Studies Show That...

Ldude

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Studies show that 100% of people who read manga die. In fact, 100% of people who breathe air die. Just yesterday, I met someone who breathes air. Things aren't looking good for him.

Some other fun facts:

100% of people who torture animals die.

100% of people who get mani/pedi combos die.

100% of NaruHina fans die.

100% of people who use emoticons instead of words die.


...Scary stuff... I wouldn't suggest any of these.
 

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studies also show flat chested chicks also have a 100% chance of dyeing crazy shit
 

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Wow i didn't know that. :eek:
 

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Studies show that pink hair flat chested girls will most likely be food for kisame or die in a genjutsu by Itachi.
 

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I wouldn't joke about death if I were you. Remember the guy who died after thinking Itachi was dead? You got the idea.
 

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100% of people that smoke weed...can't die...*frantically grabs bong and takes a huge hit* Won't catch me dying, suckers! xd
 

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Studies show that pink hair flat chested girls will most likely be food for kisame or die in a genjutsu by Itachi.
haha Itachi's very presence is enough to kill the flat-chested-pink-hair-girl.
 

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Now that I think about it everyone I know who died drank water
 
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