Naruto characters characteristics!

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Naruto [Funny] Characters!

Naruto- A Blonde skinny kid who doesnt give up.
Sasuke- An emotionally emo teen.
Sakura- Big bi*ch who bosses around and useless.
Kakashi- Mask wearing por.n craving pervert.
Jiriaya- Wanted for attempted raape and a pedophile.
Sia- A gay emotionless teen who likes to draw.
Lee- Ugly mushroom haircut kid who dresses just as bad as his haircut.
GAi- Same as Lee.
Obito- Butthurt ninja who starts a war over his teen crush.
Madara- Power hungry edo maniac.
Nagato- Wants peace while he continues to destroy villages and kill 100's of people.
Kiba- a skinny kid with a big dog.
Shino- a creep with a bug fetish.
Neji- long lushes hair with beautiful eyes. Big ego to go along that
Hinata- Extremely shy girl and is pretty busty.
Bee- Horrible at rapping and careless.
Itachi- Crazy older brother with beautiful eyes and lushes hair. Quite and thinks hes above all.
Choji- fat ass who enjoys nothing but eating.
tenten- Ninja tools are useless and her best attacks are throwing ninja tools.
asuma- smoking dope all day while wielding his useless chakra blades.
kurenia- Thinks she can rival itachi with genjutsu.
haku- heshe
hidan- pysco
kakazu- money loving ho
pain- Rolls in packs while fighting 1 person.
deidara- Heshe
sasori- Puppet fetish.
zetsu- sneaky plant.
konan-Loves killing trees with all her papers techs.
Minato- Known as smart but couldnt figure out tobi was obito.
Rin- Friend zoned obito and loved kakashi who didnt like her and thus starting the 4th war.
Tsunade- Busty granny.
Itachi and sasukes dad- Douchbag
Kisame- Shark boy. (fetish)
Hashirama- Loves his wood.
yamato- scary mof.o
orochimaru- rapist. pedophile.
Kabuto- UGLY F*CKER

Lol just for fun. xD
 
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Sense when is Kabuto ugly?
I will not except this answer, give another characteristic.

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Itachi is a cunt. Nuff said. All haters can suck my toes.
 

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Sense when is Kabuto ugly?
I wonder what you define as beauty then o_O

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lol that pic does no justice.... just makes him look homo
 

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lol that pic does no justice.... just makes him look homo

He looks fabulous in that picture and by gay you mean happy then I agree because he has a smile on his face.
 

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werewolves don't have horns or scales

he looks like a gay lizard
 

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Naruto - A optimistic yellow haired beast.
Sakura - A useless obsessive *****.
Sai - Creative
Sasuke - A misunderstood badass ladies man
Choji - Fatass Muh****a
Sikamaru - A chill ass tactician
Ino - Hot ass period girl
Neji - Genius
Lee - Bruce Lee
Tenten - Underestimated wonder
Shino - Socially awkward
Hinata - Kind hearted
Kiba - Isn't as good as he thinks he is
Kakashi - Elitist
Might Guy - Jackie Chan
Kurenai - A mom
Asuma - A Dad
Deidara - Artisan
Sasori - Puppetsexual
Konan - Angel
Nagato - Awesome
Itachi - THE COOLES MUTHAA****A
Kisami - Shark Boy
Getsu - Play Doh
Hidan - Troll'd
Kakuzu - Hairy
Tobi - Inceptionist

I'm Done.
 

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werewolves don't have horns or scales

he looks like a gay lizard

werewolves?
I don't see how you made that comparison.

hmmm perhaps you need to see more sexy Kabuto pictures to change you're mind about his apperence
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S-E-X-Y
 

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Naruto - A optimistic yellow haired beast.
Sakura - A useless obsessive *****.
Sai - Creative
Sasuke - An arrogant little Emo.
Choji - Fatass Muh****a
Sikamaru - A chill ass tactician
Ino - Hot ass period girl
Neji - Genius
Lee - Bruce Lee
Tenten - Underestimated wonder
Shino - Socially awkward
Hinata - Kind hearted
Kiba - Isn't as good as he thinks he is
Kakashi - Elitist
Might Guy - Jackie Chan
Kurenai - A mom
Asuma - A Dad
Deidara - Artisan
Sasori - Puppetsexual
Konan - Angel
Nagato - Awesome
Itachi - A mentally deranged man.
Kisami - Shark Boy
Getsu - Play Doh
Hidan - Troll'd
Kakuzu - Hairy
Tobi - a man who started a war because his crush who had no interest I̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ him died
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I'm Done.

I changed ȋ̝̊̅̄†̥̥ for U̶̲̥̅̊.
 

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Not gonna lie
This made me laugh. :)

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