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kushina: we have been floating here for EVER!
minato: no s*** kushina! I thought we would die after that jutsu was done!
kushina: well guess what genious, NO! and im stuck here with you! you cant even get it up anymore....
Minato: hey women! I told you, its because the part of my soul that could get it up has not been sealed
kushina: ahuh it goes back down faster than hinata on naruto.
Minato: you callin me a 5 second man?
Kushina: no instant! yellow flash huh? yeah your just lucky im the only one who really knows why ur called that!
Minato: that's a low blow, you know I try to last longer!
Kushina: my mother told me I should marry a senju, they have stamina for days, bet the second hokage would have been a good choice...
Minato: you act like you were all that in bed!
kushina: at least I can last for more than a yellow flash!
Minato: THATS NOT WHAT THAT NAME MEANS!!
Kushina: oh the fourth hokage, the fastest to ever live...pff..yeah fastest to finish!!
Minato: you wasn saying that last time!
Kushina: I WAS SLEEP! it happen so fast..... I didn realize you did anything..
Later on........
Minato: do you think it was a good idea to seal half of our soul into naruto? now we see everything he does.....so tired of seeing him play with himself to sakuras picture....wish he would just tear hinato a new one already, that is something I wanna see...
Kushina: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!!!
Minato: im just saying.....hinata has developed over the years....good to see naruto with someone like her...
Kushina: what is that smile for! you just wanna see her naked!
Minato: ( whispers ) better than lookin at you for eternity.....
Kushina: one more joke and your not getting nothing for half of the eternity!!!
MInato: that's fine! I do you before you even notice I started! unlike you, at least I can get mine off....
to be continued..
minato: no s*** kushina! I thought we would die after that jutsu was done!
kushina: well guess what genious, NO! and im stuck here with you! you cant even get it up anymore....
Minato: hey women! I told you, its because the part of my soul that could get it up has not been sealed
kushina: ahuh it goes back down faster than hinata on naruto.
Minato: you callin me a 5 second man?
Kushina: no instant! yellow flash huh? yeah your just lucky im the only one who really knows why ur called that!
Minato: that's a low blow, you know I try to last longer!
Kushina: my mother told me I should marry a senju, they have stamina for days, bet the second hokage would have been a good choice...
Minato: you act like you were all that in bed!
kushina: at least I can last for more than a yellow flash!
Minato: THATS NOT WHAT THAT NAME MEANS!!
Kushina: oh the fourth hokage, the fastest to ever live...pff..yeah fastest to finish!!
Minato: you wasn saying that last time!
Kushina: I WAS SLEEP! it happen so fast..... I didn realize you did anything..
Later on........
Minato: do you think it was a good idea to seal half of our soul into naruto? now we see everything he does.....so tired of seeing him play with himself to sakuras picture....wish he would just tear hinato a new one already, that is something I wanna see...
Kushina: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN!!!
Minato: im just saying.....hinata has developed over the years....good to see naruto with someone like her...
Kushina: what is that smile for! you just wanna see her naked!
Minato: ( whispers ) better than lookin at you for eternity.....
Kushina: one more joke and your not getting nothing for half of the eternity!!!
MInato: that's fine! I do you before you even notice I started! unlike you, at least I can get mine off....
to be continued..
