You people are hilarious

[sage22]

When people are not having flame wars over who is the strongest ninja or how weak other ninja are people on this base are actually quite funny. So it gave me this idea why don't you guys just post the funniest naruto jokes you got?
First off I would like to give props to xxxdabaxxx for inspiring me to create this cuz of his

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And I wanna give props to crimson trickster for the post about the birds.
You guys are geniuses

 

[Ōkami]

we try

 

[Twin Steps]

But I suck at jokes

 

[Trollo Lucilfer]

who cares!

 

[Uchiha Kisuke]

If you think that was funny, you should of seen the tread entitled *Hashirama`s Wood*

 

[YowYan]

If you think that was funny, you should of seen the tread entitled *Hashirama`s Wood*

xd

 

[Expulso]

You think you are funny? I'm sorry but you are not.

 

[UncleSi]

The real question is who is the funniest Shinobi in the NV..? I really like gui and lee,but ero sennin was funny too

 

[sage22]

The real question is who is the funniest Shinobi in the NV..? I really like gui and lee,but ero sennin was funny too

I would have to say bee

 

[UncleSi]

I would have to say bee

The guy who raps and they make him black...lmao

 

[sage22]

The guy who raps and they make him black...lmao

For some reason he reminds me of vanilla ice lol

 

[NagatoAme]

Terrible Jokes:

What if one could file for animal abuse in naruto? .-.

Dynamic marking...nuff said

"Need a hand finding the rest of yourself Deidara Senpai? Uh...woops" -Tobi

Hidden Jutsu: Now you see! Now you don't...

Hashirama's stick is the biggest

Why is it all the creepy people are more flexible than the sexy supermodels?(Orochimaru reference)

"What are you doing Hidan?" -Speaker, "Praying to Lord Jashin" -Hidan, "I thought you were a Catholic" -Speaker, "I was, but then the new testament happened and the war and suffering went away" -Hidan
"...........I wonder if I forgot something back in Konoha...." -Itachi Uchiha

 

[sage22]

Terrible Jokes:

What if one could file for animal abuse in naruto? .-.

Dynamic marking...nuff said

"Need a hand finding the rest of yourself Deidara Senpai? Uh...woops" -Tobi

Hidden Jutsu: Now you see! Now you don't...

Hashirama's stick is the biggest

Why is it all the creepy people are more flexible than the sexy supermodels?(Orochimaru reference)

"What are you doing Hidan?" -Speaker, "Praying to Lord Jashin" -Hidan, "I thought you were a Catholic" -Speaker, "I was, but then the new testament happened and the war and suffering went away" -Hidan
"...........I wonder if I forgot something back in Konoha...." -Itachi Uchiha[/QUOTE]

The last 2 were really good. I also like the dynamic marking

 

[NagatoAme]

Terrible Jokes:

What if one could file for animal abuse in naruto? .-.

Dynamic marking...nuff said

"Need a hand finding the rest of yourself Deidara Senpai? Uh...woops" -Tobi

Hidden Jutsu: Now you see! Now you don't...

Hashirama's stick is the biggest

Why is it all the creepy people are more flexible than the sexy supermodels?(Orochimaru reference)

"What are you doing Hidan?" -Speaker, "Praying to Lord Jashin" -Hidan, "I thought you were a Catholic" -Speaker, "I was, but then the new testament happened and the war and suffering went away" -Hidan
"...........I wonder if I forgot something back in Konoha...." -Itachi Uchiha

The last 2 were really good. I also like the dynamic marking

I thank you ^^, nothing quite a like a religious counter joke towards Hidan's background: "The blood of Christ compels thee" *splashes Hidan with Holy water*

And as to the joke of Itachi, one always does come to wonder what comes to preoccupy his mind much of the time, due to the abundance of scenes wherein he contains little dialogue and more deep thought.

 

[Takeshi Uzumaki]

The guy who raps and they make him black...lmao

The hidden cloud aren't black...they're sun burned asians

 

[Drakengard]

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dat Joki

 

[Takeshi Uzumaki]

...Crimson "Ticker"?

Feel disrespected ??? Lmao

 

[sage22]

...Crimson "Ticker"?

Lol sorry about that