O?????)
Keith: what the hell? we should go check on her

(Yep,Death is rockin' shades for now)
-You ho outside and see she is most certainly dead. She has a big gash in the back of her head that blood is pouring out of and she still has the same angry face she had on before-